Speedog 2's definitions

J bomb

Noun: a Jägerbomb - a shot of Jägermeister dropped into a glass of Red Bull and immediately swallowed.

Stacy's obsessive consumption of Jäegerbombs earned her the nickname "J bomb".

by Speedog 2 January 24, 2011

P2P

Acronym: person to person. Sexual contact between two or more persons without a barrier device, such as a condom.

Kevin's date with Patti ended early when she refused to go p2p.

by Speedog 2 January 2, 2011

ATP

Ash Tray Pussy: malodorous feminine genital aroma resulting from excessive smoking.

Karen could significantly increase her re-date numbers if she could only lose her ATP.

by Speedog 2 December 19, 2010

Ashtray pussy

Noun: a malodorous feminine genital aroma/taste resulting from excessive smoking.

Ashtray pussy syndrome has resulted in a rate of second date cancellations/no-shows roughly paralleling the rate of smoking among young American females since the mid-1980's.

by Speedog 2 December 25, 2010

crackanoia

Noun: a crack cocaine-induced state of paranoia, usually temporary.

“Frank’s repeated binges and resultant crackanoia got him booted from Pete’s crib.”

by Speedog 2 January 20, 2011

BOGO

American slang: Blow One, Get One. Oral sex performed in exchange for a favor or an item.

Dawn got a dub for the BOGO she did on Gary.

by Speedog 2 December 18, 2010

schmeplicate

Verb: for a human male to copulate with an alien female in exchange for Bud Light.

Upon exiting the saucer, the alien commander declared "In order to save our civilization, we must schmeplicate with a male of your species. In exchange, we offer you this (Bud Light bottles)."

by Speedog 2 January 17, 2011