Spencer S.'s definitions

bis

Weird, ugly, fat ommpa-loompa like creature. Particularly bad grammar/spelling. Will bite.

see also: wordsecret ugly/word, wordsecret fatty/word.

Bis punched me in the chest because he could not reach my face.

by Spencer S. April 8, 2003

Raygun

1. Super Badass affiliated with the website BAMF.com; he will kick your ass and then fuck your wife, children, and pets.
2. A futuristic gun that shoots laser/plasma beams at word4um kiddies/word.

see also: wordpimp/word

All hail raygun. Raygun is our leader.

by Spencer S. April 8, 2003

secret ugly

A person who misrepresents themselves online by using their most flattering picture, by using a picture that is many years out of date, or a combination therein.

Or:

Someone who uses the magic of photoshop to appear good-looking.

see also, "wordsecret ugly/word"

"I had been talking to her on AIM for months, but when I finally saw her, she was hideous like the elephant man. Total secret ugly."

by Spencer S. April 8, 2003

Sactap

To perfect the art of hitting a male in the testicles using a whiplike motion of the wrist, for ones own entertainment.

Dude, I sactaped Cooper on Monday, it was so funny.

by Spencer S. May 25, 2005

netslut

A female aged 14-30 who has sex with multiple partners whom she met via the internet

see also: wordnetwhore/word, wordsecret ugly/word, wordsecret fatty/word.

I am going to fuck this little netslut tonight and then block her AIM name.

by Spencer S. April 8, 2003

home cracker

pretty much the same as a home boi/boy, home slice, home skillet, home dog, homie, homie g, home fag, etc...but cooler

Jennifer and Spencer are HOME CRACKERS!!1!11one1!!1oneone!

by Spencer S. October 2, 2005

veets

see wordemo/word

Veets was bein all emo today. It made me ralph.

by Spencer S. April 8, 2003