Spanky's definitions

flat cocker

another word referring to lesbian; carpet muncher; dyke; muff diver

sara and catherine are flat cockers

by SpAnKy December 7, 2003

lockdown

jail

johnny done fucked up, he's in lockdown now

by spanky July 23, 2003

beefdonut

1) your anushole.
2) meal prepared by making a ring of meat
3) musical artist

1) joel likes to stick long vegetables in his beefdonut
2) me: gross dude, what the fuck is that shit?
some guy: guy! that's a beefdonut!
3) me: hi beefdonut, whenz your new album coming out?
beefdonut: never, i am a lazy ass

by spanky July 10, 2003

Flat Cocker

another word used for lesbian; carpet muncher; dyke female that does not like penis

Sara and Catherine are flat cockers

by SpAnKy December 7, 2003

droned

when you have been drinking alcohol and smoking pot at same time (may cause you to pass out)

holy shit dude im droned (then pass out)

by spanky August 25, 2003

funktastic

a higher level of fantastic, on par with craptastic, cept it's good.
when something is supremely funky, it may be deemed funktastic

that guy playing the sax is just funktastic. that guy playing the washtub bass, however, is craptastic.

by spanky July 15, 2003

nose goblin

what i go mining for when i am bored at work

cripes... look at the size of that nose goblin. it's all green and bloody

by spanky July 10, 2003