Solid Mantis's definitions
Not the manliest kind of man. There is a breed of man even manlier than the mountain man. This is their story- Three farmers in Poland are drinking and decide to challenge each others manhood by playing man games. The first farmer tells the other two to hit him with sacks of potatoes. The other two hit him with the potatoes, then the second farmer decides to up the anti by cranking up a chainsaw and cutting the end of his foot off. The third farmer sees this and decides he will not be outdone so he takes the saw and cuts his own head off with it. You don't get much more manly, only the Maine chainsaw romance guy is in a similar category of manly.
Mountain man, my best bro cut his own head off, that really happened. You thought you were tough til I just told you the story of a real man, you look like a bearded lady boy.
by Solid Mantis November 21, 2016
Get the Mountain manmug. A romantic comedy about a kid from Boston who starts at the bottom and ends up getting job offers from the nsa, and meets a girl.
People are calling anybody who thinks good will hunting is a comedy critics and haters for not knowing good drama.
by Solid Mantis May 10, 2019
Get the Good will huntingmug. Just like somebody who's not straight shouldn't be trying to set everyone else straight, someone who has enough trouble controlling their own actions and handling themself doesn't need to trying to handle other people.
The girl wanted to look like the one who could handle anything and anyone to the world even though some people had seen her lack of control over quite a few of her own actions in life.
by Solid Mantis September 27, 2019
Get the Handlemug. A female that thinks she can handle you, but that you can't handle her. Feminists like to go by double standards all the time, feminism is based on its own double standards, and never seeing it.
The girl was a walking double standard who wouldn't know what to call people if they didn't let her know who and what she was. Like a parrot, she just repeated their words, since she thought everyone else was just teasing other people, like her.
by Solid Mantis January 4, 2020
Get the Double standardmug. Instead of making an original song, Dexter Holland makes one about white guys who wear Fubu. What about a song about a white guy that watches anime all the time and has a haircut from the video game street fighter, and always poses as an Asian kid. Or a song about a white guy that poses as a Mexican kid. Even more rare would be a song about a white guy that thinks he's an Eskimo.
Dexter Holland was talking about shit everybody talked about in his song, kind of like posers who wear Fubu because other people wear it.
by Solid Mantis November 7, 2020
Get the Dexter Hollandmug. The girl got mauled trying to tame the mountain lion at the zoo. She took a gamble with it and didn't leave Vegas a winner. She fought back, but nature got even.
by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020
Get the Tamemug. Whether people like it or dont, South Africa is not the only rainbow nation. If one end of the spectrum doesn't respect the history of the other end of it, everyone and everything in the country will be destroyed by it.
The longer it takes for people to see they live in a rainbow nation, the more of its edge the country will lose. It's a nice place to live, it also took a lot of death to get to where it is.
by Solid Mantis July 6, 2020
Get the Rainbow nationmug.