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The Five D's

1. Deformed
2. Deranged
3. Dysfunctional
4. Defective
5. Demented
Someone who is ratchet is probably all of The Five D's
by Spencer Ace December 13, 2014
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digital blackface

Did Jenna just send you a black crying emoji?

Yeah?

Dude, that's digital blackface
by Spencer Ace September 25, 2018
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Masturbolt

The act in which a Greek (male) masturbates in the glorious name of Zeus. This usually involves very violent masturbation during a thunderstorm, and results in jizzing electric sparks. Electric tasers can sometimes be used for vibrational purposes.
"Hey Stelio, are you masturbolting? Why?"
"Because I'm Greek."
"Kill yourself."
by Spencer Ace December 13, 2014
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Oregon Exorcism

When you fuck a pregnant woman so hard she goes into labor
She wasn't due until January, but Steve gave her an Oregon exorcism
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
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Virginia Flak-Jacket

The mountain of fat that only obese women have in between their vagina and chin which blocks a man from being able to pull out of said woman and cum on her face
I wanted to finish on her chin but she had a Virginia flak-jacket so I couldn't
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
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Mississippi Child Fuck

When you fuck someone from Mississippi whose IQ is so low, you're basically fucking a child
Ari: Yesterday I fucked this guy from Mississippi and he literally couldn't do multiplication
Becky: Guess that's why they call it a Mississippi child fuck
Ari: Ew what
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
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New Hampshire Heater

When two people in New Hampshire have no way to keep warm, so they continuously have sex until one of them dies
Adam: The New Hampshire Heater is how I wanna go
Billybob: You want to die in New Hampshire
Adam: Ehh... I guess not then.
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
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