Solid Mantis's definitions

Argument

A way to kill somebody without making it look like an accident.

Guy 1- I admit it, I'm a coward with a tiny penis.
Guy 2- You're gonna have to argue little better than that, mine is pretty small too.
Guy 1- It's not as small as mine.

Guy 2 pulls out a gum and puts on s bullet in Guy 1's chest.

Guy 1- Ahhhh what the fuck did you want me to say I have the biggest penis in the world and I hate cowards?
Guy 2-Yea, because I built your ego up that much, you'd be nothing if it didn't build you up.
Guy 1- Its not gonna matter any more now for me.

Guy 1 dies after argument.

by Solid Mantis December 9, 2019

Selfie stick

What several million years of human evolution and advances in technology gave you.

It wasn't so long ago that people just had sticks, fast forward a few millennia and with a selfie stick you can take a picture of your friends eyeball from any distance or angle, or you can take a picture of human faces. That's pretty weird, but people are pretty weird what do you expect.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

Mollycoddle

Someone who thinks they're a lot tougher than they actually are.

The mollycoddle threatened to slap you and break your jaw, you can tell he/she thinks they are tough.

by Solid Mantis November 5, 2019

Elevated underground railroad

The part of the subway that runs above ground.

The black people were in plain sight of the racists while on the elevated underground railroad portion of the underground railroad.

by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020

Jellyfish girl

A girl that lives in her mothers basement and takes charge whenever her mother tells her to, with her mother as her backbone and support.

The jellyfish girl is gonna be there tonight.

by Solid Mantis August 23, 2019

Dumbass

A guy who pays real money for a lawyer to go to a courtroom in the guise of a trial.

The dumbass is really gonna get a lawyer to go to court. Even though it was a prank, he's a dumbass for paying the lawyer and the medical bills he got, hahahahaha that's hilarious and awesome.

by Solid Mantis May 4, 2018

Special victim

A unique kind of victim.

Toxic abusive male- Oh, she's a special victim this one officer, she's not like all the rest of the special victims.
Officer- You have the right to remain silent asshole, you have no other rights, now shut up.
Toxic abusive male- Just trying to put in a good word for her, I know a lot of guys are getting badmouthed by special victims tonight, so I wanted to give you some good news.

by Solid Mantis October 23, 2020