Soiled Undergarment's definitions

O²

1) A mobile phone company.
2) Oxygen.

1) "See what you can do. O²."
2) "I NEED OXYGEN!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

5318008

When typed into a calculator and flipped upside down, the display reads "BOOBIES".

by Soiled Undergarment September 29, 2003

auf wiedersehen

Auf wiedersehen - Goodbye
Auf Fernsehen - On the TV

"Auf Wiedersehen John Jawohl!"
"John Jawohl ist auf Fernsehen!"

by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

tea

A stereotype for English people, while there are alot of T-STORM here it doesn't mean we like tea. Only people from Richmond-Upon-Thames like tea.

"Dude, tea is disgusting, tea and leaves."

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

Fornicate

Phornicate is when you sweet talk the BT operator and/or when you fuck up phone lines.

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

randomly typed keys

Some keys randomly typed like gjkgohkjeopvckiwkbvopsk.

"Dude, people actually study what keys people randomly type?"

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

teledildonics

Using a telephone network made up of dildos, and containing everything DMD said. This system replaces POTS.

"Dude, phone the operator and ask for the teledildonics service."

by Soiled Undergarment July 12, 2003