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1. i see that turbo kid with his mom in mcdonalds every day, im serious
2. id like to be that turbo's groupie someday
2. id like to be that turbo's groupie someday
by someone March 18, 2004
Get the turbomug. Amy Conant. She was born in America, raised young in Sweden where she become heir to the throne. She lives in America now and controls Sweden. She currently has a woman in Sweden acting as her now She goes by Sylvie...you know, Queen Sylvie.
by someone January 19, 2004
Get the Queen of Swedenmug. by someone November 24, 2003
Get the shirtmug. An appreviated version of the name for Washington DC's subway system, the Metro, as so called by Big Mo Benitz.
by Someone August 29, 2003
Get the 'Tromug. adj.: a word with the same meaning as "stupid", "gay", "fucked", etc., generally used by those who dont want to be prejudice to gays/lesbians, or are gay themselves
n.: used where many might say "fag" by those who do not want to be assumed anti-gay, or by those who are gay
v.: (to shmiz, shmizzing, shmizzed. also, shmizzle, shmizzling, shmizzled for 1st and 3rd meaning) the same meaning as "fucking" or "having sex" only referring to gay couples. also, giving a blow job (gay couples or straigh couples). third, used like "fuck" (as in the phrase "fuck you")
n.: used where many might say "fag" by those who do not want to be assumed anti-gay, or by those who are gay
v.: (to shmiz, shmizzing, shmizzed. also, shmizzle, shmizzling, shmizzled for 1st and 3rd meaning) the same meaning as "fucking" or "having sex" only referring to gay couples. also, giving a blow job (gay couples or straigh couples). third, used like "fuck" (as in the phrase "fuck you")
adj.: We had a pop quiz in science... how shmiz is that?
My mom was being all shmiz and got pissed off at me.
That party was so shmiz; the music sucked.
The shmizzing soda machine just ate my dollar!
n.: You're such a shmiz.
That shmiz was talking shit about me!
v.: Those two guys were shmizzing (or shmizzling) last night... ugh.
I heard they shmizzed the other night...
She shmizzed him?!
Shmiz you!
My mom was being all shmiz and got pissed off at me.
That party was so shmiz; the music sucked.
The shmizzing soda machine just ate my dollar!
n.: You're such a shmiz.
That shmiz was talking shit about me!
v.: Those two guys were shmizzing (or shmizzling) last night... ugh.
I heard they shmizzed the other night...
She shmizzed him?!
Shmiz you!
by someone December 13, 2004
Get the shmizmug. 
Asmodeus, also known as Ashmadia, most likely originated from the Persian Aeshma-deva ("demon of waith").
The apocryphal Book of Tobit describes an instance where Raguel's daughter, Sarah, was tormented by the demon. She was married to seven times, each time the Asmodeus killed off the husband before they could have intercourse. Sarah, was about to hang herself in grief, but decided against it after thinking about the shame it would cause her father. She then prayed to God for death.
God answered her prayer by sending the angel, Raphael, to her aid. He instructed Tobiah to place fish liver and heart on the embers for incense. Asmodeus was repelled by the odor:
"The demon, repelled by the odor of the fish, fled into Upper Egypt; Raphael pursued him there and bound him hand and foot." - Tobit 8:3
In the Testament of Solomon (dated 1st - 3rd centuries CE) , Solomon invokes Asmodeus to aid in the construction of the Temple. The demon appears and predicts Solomon's kingdom will one day be divided.
"My constellation (is like an animal which) reclines in its den in heaven; some men call me the Great Bear, but others the Offspring of a Dragon. Moreover, a smaller constellation accompanies my constellation, for the high position and throne of my father is always in the sky. So do not ask me so many things, Solomon, for eventually your kingdom will be divided. This glory of yours is temporary. You have us to torture for a little while; then we shall disperse among human beings again with the result that we shall be worshiped as gods because men do not know the names of the angels who rule over us."
-TSol 5:4-5
After Asmodeus had spoken, Solomon ordered him to state his name and activities, to which the demon responded that he:
"Is always hatching plots against newlyweds; I mar the beauty of virgins and cause their hearts to grow cold"
- TSol 5:7
When Solomon interrogated Asmodeus further, he learned that Asmodeus was thwarted by the angel, Raphael, as well as sheatfish found in the rivers of Assyria. He also admitted he hated water.
Milton writes in Paradise Lost
'Better pleased Than Asmodeus with the fishy fume That drove him, though enamoured, from the spouse Of Tobit's son, and with a vengeance sent From Media post to Egypt, there fast bound." - Paradise Lost , iv. 167--71.
Asmoday appears later in Mather's translation of the Goetia: the Lesser Key of Solomon as the 32th spirit.
The apocryphal Book of Tobit describes an instance where Raguel's daughter, Sarah, was tormented by the demon. She was married to seven times, each time the Asmodeus killed off the husband before they could have intercourse. Sarah, was about to hang herself in grief, but decided against it after thinking about the shame it would cause her father. She then prayed to God for death.
God answered her prayer by sending the angel, Raphael, to her aid. He instructed Tobiah to place fish liver and heart on the embers for incense. Asmodeus was repelled by the odor:
"The demon, repelled by the odor of the fish, fled into Upper Egypt; Raphael pursued him there and bound him hand and foot." - Tobit 8:3
In the Testament of Solomon (dated 1st - 3rd centuries CE) , Solomon invokes Asmodeus to aid in the construction of the Temple. The demon appears and predicts Solomon's kingdom will one day be divided.
"My constellation (is like an animal which) reclines in its den in heaven; some men call me the Great Bear, but others the Offspring of a Dragon. Moreover, a smaller constellation accompanies my constellation, for the high position and throne of my father is always in the sky. So do not ask me so many things, Solomon, for eventually your kingdom will be divided. This glory of yours is temporary. You have us to torture for a little while; then we shall disperse among human beings again with the result that we shall be worshiped as gods because men do not know the names of the angels who rule over us."
-TSol 5:4-5
After Asmodeus had spoken, Solomon ordered him to state his name and activities, to which the demon responded that he:
"Is always hatching plots against newlyweds; I mar the beauty of virgins and cause their hearts to grow cold"
- TSol 5:7
When Solomon interrogated Asmodeus further, he learned that Asmodeus was thwarted by the angel, Raphael, as well as sheatfish found in the rivers of Assyria. He also admitted he hated water.
Milton writes in Paradise Lost
'Better pleased Than Asmodeus with the fishy fume That drove him, though enamoured, from the spouse Of Tobit's son, and with a vengeance sent From Media post to Egypt, there fast bound." - Paradise Lost , iv. 167--71.
Asmoday appears later in Mather's translation of the Goetia: the Lesser Key of Solomon as the 32th spirit.
by Someone December 21, 2003
Get the Asmodeusmug.