SHIT HIT THE FAN

When a secret is let out with potentially devastating consequences. If some faeces were to come into contact with a fan it would splatter them everywhere, devastating.

"I told this guy at my school how his girlfriend was a good lay, then the shit hit the fan."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

Ambulance Chaser

1) An ambulance fanatic who chases ambulances as a past time.
2) A PI claim guy.

1) "Dude, that's a September 2001 Beds & Herts Paramedic Unit!! Follow!!!"
2) "Have you been hurt in an accident that was not your fault? You may be entitled to a claim..."

by Soiled Undergarment September 29, 2003

Internet

1) A place for illegal activity, porn, drugs, hacking and games. A place where anything goes. The Internet is just a bunch of computers and endless cable. Internet is ran by the phone company.

2) The inner lining of your swimsuit.

1) "Dude, let's get warez and porn and then do some h4x0ring." "Dude, you wanna go on Internet?"

2) "Dude, I just logged on to my internet!" "Dude, that is sick, mention it again and you get tempbanned."

by Soiled Undergarment August 11, 2003

king hell

Shortened version of fucking hell.

"Look at that!"
"King hell!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

P. Diddy

1) A child's term for a penis.
2) A rapper who changes his name every month.

1) "Mummy, I need to use my p diddy, I'm going to the toilet."
2) "What is he calling himself now?"

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

Release The Brakes

When one relaxes their sphincter muscle to let a fart or some faeces out.

"Dude, I accidentally released the brakes during a math test and I made this huge fart!"
"Dude, yeah, I heard it!"

by Soiled Undergarment October 21, 2004

telephone toughguy

One who knows his shit about Telephony and Teledildonics.

"Dude, look at that BT man, he sure is a telephone toughguy."

by Soiled Undergarment July 09, 2003