When whilst using performance enhancers one's penis is sat upon until numb before participating in any sexual activity
by SpanglyCharly April 02, 2022
The act of receiving both a blow job and a rimjob whilst simultaneously consuming a Capri Sun beverage.
Delightful😁
Delightful😁
Did you know Dan got a uh Capri-Slurp at the party last night?
Oh yeah?
Yeah he was in the bathroom with both Sarah and Rachel
No shit? That-a-boy Daniel
My man!
Oh yeah?
Yeah he was in the bathroom with both Sarah and Rachel
No shit? That-a-boy Daniel
My man!
by SpanglyCharly February 02, 2021
by SpanglyCharly January 30, 2021
A derogatory term used by hetero or closeted Italian men when referring to openly homosexual Italian men. Initially coined in the early 1920s after the sweet soda-like beverage it's named after.
by SpanglyCharly August 20, 2020
The act of bringing sexual satisfaction to another man using only the tip of one's penis to brace against the other's shaft until completion
Nate: "God damn that man gave me the best Ding-a-lingus I've ever had. I don't think any woman could bring me as much pleasure!"
by SpanglyCharly February 06, 2021
Where an individual uses a thin or Capri Sun like straw then proceeds to insert it into the tip of a man's penis and then blows with tremendous force to inflate the penis like a balloon animal
Yo dawg my dick is sore from yesterday
Oh yeah why's that?
You know Rachel from the Pawn shop?
That smokin redhead?
Yeah
She gave me a blimpie and I don't know how to feel about it
Oh yeah why's that?
You know Rachel from the Pawn shop?
That smokin redhead?
Yeah
She gave me a blimpie and I don't know how to feel about it
by SpanglyCharly April 01, 2021
Where a sheet, towel or blanket is used to brush against a completely flaccid penis until fully engorged.
by SpanglyCharly November 25, 2018