Definitions by SnottyIrishman

Porch Monkey 

Folks who enjoy drinking and socializing with others on their porch, often spending many hours doing this.

That house is filled with a bunch of partying porch monkeys.

Porch Monkey by SnottyIrishman August 28, 2005

pike 

interchangeable with fuck.

"Oi, wanna pike?"

"Pike off!"

pike by SnottyIrishman August 28, 2005

pikey 

A derrogatory term for an irish gypsie, commonly referred to as an "Irish Traveler." Also, interchangeable with the term fucker.

"Yeah, I got family back in Ireland...they're a bunch of pikeys."

"Kiss off, pikey!"

pikey by SnottyIrishman August 28, 2005

piker 

Similar use as the term pikey.

Same use as the term pikey.

piker by SnottyIrishman August 28, 2005

happy horseshit

A term used to shorten other phrases like "What a day!" or "Fuckin' A"

Person A: "Happy horseshit!"

happy horseshit by SnottyIrishman August 28, 2005

noober

Either a newbie or a term referring to someone who is annoying, irritating or obnoxious.

See newbie.

"Gawd! What a fucking noober!"

noober by SnottyIrishman August 28, 2005