142 definition by Soiled Undergarment

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1) A great word to shout out.
2) A woman's vagina.
3) A blow to the face or genitalia.
4) Used by Tweety.
5) An offensive term for a person.
6) Acronym for The War Against Terrorism.
1) "You're getting right on my tits you TWAAAAAAAAT!"
2) "Nice twat there woman."
3) "You twatted me, I'll twat you back."
4) "Where's dat liddle puddy twat?"
5) "Tony Blair's a twat."
6) "TWAT is going well, don't you think?"
by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

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When typed into a calculator and flipped upside down, the display reads "BOOBIES".
by Soiled Undergarment September 29, 2003

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The British version of "hey!"
"Hey, meatbeater!" (US English)
"Oi, wanker!" (UK English)
by Soiled Undergarment August 07, 2003

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1) A rating for a pornographic movie.
2) When followed by an L, a size of clothing.
3) The number 30 in Roman numerals.
4) A way of censoring four letter expletives.
1) "Dude, this porn film is XXX."
2) "Dude, Blair's fat mum wears XXXL."
3) "Dude, know what 30 is in Roman?" "What dude?" "XXX dude."
4) "Dude, fxxx those fxxxing fxxxers at MTV, they've messed up the sxxx TV, cxxxs." "Dude, calm down."
by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

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1) Typo for "the".
2) Very
3) An Asian name spellchecked with Microsoft Word.
1) "I just shot teh teacup."
2) "That is teh L337."
3) Teh.
by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

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Now outdated by the new fiveskin.
"Dude, your foreskin is so old, I've got a fiveskin."
by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

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(k)Nock
Your
Punkass
Down
by Soiled Undergarment August 07, 2003

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