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Mistress

A guy has to have a girl to have a mistress/side girl. A guy with no girl has no mistress.
by Solid Mantis May 23, 2019
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Mistress

A girl on the side, usually a married guys girl on the side.
Having a girl on the side means a guy has 2 girls. A guy who has none has no mistress.
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Mistress

A guy has to have a girl already to have a mistress. A guy has to want to have at least one girl in his life to have a mistress.
The guy with the mistress wanted to have not just one, but two girls. Meanwhile the guy with no mistress(es) never wanted to have a girl in his life in the first place.
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Mistress

A guy has to have a girl already to have a mistress, simple.
A guy has to have 2 girls in his life to have a mistress. He has to have a girl, and he has to have a girl on the side. A guy who does not have any girls in his life has no mistress, simple.
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Funny lookin

Not the same as funny.
The funny lookin midget was armed with real bullets that did real damage to real bodies, which wasn't really funny or scary, it was just plain dangerous.
by Solid Mantis May 24, 2019
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Hell

Somewhere a lot of people think they've been, but haven't. When people describe somewhere where there's no tormented souls, its not hell they're describing, its usually just a little purgatory. People get purgatory confused with hell since there's a lot of waiting and a slow pace, especially if they don't know what true hell is like.
One girl told another she had entered hell, and because the girl had never been to hell she thought she was really there.

That wasn't hell you did time in when you went to jail, that was just purgatory, a waiting area. A lot of people confuse jail with hell.
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Hell

Something tormented people invented where they became the tormentors of others, or the minds of others if attempts to actually torment another human being failed, all to never find that those they considered their tormentors as children were not actually bullies at all in the true sense of the word, since they weren't doing what they were doing for fun.
The girl invented a world in her mind where she wasn't a wimp, but was beyond tough, she was a badass. She actually started doing some of the things she thought of in the dream world in real life, fucking with other people's lives based on her hell world and what was in it.
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