Solid Mantis's definitions

Midget porn

If you've ever wondered what a guy five foot nothing or shorter would look like fucking a girl in a magazine, your ex-wife, or even your mother, sit back, relax, and put on some midget poem.

Hey, that's the 4'11" DJ fucking who is that my ex wife fuck. The worst part about this video is this guy has a bigger dick than I do and he's 4'11". At least my ex wife is happy with the little dude. I'm turning off the midget porn for the night.

by Solid Mantis May 9, 2019

Dalton

The guy from roadhouse.

The first guy to be Dalton in Roadhouse was an original, the next guy to try and be Dalton after him was a lame, inauthentic, low-frequency imbecile.

by Solid Mantis April 30, 2021

Dungeon

A dark place prisoners are kept and sometimes tortured without ever seeing the light of day again.

16 and pregnant girl- Welcome to the dungeon bitch!
Other person- This isn't a dungeon, it's your mother's basement.

by Solid Mantis March 14, 2021

Free country

If it was 1790 through the mid 1800s, a free country would mean free if you weren't Indian, black, or female, at least according to the history books (since nobody alive today was alive then to actually witness slavery firsthand). Its not 1790 to the mid 1800s now though.

For a free country, it gets expensive to live here. Free country sounds like bullshit.

by Solid Mantis August 1, 2020

3rd quarter

Not the only quarter not to lose focus. It does no good to start a quarter focused if you're not going to finish it focused, and vice versa. Even if you're a young team without the experience, stats, or weapons of an opponent, you can still get things done if don't lose your focus.

Improving in a 3rd quarter shouldn't take focus away from everything else you're already doing.

by Solid Mantis January 3, 2021

Shineboxing

A way of saying you knew somebody back when they pissed their bed, kind of like they knew you back when whined to your mother or father about getting somebody kicking the shit out of you.

Shineboxing is another way of saying talking shit.

by Solid Mantis May 1, 2020

Poser

If a guy has convinced people he's Italian (such as an actor in a movie), but he's not really Italian, no matter how believable the guy is, he's not authentic, so he's a poser.

The poser had convinced people that he/she was from hell and that he/she was hell, but since there was no hell, he/she was just another otherwise obscure poser.

by Solid Mantis May 1, 2020