Definitions by Solid Mantis
LDE
LDE, not to be confused with LED, is little dick energy. A guy with little dick energy will usually be a masturliker since nobody else likes his post, and will forcefully make a female tell him how he has the biggest penis she ever saw in her life when really the only thing she sees is that he has plenty of little dick energy to go with his tiny genitals.
The guy needs his ego stroked a little, well a lot actually, so his LDE would never be confused with BDE.
LDE by Solid Mantis July 13, 2018
Shrimp dick
An asshole who doesn't laugh when you tell your friends to point and laugh at his shrimp dick is most likely not laughing because he really does have a shrimp dick.
Shrimp dick by Solid Mantis July 13, 2018
Masturliker
An asshole who strokes his own ego until he busts a nut and keeps talking about himself after you already heard about him from him.
John is such a masturliker, I bet $5,000 he will like my Indian compliment I give him because he will take it seriously, what a moron!
Masturliker by Solid Mantis July 11, 2018
Indian compliment
When somebody gives a compliment, then says something derogatory about you, they gave you an Indian compliment. A person who gives an Indian compliment is an Indian compliment giver. Like telling somebody they're attractive then telling them they're narcissistic.
Its just as good not to give any compliment at all than to give an Indian compliment. Both ways are about as refreshing as a leaky garden hose with a sprinkler at the end of it on a hot summer day.
Indian compliment by Solid Mantis July 10, 2018
Out of your league
A way females can say that they're better than a male without saying they're better than a male. A passive aggressive way of saying she's too good, better than, beyond his realm.
She said she was out of your league that sounds good, that sounds better than she thinks she's better than you.
Out of your league by Solid Mantis July 9, 2018
Narcissist
That guy won't change his views to what yours are, and oh he's talking about himself again, what a narcissist.
Narcissist by Solid Mantis July 9, 2018