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An instrument that divides shit.
He/she was mad enough at the dude that he/she cut him in half with a machete and made it look like an accident. He/she divided that dude.
by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020
Get the Machetemug. A diversion for some of the elite to keep people focused on baseball scandals instead of the people who are taking their (the fans) money.
The sign stealing scandal got the attention of a lot of people, it distracted them from what the elite who are not part of any sports organization were doing with their money, and with their own time.
by Solid Mantis February 10, 2020
Get the Sign stealing scandalmug. Hopefully New Yorkers tell the wildfire to go fuck itself with the out with the old, in with the new order shit should the wildfire ever try to tell them Coney Island needs a new replacement roller coaster for their aging roller coaster, the way people in North/South Carolina allowed Thunder Road to get hit with a wrecking ball. Thunder Road wasn't junk to everybody, and not everybody wanted it to disappear.
The wildfire wanted to rip the Cyclone apart with wind shear while it burned down, but New Yorkers wouldn't allow the wildfire to keep trying to fuck with it hopefully. Dark days are ahead if ever they accept that kind of thing.
by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021
Get the Cyclonemug. The girl pretending to be his friend was making cuts between his ribs with paper as the cloak and paper tactics proceeded to go as she planned.
by Solid Mantis November 5, 2020
Get the Cloak and papermug. People who drink often don't drink to remember, they drink to forget. Even people who drink socially or to celebrate drink to forget, not to remember. Alchohol wouldn't be any fun to these folks if they remembered everything that happened the night before.
by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020
Get the Drinksmug. Emotional repression is a way females try and come off as tough, badass, and charming without coming off as weak. Females who think that kindness is weakness tend to think that emotional repression is the way to go.
The girl child had now mastered emotional repression and was sure that people would quit being mean to her in her new tough, badass, and charming facade.
by Solid Mantis October 4, 2019
Get the Emotional repressionmug. Little did the first husband know he would be the first of 30 for the 30 husband bachelorette. He also didn't know when he moved to the state of Metah that beheadings were the state capital punishment, and that she would have him and 5 other husbands beheaded over time.
by Solid Mantis December 10, 2019
Get the 30 husband bachelorettemug.