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Sawing was the emperor's favorite way to half a guy he wanted dead.
He's been halved, you gentleman have done enough until it's time to cut another guy up.
He's been halved, you gentleman have done enough until it's time to cut another guy up.
by Solid Mantis October 12, 2017
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The Emperor's right hand man preferred to make a brazen brisket out of his enemies instead of cutting them up.
by Solid Mantis October 19, 2017
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Lad's dad-Give this lighter to the bug-eyed, unstable looking girl smoking a cigarette. Yea, the one with the hair that looks like a mix between boy band and skater haircut, she will think you're the bees knees for that.
Lad- That's pretty straightforward and easy, that's all I have to do?
Lad- That's pretty straightforward and easy, that's all I have to do?
by Solid Mantis October 15, 2017
Get the Bees knees mug.When a guy knows and realizes he's an asshole and doesn't owe anyone an apology for being himself, he's a self-actualized asshole.
Guy 1-The feminist thinks you should apologize to her for something you said or did.
Guy 2-She's the kind of girl that thinks the world owes her an apology and a hug because she was born a female, she may move on past the bullshit attitude she has used to control the males in her life, or she might keep it and still get no apology it doesn't matter to me which option she chooses. I'm a self-actualized asshole, I know.
Guy 2-She's the kind of girl that thinks the world owes her an apology and a hug because she was born a female, she may move on past the bullshit attitude she has used to control the males in her life, or she might keep it and still get no apology it doesn't matter to me which option she chooses. I'm a self-actualized asshole, I know.
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