Definitions by SomeoneNew

School

Technically,the place for child education,but realistically,the place where kids are being blackmailed into admitting their sexual tendencies and whatnot,because the penalty is that otherwise,the teachers will secretly put them into the media,and the kids will know what is really happening when they read books about crime,listen to songs with deep lyrics,etc.

We are all secretly embarrassed to death when we look back on our school days..enough said.

School by SomeoneNew December 18, 2012

Facetious

Giving a sarcastic answer,to show how obvious something is.

My mates and I saw a film on Saturday night.

You mean at the cinema?

No,in the garden shed,of course at the cinema!

That's being facetious.

Facetious by SomeoneNew December 18, 2012

Fuddy-Duddy 

What children call their parents when they look back on the 'good old days' of when he or she would read books instead of watching TV or computing,but turn into themselves as they get older.

Parent in the background:Don't you read anymore,_____?
Kid watching TV:Yeah whatever,don't be such an old fuddy-duddy(but feels wistful all the same.)

Fuddy-Duddy by SomeoneNew December 9, 2012

Teachers Pet 

A student who is supposedly highly thought of,but is really looked down on,when teachers have their own little gossip.A student who probably has family problems,and feels the need to improve themself,without realising how they really look.

Everyone hated the teachers pet types,but also felt sorry for them.

Teachers Pet by SomeoneNew November 15, 2012

School

The place where kids learn stuff that they won't even need in the future.

We learnt that at school..but never used it in the end.

School by SomeoneNew October 29, 2012

Scarper 

To run away to avoid something.

The boy had to scarper when his parents got out his baby pics.

Scarper by SomeoneNew October 20, 2012

Facebook 

The place where you finally get revenge on people who bothered you in the past.

(Directed at the teacher who called someone a know-it-all)
How is making a small statement supposed to be 'knowing everything?!

So that's getting revenge on Facebook.

Facebook by SomeoneNew October 18, 2012