Solid Mantis's definitions
A guy who gets painfully shy and western minded around females. One who doesn't want the world to know his secrets, like being a womanizer, getting his period at 21, and not having a mustache at 12. A puppet who doesn't know he's a puppet, says and does anything you tell him to.
That guy Truman must wear those coke bottle glasses whether plowing his field or fucking, no wonder he's got no kids at 50, they're good birth control. He wrote the article on the condo project because some girl who was not a sensitive or sentimental girl told him to.
by Solid Mantis January 8, 2019
Get the Trumanmug. A fighting style used by many cultures as a form of martial arts. The Irish use a form of stick fighting, and I believe thai, Chinese, and Israeli's use some form to name a few groups.
by Solid Mantis August 1, 2016
Get the Stick fightingmug. He was a 400 pound comedian who hit puberty at 10 and did backflips across the stage, leaving craters everywhere in case the audience missed the circus. He was a circus clown.
by Solid Mantis January 10, 2021
Get the Circus clownmug. Dismemberment of a lamb combined a porno and a horror film, but it wasn't really scary or funny, it also wasn't a serious movie. It was just a guy getting partly butchered on camera, no more, no less.
Lawyer- This motherfucker sent a DVD of her cutting off John Bobbitt's penis, and my daughter was the first one to watch it.
Lawyer- This motherfucker sent a DVD of her cutting off John Bobbitt's penis, and my daughter was the first one to watch it.
by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020
Get the Dismemberment of a lambmug. Funny/suspicious is kind of like the movie crazy/beautiful, where somebody is more than one way at the same time, and it seems like part of hell had to break loose for them to get that way.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021
Get the Funny/suspiciousmug. Theres no such thing as sanctity of life with human beings. No matter how much marching people do, that won't change. The people who think other people should have more sanctity of life dont hold anything any more sacred than the ones who would let somebody die/kill somebody for amusement.
by Solid Mantis October 1, 2020
Get the Sanctity of lifemug. Everybody has their own pair of shoes to walk in, which is why nobody can really walk in another person's shoes.
Knowing what a person is like and knowing a few bits of information about them isnt the same as knowing everything about what it's like to be them or live their life, since it would still be your point of view of what their shoes are like to walk in. Without being somebody else, theres no way to walk in their shoes. The same is true when you ask somebody else to walk in your shoes, theres no way for them to do it without being you. They dont have enough information to encapsulate you and your life any more than you have enough to encapsulate them and their life. Really, being yourself is what you know and understand, but whether you still choose to try and be someone else, or think with their brain instead of your own is up to you.
by Solid Mantis May 21, 2020
Get the Shoesmug.