Definitions by Solid Mantis

Smooth poser

A personality type.

J.Zim had a smooth poser personality to go with his cars and clothes.

Smooth poser by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018

Smooth 

Smooth is when you don't get a ticket for anything.

J.Walk didn't get any speeding tickets, he was just that smooth. It helped that his friends were all cops.

Smooth by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018

Dude 

A guy.

Guy 1-Look at this psycho dude riding his bike man.
Guy 2-I don't think that's a dude man.
Guy 1- Yea, that's a dude riding his bike.
Guy 2-I think that's a chick with short hair man.
Guy 1- How much you wanna bet this dude has a dick?
Guy 2- I'm not betting on it, who are you Mr. Big Brother know it all? How do you know that's a dude?

Dude by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018

Business 

Something you won't get done online, if by business you really mean ass whooping or beating.

He said he would give you the business online, he just hasn't said anything about it in real life yet.

Business by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018

Womanizer 

A womanizer is a guy who's usually fucking more than one woman at one time. Any guy who is fucking one woman, fucking zero women, married, in a steady relationship, or single and fucking one or zero is not really a womanizer, get your bullshit story straight.

Peter was a horny adolescent mentally, not a womanizer. A womanizer is a grown man that takes the risk of fucking more than one woman and getting caught or is careless about his behavior.

Womanizer by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018

Womanizer 

Like a player, a womanizer is a guy who's giving out compliments to lots of females. A guy is either giving out compliments and womanizing or he's not giving out anything, decide on whether the guy you're calling womanizer has been sparing with compliments or whether he's the kind of guy who wouldn't compliment a female if the apocalypse had already started.

You're either a womanizer or you're not. A guy who's not giving compliments to lots of different females is not a womanizer.

Womanizer by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018

Urban dictionary 

Urban dictionary is not comedy gold. Comedy gold is for the folks who went out and told comedy gold jokes, and made comedy gold with the awards. Urban dictionary is a site people log on to talk shit.

Somebody's playing up to your ego if they're calling some shit you typed on Urban Dictionary comedy gold, since there are people qualified to determine what is real comedy gold. They want people to take you for a joke in life.

Urban dictionary by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018