by Speedog 2 December 25, 2010

Phrase: sarcastic retort to any statement by another perceived as being uncognizantly absurd, erroneous or counterintuitive in regard to the person making the statement.
When Carli said: “I don’t need any help finding guys, I meet plenty where I work”, Jay responded “Yeah, and that's SO working for you.”
by Speedog 2 January 25, 2011

Noun: the goon who controls the velvet rope at the entrance to innumerable pretentious nightclubs; admitting only the favored few while rejecting the unhip-du-jour. Synonymous with "checklist nazi" in instances when the goon can actually read above a third-grade level.
Curtis the rope nazi at Alias was notorious for sliding the "inside" in exchange for a C-note from a dude, or a blow job from a chick.
by Speedog 2 February 19, 2011

by Speedog 2 January 20, 2011

by Speedog 2 December 19, 2010

Ashtray pussy syndrome has resulted in a rate of second date cancellations/no-shows roughly paralleling the rate of smoking among young American females since the mid-1980's.
by Speedog 2 December 25, 2010

by Speedog 2 December 18, 2010
