Spencer Ace's definitions

Middle-Eastern Shit Festival

1. A poorly organized event
2. Anything that does not go according to plan for the worse

The food was cold and the DJ showed up an hour late; prom was a middle-eastern shit festival

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Pot of gold

What you might get if you shit in a toilet bowl after eating corn

Gross! Someone left a pot of gold in the men's room

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Maryland Crabpinch

A sex act in which a woman rides a man cowgirl style, and the man raises his arms up to pinch/ squeeze the woman’s nipples, resembling a crab

A: I really got her off last night
B: How?
A: I used the Maryland crabpinch

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Stupendulum

A spectacle that is created by pulling one's testicles out of the hole in their underwear and swinging them around.

I made a stupendulum for my girlfriend yesterday and now she won't talk to me.

by Spencer Ace February 18, 2018

Nebraskan Leprechaun

A ginger hillbilly

I met a family of Amish red-heads; it was like being surrounded by Nebraskan leprechauns

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Mississippi Child Fuck

When you fuck someone from Mississippi whose IQ is so low, you're basically fucking a child

Ari: Yesterday I fucked this guy from Mississippi and he literally couldn't do multiplication
Becky: Guess that's why they call it a Mississippi child fuck
Ari: Ew what

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Oregon Exorcism

When you fuck a pregnant woman so hard she goes into labor

She wasn't due until January, but Steve gave her an Oregon exorcism

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019