13 definitions by SnottyIrishman

noober

Either a newbie or a term referring to someone who is annoying, irritating or obnoxious.

See newbie.

"Gawd! What a fucking noober!"

by SnottyIrishman August 2, 2005

pike

interchangeable with fuck.

"Oi, wanna pike?"

"Pike off!"

by SnottyIrishman August 2, 2005

tart

A slang term referring to a whore, but in a slightly humorous way. Used similarly to bint, ho, skank, slut, etc.

"Yeah, these stupid tarts came by calling us porch monkeys."

by SnottyIrishman August 2, 2005

Porch Monkey

Folks who enjoy drinking and socializing with others on their porch, often spending many hours doing this.

That house is filled with a bunch of partying porch monkeys.

by SnottyIrishman August 2, 2005

Bint

English slang for a whore or bitch. Similar to a tart.

"Look...you can't proclaim yourself king just because some moistend bint lobbed a scimitar at you." -Monty Python, Holy Grail

by SnottyIrishman August 2, 2005

happy horseshit

A term used to shorten other phrases like "What a day!" or "Fuckin' A"

Person A: "Happy horseshit!"

by SnottyIrishman August 2, 2005