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Someone that has no life who chronically checks nick's profile to see what his next move is. These people try to live his life vicariously thru his profile because they have a form of mental retardation. These people have also been known to suffer from herpes, obesity, and quite possibly gout. If you come in contact with a netslut you will have no choice but to bathe in bleach. No exceptions!
Nancy the netslut got a herpes blister after watching to much porn on tv.
netslut by Joel B. July 16, 2008
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a slut that loves to have cum in her mouth that she is like a squirrel. "saving the cum for later"
She's such a nutslut! She always has cum dripping down mouth
nutslut by policepuncher666 April 17, 2017
Someone, usually a woman, who is both mentally unhinged and promiscuous.
That Rachel's such a nutslut: I wouldn't let her within a mile of my fiance.
nutslut by Sparky Williams May 8, 2006
A Female that loves to give oral pleasure. A girl that would give head more then 3 times a day to diffrent people.
Samantha is a total Nutslut
Nutslut by T.H.C January 25, 2006
When a girl is a really nuttyweird and slutty , a beg to boys and always wants the d
Boy 1 - 'heard you've been texting Katie'

Boy 2 - 'no way she's a nut slut , won't leave me alone'
Boy 1 -'#nutslut'
Nutslut by Bethogiuffo May 6, 2014

netsleuth 

its when you put a chili pepper on your nutsack and dip it in someonesm outh
i put a pepper on my nutsack and dipped it in someones mouth. its what they call netsleuthing
netsleuth by netsleuth January 9, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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