Sactap
To perfect the art of hitting a male in the testicles using a whiplike motion of the wrist, for ones own entertainment.
Sactap by Spencer S. May 25, 2005
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Scatapult
The worst possible consequence of anal sex for the male participant. 200 out of 62 men surveyed claimed it was the number 1 reason why they feared delving into the back door. Ninety-eight percent of which later admitted that it was actually because their women wouldn’t let them. Never the less, the fear is real. It occurs when the man draws back just a little too far and all his joy is vanquished as his penis snaps up into its full and upright position, much like the mythical catapult weapon of history books. Instead of rocks the projectile is the freshest wad of poop ever, flung at the speed of erection.
Cases have been reported of blindness, puking, E.D., a bad taste in one’s mouth, and car accidents.
Most commonly manifests in the infamous Doggy Style position.
First recorded in 42 BC in cave drawings in Michigan’s Brown Caves.
Cases have been reported of blindness, puking, E.D., a bad taste in one’s mouth, and car accidents.
Most commonly manifests in the infamous Doggy Style position.
First recorded in 42 BC in cave drawings in Michigan’s Brown Caves.
BOB: What’s got you in such a crappy mood?
Cal: Something bad happened last night.
BOB: Oh yeah?
Cal: Yeah, Cindy finally let me butt fuck her and... and...
BOB: You got the Scatapult didn’t you?
Cal: Yes! I lost my rhythm for one second and it came flying up at me. She had corn for dinner dude, CORN! You know how hard it is to get shit stains out of popcorn textured ceiling?
BOB: So did you stop after that?
Cal: No, I finished first.
Cal: Something bad happened last night.
BOB: Oh yeah?
Cal: Yeah, Cindy finally let me butt fuck her and... and...
BOB: You got the Scatapult didn’t you?
Cal: Yes! I lost my rhythm for one second and it came flying up at me. She had corn for dinner dude, CORN! You know how hard it is to get shit stains out of popcorn textured ceiling?
BOB: So did you stop after that?
Cal: No, I finished first.
Scatapult by The BOB not a Bob! December 24, 2010
Related Words
sac tap • sac tap bitch • sac tap butt slap • sac tapper • Sacapuntas • santaphobia • sacaputa • sacktapping • saptapper • Scatapult
Santaphilic
Guy: Hey, you really need to get out more, you've been playing with your Santa doll all evening!!!
Girl: What do you expect? Im Santaphilic!!!
Girl: What do you expect? Im Santaphilic!!!
Santaphilic by SaintCoolio June 2, 2010
sactacular
sactacular by Dick Furgeson June 27, 2012
sac tap bitch
A boy who is always sac tapped by his friends and others. Usually a sac tap bitch is too weak or pathetic to retaliate and is always on the defensive. As a result of being hit in the balls so many times, they can easily flinch like typical cowards and are very defensive, sometimes covering their crotch in order to preemptivevley defend themselves.
Tanner: What happened to Brent?
Robin: Oh, he just got sac tapped again.
Tanner: Seriously? What a sac tap bitch!
Robin: Oh, he just got sac tapped again.
Tanner: Seriously? What a sac tap bitch!
sac tap bitch by Elsis May 18, 2016
Sacapuntas
1. Spanish word for pencil sharpener
2. Nice random word to be used when the conversation is getting kinda boring
3. Prettiest word in all of spanish language, obsessesed over by spanish teachers around the world
2. Nice random word to be used when the conversation is getting kinda boring
3. Prettiest word in all of spanish language, obsessesed over by spanish teachers around the world
Sacapuntas by Gem March 19, 2005
sattaporn
Usually short, bald and asian, Sattaporn's are friendly little creatures who don't do their work and dick around all night long. Sattaporn's will do almost anything to get a girls attention. He has many of methods, but his most famous method is to break the girls kneecaps.
sattaporn by Hotmcdoodlebob November 13, 2013
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