A stupid, mislead, whorish little girl who runs away from her problems and sleeps with every guy she can, while posting about it on Off-topic.net for sympathy and more hookups on drugs and dick.
See also: Lauren Whitehead, vdubbish
See also: Lauren Whitehead, vdubbish
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five referring to the number of digits on your hand.
this is usually something done by a parent to their child when the kid is unruly.
five referring to the number of digits on your hand.
this is usually something done by a parent to their child when the kid is unruly.
kid: duh, i'm a stupid kid, i'm gonna knock over this vase
dad: boy!! that's five across the eyes!
<<*SMACK*>>
kid:waaaah! i am little bitch, but i sure learned my lesson.
dad: boy!! that's five across the eyes!
<<*SMACK*>>
kid:waaaah! i am little bitch, but i sure learned my lesson.
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yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund
yo mama so poor, i saw her kicking a can down the street, i asked what she's doin, she says "movin"
yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund
yo mama so poor, i saw her kicking a can down the street, i asked what she's doin, she says "movin"
by spanky July 10, 2003
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