One and a half eyes is two eyes that are close enough together that you can't tell if the person has one eye or two full eyes.
That guy did outsmoke you every time you got high with him, but he ended up permanently cross eyed, with about an eye and a half.
by Solid Mantis April 03, 2021
Get the Eye and a half mug.A way to try and force people to behave in a way they've never behaved before while calling it a new normal.
by Solid Mantis December 01, 2020
Get the Guidelines mug.Life has always been a bit dysfunctional for most people. That hasn't changed due to the pandemic, and it's not going to change after the pandemic.
There is no such thing as normal, and there is no such thing as a new normal. Life will remain dysfunctional for most people no matter what comes their way.
by Solid Mantis February 11, 2021
Get the Normal mug.Some people try to make the point that you only get so many second chances. Once you get past one second chance, you don't get any more second chances, you're already on your third chance.
Once you die, you stop at the second chance, the fourth chance, or the chance you were on, but you never get another second chance after you've had one second chance.
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Get the Hope mug.The hypocrite who tried to break in the house watched for suspicious activity. Suspicion followed him/her, but did not follow other people.
by Solid Mantis August 28, 2019
Get the Hypocrite mug.You're a mama's girl. You know how many guys would like to have had a chance to be a mama's boy or someone that their mother didn't hate, fight with, or want to go away somewhere their entire life? And still you think the grass would be greener if you did everything your brother or some other guy did in life, instead of being you.
by Solid Mantis February 01, 2021
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