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Definitions by Spencer S.

home cracker

pretty much the same as a home boi/boy, home slice, home skillet, home dog, homie, homie g, home fag, etc...but cooler
Jennifer and Spencer are HOME CRACKERS!!1!11one1!!1oneone!
home cracker by Spencer S. October 2, 2005
To perfect the art of hitting a male in the testicles using a whiplike motion of the wrist, for ones own entertainment.
Dude, I sactaped Cooper on Monday, it was so funny.
Sactap by Spencer S. May 25, 2005

TheDangles 

Southside bruiser. Will come to your house, drink all your booze, eat all your food, and make a general nuisance of himself.

see also: worddrunk/word, wordslob/word
thedangles came to my crib and the next day I had to hire a maid and restock my frigge.
TheDangles by Spencer S. April 10, 2003
A female aged 14-30 who has sex with multiple partners whom she met via the internet

see also: wordnetwhore/word, wordsecret ugly/word, wordsecret fatty/word.
I am going to fuck this little netslut tonight and then block her AIM name.
netslut by Spencer S. April 8, 2003
Weird, ugly, fat ommpa-loompa like creature. Particularly bad grammar/spelling. Will bite.

see also: wordsecret ugly/word, wordsecret fatty/word.
Bis punched me in the chest because he could not reach my face.
bis by Spencer S. April 8, 2003

secret ugly 

A person who misrepresents themselves online by using their most flattering picture, by using a picture that is many years out of date, or a combination therein.

Or:

Someone who uses the magic of photoshop to appear good-looking.

see also, "wordsecret ugly/word"

"I had been talking to her on AIM for months, but when I finally saw her, she was hideous like the elephant man. Total secret ugly."
secret ugly by Spencer S. April 8, 2003
1. Super Badass affiliated with the website BAMF.com; he will kick your ass and then fuck your wife, children, and pets.
2. A futuristic gun that shoots laser/plasma beams at word4um kiddies/word.

see also: wordpimp/word
All hail raygun. Raygun is our leader.
Raygun by Spencer S. April 8, 2003