Solid mantis's definitions

Machine

Something that is part of a larger, collective machine.

That guy smashing the bottles over his head to feel something is a machine, he's a clown.

by Solid Mantis May 6, 2021

Competitive

A city doesn't have to be competitive any more than a person has to be competitive.

How can anybody like a city, person, or company that is uber competitive?

by Solid Mantis December 7, 2020

Illusion

You might have thought Jack Palance and Matt Damon were really Irish (or South African for Matt Damon), or Colin Farrell was really Italian, or Jeffrey Wright was really a Dominican that was racist against black people, or that Lorraine Bracco was Jewish and Ray Liotta was Italian (who knows who the guy really is but him) until you looked it up on Wikipedia (or behind you). Then they start to seem a little bit more like posers trying to talk weird than people that teenagers look up to or try to become.

The usher didn't want some schoolboy showing up late to the show, the quiet heped maintain the illusion.

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2021

Pancake tits

What the tits of a defensive female look like.

Asshole chef-Well, since she's defensive about everything, I'm gonna let her thin skin heal and get back to the kitchen where I will actually get something done. Did you get a look at the pancake tits on her?
Chef's friend-Yea, they were funny looking pancake tits, hahahahaha.

by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

Dull

Nobody misses something that got dull years ago.

Nobody was going to miss Lindsay, since she was a dull imitation long before she was a disaster. The people in her life, or in history (alive or deceased) that were everything she wanted to be, but wasn't, were people she went beyond admiration for, they were people she wanted to be, literally.

by Solid Mantis December 20, 2019

Back and forth

Sounds like the motions a saw with a midget at each end would go through if they were cutting a guy in half with one (and not something related to two people talking about something).

The midgets kept bringing the saw back and forth, but it took hours and hours for them to get to the guy's intestines.

by Solid Mantis May 20, 2021

Pie face

Pie face left one man with no face in killer clowns.

Just when you thought the clown was throwing regular pies at people, there was a face off with pie face.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018