Hatchback envy

A deadly sin.

Hatchback envy guy-That dudes hatchback is holding that much extra weight and carrying it around, most of my shit won't fit in when I pop the trunk.
Guys friend- I don't want to hear any more hitching about your car, get a new car!

by Solid Mantis March 26, 2018

Wave

First the media said a second wave was coming in the fall. Then they said the United States had already begun a third wave. At some point, they just start saying another wave. They must think it's hilarious.

If it's still the second wave, the third wave hasn't begun yet. Some people do pay attention.

by Solid Mantis November 10, 2020

Cynic

Someone who always has to focus on the positive things in life and never worry to keep themselves from going crazy.

The cynic always talked about the light at the end of the tunnel since the tunnel was all he/she could see. Most people are already aware that what can go wrong usually will, what's the point in making something sound bigger and better than what it really is?

by Solid Mantis February 04, 2021

Womanizer

A guy that has zero girlfriends, lovers, or wives is not a womanizer. Its hard for a guy with zero girlfriends to think he's the only one when he knows he's not even one, he has zero girlfriends and zero females have him as a boyfriend.

He doesn't think he's the only one of her boyfriends and she doesn't think she's one of his girlfriends, since they're not a couple and he's no womanizer. A womanizer has more than one so a guy with zero has less than one.

by Solid Mantis June 25, 2018

Liquid sibling

A sibling of darkness.

Your liquid sibling is trying to scare everybody again. He/she doesnthave the heart to say/do some of that shit in real life, but will show up in a video game as a video game character trying to fight you.

by Solid Mantis October 07, 2020

Full of shit

Someone who's got their own money, but tries to use everybody else's ideas against them, and make their decisions for them.

The girl has her own money, her own bank account, that's about all that's original about her. She's plain full of shit.

by Solid Mantis March 11, 2020

Pushover

A guy who's conditioned to trust females without questioning, so really all guys are considered a pushover by females at some point in life.

The guy was a pushover for not knowing he didn't have to blindly trust every female he met.

by Solid Mantis May 04, 2018