System

The machine.

She was part of the system, the machine, and the machine takes care of their own.

by Solid Mantis March 11, 2021

Blunt

Larger than a joint, a ganja cigar that will convince you that you and your friend are on angel dust if you finish just one.

Dude 1-Damn what the f&%k was in that blunt man? I don't feel right.

Dude 2-Calm down dude, it's not even possible it was laced, the guy who sold it is broker than us, he can't afford angel dust.

by Solid Mantis September 06, 2016

Compromise

If you don't want to see housing costs skyrocket to line the pockets of developers and people involved in real estate, but you prepare to compromise instead of to fight it, what do you expect to happen. They're not on your side, they're on theirs.

Compromise is a good way to lose what you have to the one trying to get you to compromise, or negotiate, and it's not good for much else. Sometimes you have to fight something in order not to lose everything, otherwise people assume you took what you lost for granted, even if you didn't.

by Solid Mantis March 24, 2021

Social media

Theres not really anything social about social media, if anything, social media encourages people to be distant from each other and in their own little world/bubble.

Social media provides the illusion of being part of a large network, meanwhile some people are getting rich via this platform. There was a time before social media where people actually knew each other in real life and had actual life experience with the other person, rather than the virtual image of someone on a computer screen.

by Solid Mantis September 09, 2020

Jupiter

The planet that thinks the solar system revolves around it, the one that thinks it's bigger than the sun, and that bigger is better.

Jupiter seems like the planet of arrogance.

by Solid Mantis May 01, 2021

Mailbox man

A superhero who's uncle was killed over the $20 in his nephew's birthday card by a mail thief.

Mailbox man-All the mail I save won't bring back Uncle Sammy, I know, I just miss him.

by Solid Mantis July 19, 2018

Collection basket

Money to keep the well oiled machine going, functioning.

Anything dysfunctional is no good for the machine, it's designed to have interchangeable, functional parts that keep it running. It takes lots of money, so there's always a collection basket to keep it going.

by Solid Mantis December 02, 2020