Definitions by Solid Mantis
Father
A male who ends up the bad guy when he doesn't let his kids or family walk all over him, while females get a round of applause and fans for the same behavior.
A father becomes an asshole when he doesn't let people around him fuck with him, a female becomes a heroine for the exact same thing. It's a double standard feminists don't talk much about.
Father by Solid Mantis September 9, 2019
Father
A male that puts up with more shit from people and asks for nothing in return than most people you know. A fathers kids try to give him shit, a father's wife tries to give him shit, a father's family members try to give him shit, a father's inlaws try to give him shit, a father's coworkers and boss try to give him shit. Mothers get a lot of credit for being the people that give birth, even though it takes two people to create a kid, and most people still think a kid's mother doesn't get enough credit. It takes a certain kind of strength to be a father with all the shit a father puts up with (it's not for everybody). Fathers work long hours, fathers come home and take care of their fuckin kids too, just like you hear about mothers doing all the time on TV, even though you don't hear any statistics in their defense about it.
Plenty of females get on tv and talk about what females do for kids, males do the same thing, they give a lot of credit to females for being female, and they're quick to slight another male and excuse it as no harm intended, even their fathers. Just about everybody has done it to their fathers at some point, sons and daughters give a father shit all the time.
Father by Solid Mantis September 9, 2019
Purgatory
Teenage girl- Don't touch me ever! I'll make your life a living hell!
Girl's father- Get the fuck out of here you little shit! Your purgatory isn't hell for anybody, hell is what I made my son's life when he was a little shit, while I don't do anything with you for being a little shit! No wonder you think you're making people's lives hell.
Girl's father- Get the fuck out of here you little shit! Your purgatory isn't hell for anybody, hell is what I made my son's life when he was a little shit, while I don't do anything with you for being a little shit! No wonder you think you're making people's lives hell.
Purgatory by Solid Mantis September 9, 2019
Smile
Smiling guy- Why don't you smile more, why do you look like that?
Guy- I haven't thought about killing you, don't keep that smile on your face too much longer though, it's gonna end up getting contagious.
Guy- I haven't thought about killing you, don't keep that smile on your face too much longer though, it's gonna end up getting contagious.
Smile by Solid Mantis September 9, 2019
Dog eat dog
Dogs don't usually eat other dogs. They eat other things when they're not eating dog food, but not dogs. A dog might eat a hot dog.
Guy- It's a dog eat dog world my friend.
Guy's friend- No it's not. It never was a dog eat dog world. Humans eat humans, but dogs don't eat dogs.
Guy's friend- No it's not. It never was a dog eat dog world. Humans eat humans, but dogs don't eat dogs.
Dog eat dog by Solid Mantis September 2, 2019
Self liberator
Self liberation and instigation is what some who claim to be female's liberators are really better at than most things they're doing.
The girl was thought to be a liberators of many, but was actually a self liberator when you got down to it. She was an introvert thought to be an extravert, and she was self-serving but thought to be selfless.
Self liberator by Solid Mantis August 30, 2019