Oregon Exorcism

When you fuck a pregnant woman so hard she goes into labor

She wasn't due until January, but Steve gave her an Oregon exorcism

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Sex dumpster

The name given to a bed that is a) used exclusively for sex, and b) is never cleaned or washed

Matthew: Where are you two gonna do it tonight?

Mark: The sex dumpster; where else?

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Louisiana Ball-Gag

The act of suffocating a person who is snoring by putting your testicle in their mouth

Steven gave me a Louisiana ball-gag, but I was snoring really loud so I guess it's fair enough

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Washington Cherry Tree

When two people are having violent sexual intercourse in a tree house and they make the entire tree fall down

I'm guessing my insurance doesn't cover Washington Cherry Trees, huh... Oh well.

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Maryland Crabpinch

A sex act in which a woman rides a man cowgirl style, and the man raises his arms up to pinch/ squeeze the woman’s nipples, resembling a crab

A: I really got her off last night
B: How?
A: I used the Maryland crabpinch

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Virginia Flak-Jacket

The mountain of fat that only obese women have in between their vagina and chin which blocks a man from being able to pull out of said woman and cum on her face

I wanted to finish on her chin but she had a Virginia flak-jacket so I couldn't

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Mississippi Child Fuck

When you fuck someone from Mississippi whose IQ is so low, you're basically fucking a child

Ari: Yesterday I fucked this guy from Mississippi and he literally couldn't do multiplication
Becky: Guess that's why they call it a Mississippi child fuck
Ari: Ew what

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019