Definitions by Solid Mantis
Shrimp dick
An asshole who doesn't laugh when you tell your friends to point and laugh at his shrimp dick is most likely not laughing because he really does have a shrimp dick.
Shrimp dick by Solid Mantis July 13, 2018
Pest
Someone got you that for Christmas? Why did you write Santa please bring me some pest for Christmas?
Pest by Solid Mantis July 11, 2018
Masturliker
An asshole who strokes his own ego until he busts a nut and keeps talking about himself after you already heard about him from him.
John is such a masturliker, I bet $5,000 he will like my Indian compliment I give him because he will take it seriously, what a moron!
Masturliker by Solid Mantis July 11, 2018
Indian compliment
When somebody gives a compliment, then says something derogatory about you, they gave you an Indian compliment. A person who gives an Indian compliment is an Indian compliment giver. Like telling somebody they're attractive then telling them they're narcissistic.
Its just as good not to give any compliment at all than to give an Indian compliment. Both ways are about as refreshing as a leaky garden hose with a sprinkler at the end of it on a hot summer day.
Indian compliment by Solid Mantis July 10, 2018
Out of your league
A way females can say that they're better than a male without saying they're better than a male. A passive aggressive way of saying she's too good, better than, beyond his realm.
She said she was out of your league that sounds good, that sounds better than she thinks she's better than you.
Out of your league by Solid Mantis July 9, 2018
Narcissist
That guy won't change his views to what yours are, and oh he's talking about himself again, what a narcissist.
Narcissist by Solid Mantis July 9, 2018
Narcissist
Females, effeminate males, and the LGBT community are incapable of ever being narcissistic, so not any of those groups. They just want to get rich, nothing narcissistic about that.
Oh, when these groups of people look in the mirror, they're seeing other peoples weaknesses. Nothing narcissistic about that, normal people do that.
Narcissist by Solid Mantis July 9, 2018