fok

native american pronunciation of fuck.
also possible: fak fik and fek, depending on drunkeness

FAK YU FOK!!!
WHY DA COPS ALWAYS ARREST ME... what da fek.

by spanky July 10, 2003

Swiatched

amazing freestyler

i know you wannabe a swiatched when i comes to rap

by spanky September 25, 2003

five across the eyes

to slap someone across the face.
five referring to the number of digits on your hand.
this is usually something done by a parent to their child when the kid is unruly.

kid: duh, i'm a stupid kid, i'm gonna knock over this vase
dad: boy!! that's five across the eyes!
<<*SMACK*>>
kid:waaaah! i am little bitch, but i sure learned my lesson.

by spanky July 16, 2003

yo mama

yo mama so fat, you gotta take two trains and a bus to get on her good side
yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund
yo mama so poor, i saw her kicking a can down the street, i asked what she's doin, she says "movin"

yo mama got the glass eye with the fish in it

by spanky July 10, 2003

quokka

Small rodent-like animal found on Rottnest Island, just of the coast of West Australia. They tend to trash hotel rooms if you leave the door open.

That quokka just tipped over the bin! Catch it!!!

by Spanky May 28, 2003

Hooters

jumblies, sweater monkeys

girl, you know it's true

by spanky July 16, 2003

Coprophagy

The act of eating a lovers poop.

Dan and Melissa are into Coproghagy, hence their walls are now smeared with but mud.

by spanky March 25, 2005