Soiled Undergarment's definitions

handshake

What you don't want to do with a wanker.

by Soiled Undergarment July 12, 2003

I seem to have done a toilet on the floor

What you say when you just had an accident.

"Dude, I seem to have done a toilet on the floor."
"Dude, clean it up, that is gross."

by Soiled Undergarment August 16, 2003

environmentalist

Hippies who make love to trees in an attempt to stop the expansion of Stansted Airport. They try to stop it from becoming the biggest airport in the world, what we really need. They should be gassed.

"So you're an environmentalist huh? That's a big title for a small shit like you."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

take a slash

British slang "to urinate".

"Dude, I'm dying to take a slash, but I can't find a bog."

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

cheeses of nazareth

A convention held in Nazareth County where various cheeses are eaten and discussed. Also known as CON.

"Dude, Go drink wine eat cheese."
"Dude, f*** off to CON."

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

Vanilla Coke

A great drink, makes you thirsty but that's good it is an excuse to make you drink more.

"Dude!! Vanilla Coke!"
"Yeah, tell that to a Japanese guy."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

Va Va Voom!

1) The Renault Clio advert.
2) The noise a car makes.
3) An exclamation of power.

1) "Dude, the Va Va Voom! ad with the car with the dildo light was the best"
2) *Vroom* *Va Va Voom*
3) "Dude, I just pwned this asshole, Va Va Voom!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 8, 2003