Speedog 2's definitions

conmercial

Noun: a television, radio, print or internet commercial produced and promulgated with the specific intent to deceive, mislead or confuse the viewer in regard to the motives, purposes and/or activities of the entity producing the commercial. Particularly ubiquitous among political parties, energy conglomerates, tobacco companies, and other large organizations whose primary operation is likely to incur negative public opinion or regulatory scrutiny.

“Ever since the general public became aware of the consequences of global warming, big oil and its dependents have produced one conmercial after another to divert attention from, and discourage any alternatives to, their carbon intensive, environmentally detrimental practices.”

by Speedog 2 February 21, 2011

rope nazi

Noun: the goon who controls the velvet rope at the entrance to innumerable pretentious nightclubs; admitting only the favored few while rejecting the unhip-du-jour. Synonymous with "checklist nazi" in instances when the goon can actually read above a third-grade level.

Curtis the rope nazi at Alias was notorious for sliding the "inside" in exchange for a C-note from a dude, or a blow job from a chick.

by Speedog 2 February 19, 2011

that's SO working for you

Phrase: sarcastic retort to any statement by another perceived as being uncognizantly absurd, erroneous or counterintuitive in regard to the person making the statement.

When Carli said: “I don’t need any help finding guys, I meet plenty where I work”, Jay responded “Yeah, and that's SO working for you.”

by Speedog 2 January 25, 2011

J bomb

Noun: a Jägerbomb - a shot of Jägermeister dropped into a glass of Red Bull and immediately swallowed.

Stacy's obsessive consumption of Jäegerbombs earned her the nickname "J bomb".

by Speedog 2 January 24, 2011

crackanoia

Noun: a crack cocaine-induced state of paranoia, usually temporary.

“Frank’s repeated binges and resultant crackanoia got him booted from Pete’s crib.”

by Speedog 2 January 20, 2011

schmeplicate

Verb: for a human male to copulate with an alien female in exchange for Bud Light.

Upon exiting the saucer, the alien commander declared "In order to save our civilization, we must schmeplicate with a male of your species. In exchange, we offer you this (Bud Light bottles)."

by Speedog 2 January 17, 2011

car accident

Noun (usually preceded by a qualifier such as "Italian", "Russian" or "alleged"): of or relating to a murder or contract killing perpetrated in a manner ostensibly designed to appear accidental, but obviously indicative of premeditation.

Repetitive investigations by Ivanovich into the Siberian oil deal may have contributed to his recent demise resulting from injuries sustained in a "car accident".

by Speedog 2 January 4, 2011