Solid Mantis's definitions

Amphibious

The ability to walk on both legs at the same time (while chewing bubblegum).

The basketball player said he had always been amphibious, and could multitask without assistance.

by Solid Mantis April 20, 2021

Bullshit

Someone who wants to get to the bottom of a mystery until they do and it's longer a mystery is bullshit.

The engineer invented a crystal ball machine that got to the bottom of a mystery, and still ended up destroying it because some people couldn't really handle the mystery they thought they wanted to get to the bottom of. Bullshit people are the most cynical people in the world, which is why they always want to hear positive bullshit and convince themselves that they are full of boundless optimism, when really they're just full of shit.

by Solid Mantis March 28, 2021

Uptight

Walking around like you got a stick up your ass, and your shit don't stink, kind of like I do all the time.

I was born an uptight stiff, so why should I change now. I think I'm cool, but somebody is going to come along and own me one day, then I will see.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

Narcissistic

Some shit your mother didn't tell you that you were growing up.

No my darling, you're not narcissistic, you're selfless and only think of others.

by Solid Mantis February 7, 2018

Charlotte hornets

They didn't make the playoffs, they got humiliated by the more experienced team, but they also didn't quit or give up, they kept going without many of their players for a lot of the season.

The Charlotte Hornets don't need credit, they know they ket fighting to the end, even if they lost.

by Solid Mantis May 18, 2021

Arson

An act of arson doesn't bring people together. People had somewhere to go and be together, then the act of arson took that from them, and they have nowhere like that after that.

Arson and wildfire never brought anybody closer together or warmed any hearts.

by Solid Mantis January 27, 2021

Made whole

If somebody that was part of a community dies, the community doesn't get made whole again, and actions don't get undone. It's now what was the whole community minus one.

What the police don't tell people is if they take a life, it doesn't get replaced. To be made whole, the guy would have to come back from the dead, and that is something you don't see.

by Solid Mantis April 15, 2021