Snoopy Pugh's definitions

digital drive-through

drive-in digital rectal exam facility

Dude, that was awesome, let's circle around and get in line again for another digital drive-through

by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008

LDC

Little Deeper Cushion; a worthless cushion which purportedly allows significantly deeper vaginal penetration; a cushion design based on a previously unsolveable differential equation, which allows unfathomable depths of vaginal penetration

Yo dude, since I got my LDC, all the freaks are begging for my shit.

by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008

Penocentrism

new-age religion in which the penis is regarded as god; members participate in daily rituals to beome one with the penis; daily rituals allow members to reach Nirvana and allow them to become fully self-actualized human beings

What church do you go to? I am a member of the Penocentrism faith community.

by Snoopy Pugh February 23, 2012

mooner

an individual who regularly exposes his ass in public - expressing a latent homosexual desire for anoreceptivity

I heard Sigmund Freud was a mooner during his medical training

by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008

Dirty Davis

a technique usually employed during the rear entry sexual position in which a man places his finger in his own ass and then rubs his finger along the upper lip of his unsuspecting partner; variant of the Dirty Sanchez

Yo dude, I gave Lindsay a Dirty Davis last night and the mamma went buck wild. She was a mad ride

by Snoopy Pugh September 26, 2012

swaggart

hypocrite who begs forgiveness for fornicating with prostitutes - so that the congregation will keep sending large tithes; Jimmy Swaggart

Dude, all those preachers are swaggarts.

by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008

gradu

substance a young child cheerfully picks out of his father's belly button

Junior, I've got a present for you - some gradu in my belly button.

by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008