Someone who thinks of himself/herself as David, and the other guy as Goliath in any argument or incident, thinks the other guy is always the argumentative one. Someone who will create drama out of what doesn't matter in life, and where there was no drama.
The instigator carried a couple stones for her slingshot at the beach in case the seagulls thought she was bluffing.
by Solid Mantis November 30, 2019
Get the Instigator mug.Someone to blame when things backfire in someone else's life. There is actually no idiot brother, just like there is no boogeyman.
by Solid Mantis June 10, 2020
Get the Idiot brother mug.People just like everyone else. If you listened too closely to the media, you would believe they are either bad people or heroes, when in reality they are often getting fucked over by some of the same people as the unarmed black guys getting killed by them, all to turn people against each other and make an inflammatory situation.
Cops are not bad guys and they're not superheroes either. They're just people, the way that George Floyd, Daunte Wright, or Breonna Taylor are just people too. They're not victims of a tragedy as the grief tragedy sympathy media industry would tell you, they were just people.
by Solid Mantis April 29, 2021
Get the Cops mug.Something realistic you don't see in a high school yearbook, even if it would help people prepare for reality. A few other ones you don't see are most likely to become a transvestite, most likely to commit suicide, most likely to become a gunman or mass murderer, and most likely to take money from classmates (legally or illegally).
by Solid Mantis January 22, 2021
Get the Most likely to become a drug addict mug.A person who's friends can call them names like slut or heffer and its okay, but when some asshole says it there's a problem.
by Solid Mantis June 21, 2018
Get the Hypocrite mug.The kind of person who never gets investigated, because they're always having someone else investigated.
The instigator would always have opponents investigated before they would think to investigate him/her. It was a brilliant strategy, blindsiding people that way.
by Solid Mantis January 23, 2020
Get the Instigator mug.There's no sense in conceding an election before all the votes are counted, it's the same thing as giving up to the other guy. If the other guy wouldn't relinquish power even if he lost, why would you concede to him? There's not much point in having higher ground to stand on if the other guy is still there telling you where and how to stand.
by Solid Mantis November 05, 2020
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