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Agent orange

Agent orange is making a soap opera out of peoples lives.
by Solid Mantis January 28, 2020
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Office

For the most part, theres two kinds of people that get elected. Theres the kind that would allow people to shame or disrespect them out of an office and resign (no matter the reason given), and theres the kind you'd have to kill (the worst kind). If you're the first kind of person by nature, Trump wants you to vote, since you think you can change things. Back in the Middle ages, if the king wasnt dead, he was still the king, there were no elections. Besides the facade of free elections and newer technology, has anything really changed?
What would you do if you had an office? Would you let a bunch of people you didnt know, didnt know you, and who you didnt give a fuck about take it from you?
by Solid Mantis September 25, 2020
mugGet the Officemug.

New jersey

New Jersey is between DE, PA, NY and the ocean. If you were from the part of New Jersey outside New York, you're from North Jersey (not New York), and if you're from the part of New Jersey outside Philly, you're from South Jersey (not Philly). Most people from New Jersey already know that and would have it no other way. Going to Philly for events, dining, shopping, to visit people, and so on isn't having started life there. Knowing a few people there doesn't make them the people you started your life around.
New Jersey is between a lot of different things up north, though most people don't confuse it with anything else.
by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020
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Nitro

A car.
Guy- Hey, was that Percy that just drove by and threw up the peace sign at you?

Other guy- Yea, you know he's the kind of guy who would like to bring back the electric chair and put you there.

Guy- So he thinks I should straighten out according to his definition of straightening out or he wants me dead?

Other guy- He's not the only one, I know a girl named Percy, she would be the female version of this guy Percy, she even drives a Nitro like him.

Guy- Fuck, these are some dangerous people.
by Solid Mantis September 27, 2019
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Bullshit

An election between one candidate who has spent most of his entire life compromising, and the other who has spent most of his entire life trying to force other people to compromise.
The bullshit is why some of us don't vote.
by Solid Mantis November 10, 2020
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Too rough to be true

Somebody who tries to out rough everybody else even though people that know them well know they're a clown.
He/she was too rough to be true, that must be why the music and lifestyle fizzled out of popularity.
by Solid Mantis October 22, 2020
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Puppet

Someone that has someone else behind them.
The good news is you're not my puppet and I'm not yours. You're not my doll and I'm not yours. You're not my toy, and im not yours. You're free of me, and I'm free of you.
by Solid Mantis September 1, 2020
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