New Hampshire Heater

When two people in New Hampshire have no way to keep warm, so they continuously have sex until one of them dies

Adam: The New Hampshire Heater is how I wanna go
Billybob: You want to die in New Hampshire
Adam: Ehh... I guess not then.

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

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Indiana Tear-Jerker

A sexual situation in which a man is simultaneously watching Schindler’s List and receiving a handjob

She gave me an Indiana Tear-Jerker last night; I've never felt so sad but so good at the same time

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

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An act in which a person who has just completed sexual intercourse summersaults off the bed for no fucking reason

George: It's not an IOWA summersault; it's an Idaho summersault!
Grace: I don't care what it is; don't ever do it again

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

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What you might get if you shit in a toilet bowl after eating corn

Gross! Someone left a pot of gold in the men's room

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

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Sally: The Romans gave Jesus a Maine Manicure
Suzy: Stop calling it that!

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

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A title few men hold. In order to achieve it, one must put a condom on inside out and hope to God it doesn’t break during the sex that ensues

I can proudly say that I am a Dakota Daredevil. Unfortunately, I'm also a father of triplets.

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

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A sex act in which a woman rides a man cowgirl style, and the man raises his arms up to pinch/ squeeze the woman’s nipples, resembling a crab

A: I really got her off last night
B: How?
A: I used the Maryland crabpinch

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

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