Peppa Pig

A show on Nick Jr that is detrimental to people’s intelligence. Peppa is a 4 year old pig who is somehow 7”1 which is abnormally weird and unusual. Her brother George is sometimes annoying, but is understandable to feel bad for because he has to have such a horrible older sister. Their mother is fine but their father can somehow snort so loud that even the people in the capital of Mongolia can somehow hear.

BEWARE: If you cannot stand annoying brats, it is highly recommended you do not watch this show.
Amigo 1: Ay, did you ever watch Peppa Pig?
Amigo 2: I didn’t want to, but since my little brother likes the show, I think I’m going to slowly die from cringe within the next 0.0000001 nanoseconds.
by Someone with a 🅱️rain March 12, 2022
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SpongeBob SquarePants

A legendary show on Nickelodeon that had really good first seasons, but quality of the show has gone downhill and now today’s episode and mostly craphole episodes.

WARNING: If you watch any episode of the more recent SpongeBob episodes, please be aware of the super ultimate mega holy goddamn shit cringe. If you or a loved one get very severe conditions from the horrible episodes that don’t make sense, don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Amigo 1: Hey, did you watch SpongeBob SquarePants?
Amigo 2: Yeah, but the episodes these days just suck ngl.
by Someone with a 🅱️rain March 12, 2022
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Spocco

A word that is a slur to the Nintendian race.
Random person: DAMN SPOCCOS!!!
Random person 2: Don’t say that, dude! That’s offensive to the Nintendian race!
Random person: lol idgaf
2 days later…
Random person: OH FUCK I HAVE BEEN CANCELLED!!! NUUUUUU!!!
Random person 2: See, what did I tell you?
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Class of 2028

The graduating class that mainly consists of kids born from the fall of 2009 to the summer of 2010. They are about to be entering their freshmen year of high school. While not all of them are awful, most of them are annoying as fuck. If you have kids on your bus that are the class of 2028, or are in high school and have a sibling that’s the class of 2028, you might as well drive yourself to school (if you’re old enough to do so), or walk to school, even if it takes an hour to get there.
Class of 2025 student: Yo, who the fuck are those annoying ass students that keep bothering the shit out of everyone else?
Class of 2026 student: Oh, those are class of 2028 students. They think they’re all that when in reality no one cares what they think since they’re freshmen. Hopefully when they graduate, they aren’t egotistical and narcissistic like they are now.
Class of 2025: Makes sense, and I agree. That reminds me. One time, there was a group of kids that were the class of 2028 on my bus, and they caused so much disruption and havoc, that my bus driver had to pull over and yell at them for 15 minutes straight.
Class of 2026 student: Jeez, that just shows how immature they are, and why everyone hates freshmen. Fortunately for us, we’re upperclassmen, and they probably won’t want to get on our bad side because of that.
Class of 2025 student: Yeah, you said it best!
by Someone with a 🅱️rain August 08, 2024
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Boner

When a guy’s pp hardens because he is turned on by something.
Skye gave Logan a kiss, and Logan got an 8 inch boner.
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Starbucks

A nasty coffee chain company that sells the most burnt ass coffee. This is the place you get coffee if you don’t care about losing your tongue.
I had a cup of coffee at Starbucks. It tasted so fucking burnt that I wanted to throw it into a fire.
by Someone with a 🅱️rain October 13, 2022
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Mokey

I bet you were searching for the word Monkey, but you forgot the n. Now, I’ll explain to you what Mokey is:

Mokey is a character from the internet web series, Mokey’s Show, made by the god himself, Sr. Pelo. It is basically a parody version of Mickey Mouse. Also, if you have any kids, make them watch this instead of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. I promise you won’t regret it!
Amigo 1: Hey, do you know who Mokey is?
Amigo 2: No, dafaq is that?
Amigo 1: It’s a character from the show, Mokey’s Show!
Amigo 2: What’s that?
Amigo 1: It’s basically Mickey Mouse but better. Kids should watch that instead of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse!
Amigo 2: Well, I should get my kids to watch that! How do I find it?
Amigo 1: Search it on YouTube. You’ll find it easily!
Amigo 2: Thanks!
Amigo 1: No problem!

*3 days later…*

Amigo 2: OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK!?!
Amigo 1: Huh?
Amigo 2: MOKEY’S SHOW ISN’T MEANT FOR KIDS! YOU LIED TO ME!!! GRRRRRR!!!
Amigo 1: Lol get trolled!
Amigo 2: Fuck you bitch!
Amigo 1: You mean…BETCH? HA!
Amigo 2: *hangs up phone*
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