8 definitions by Spencer S.

pretty much the same as a home boi/boy, home slice, home skillet, home dog, homie, homie g, home fag, etc...but cooler
Jennifer and Spencer are HOME CRACKERS!!1!11one1!!1oneone!
by Spencer S. October 2, 2005
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A person who misrepresents themselves online by using their most flattering picture, by using a picture that is many years out of date, or a combination therein.

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Someone who uses the magic of photoshop to appear good-looking.

see also, "wordsecret ugly/word"

"I had been talking to her on AIM for months, but when I finally saw her, she was hideous like the elephant man. Total secret ugly."
by Spencer S. April 8, 2003
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Veets was bein all emo today. It made me ralph.
by Spencer S. April 8, 2003
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Weird, ugly, fat ommpa-loompa like creature. Particularly bad grammar/spelling. Will bite.

see also: wordsecret ugly/word, wordsecret fatty/word.
Bis punched me in the chest because he could not reach my face.
by Spencer S. April 8, 2003
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Southside bruiser. Will come to your house, drink all your booze, eat all your food, and make a general nuisance of himself.

see also: worddrunk/word, wordslob/word
thedangles came to my crib and the next day I had to hire a maid and restock my frigge.
by Spencer S. April 10, 2003
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1. Super Badass affiliated with the website BAMF.com; he will kick your ass and then fuck your wife, children, and pets.
2. A futuristic gun that shoots laser/plasma beams at word4um kiddies/word.

see also: wordpimp/word
All hail raygun. Raygun is our leader.
by Spencer S. April 8, 2003
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To perfect the art of hitting a male in the testicles using a whiplike motion of the wrist, for ones own entertainment.
Dude, I sactaped Cooper on Monday, it was so funny.
by Spencer S. May 15, 2005
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