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Definitions by Solid Mantis

A person who gets paid to do shit you do in everyday life, only with a more expensive hairstyle.
Jim- I brush my teeth, have conversations with strangers on a bench, and drive around town why am I not a millionaire.
Kevin- You're not an actor Jim, you're not a millionaire so millionaires laugh at you and your lifestyle because their hair is more expensive to maintain. They think you're homeless since you're not in the millionaires club.
Jim-So I'm supposed to respect them for having more money and making money their way? I thought respect was earned for everyone, not just some of us.
Kevin- Yea that's how it works Jim, it's their world you live in, they own it so it's theirs.
Actor by Solid Mantis February 7, 2018

Inferiority complex 

People who have an inferiority complex assume other people have a superiority complex, especially tall people. The reality is no one is inferior or superior to the next person, and that every person is also as different as a fingerprint. As long as that's true, equality doesn't exist since equality means exactly the same. Even identical twins are not exactly the same. The trouble is when people take the statement that no two people are the same and turn it into a statement that involves better than or less than.
Guy 1- There's no such thing as true equality, since true equality would mean everyone was exactly the same, and the world would be boring if it were like that.
Guy 2- First off, don't make me feel less than like you're better than me, I'll defend anybody that you make feel that way, we are all equal. You're saying you're better than me.
Guy 1- No, I didn't mention anybody being better or worse than you. I know what I said, I said that equality doesn't exist since no two people are exactly the same, and the world would be boring if they were the same. You're adding the rest and expecting nobody to react to your bullshit. Your inferiority complex is as much to blame for an argument as the attitude you said I had.

Hospital 

The lucky seven had him put in the hospital ER and he ended up with a sky high medical bill, the best prank ever!
Hospital by Solid Mantis February 6, 2018
The humorless bully went to trial under the guise of a court jester.
Jester by Solid Mantis February 6, 2018
One of several nuclear plants along the Catawba River. Folks associated with this plant have the power to shoot anybody they feel threatened by. The sheriffs office tells them it's okay to handle a problem with a gun that you should be handling with your two hands.
If you think McGuire Nuclear Station has that kind of power, you don't know the first thing about us.
McGuire by Solid Mantis February 6, 2018

Reptilian women's libber 

Pushover 

As a male, you're a pushover when you pay for a female to have a few things she wants, though these are the same females complaining about not making as much on the dollar as their male coworkers. A married man's income is not for just him, but females don't mention that when they get manipulative about their rights. It's good for married females that married men are willing to be a pushover to care for them, there's guys out there not willing to do that bullshit, some pieces of shit like this one guy Sean, a narcisstic asshole.
Damn you were a pushover again for your wife and kids Dave, why don't you take a stand like you got a pair, quit being so damn dependable.
Pushover by Solid Mantis February 5, 2018