Definitions by Snocap
Mexican Standoff
The awkward scenario where one person goes to kiss another on the cheek and the recipient moves for the mouth (or vice versa). This results in a repeated back and forth movement where both parties keep moving to rectify their facial position, creating a kung fu movie visual.
Andre attempted to say goodbye by kissing Lena on the cheek, however, Lena was looking for more, causing quite a Mexican Standoff between the two of them.
Mexican Standoff by Snocap September 20, 2006
Word of the Day on September 21, 2006
Biffwiffin
Literally, the acronym BFFWFN, which translates to "Bad From Far, Worse From Near". This term refers to an individual who may find someone unattractive from a distance, yet from up close, he or she looks even more repulsive.
Dave saw Rhonda from across the street and realized that she was busted up. He later bumped into her at the corner store and nearly hurled all over that biffwiffin.
Biffwiffin by Snocap September 19, 2006
Breakstone Mountain
A gathering of lesbian women who can be found out in the wilderness on vacation. Breakstone refers to the cottage cheese ass that exists, creating a less than attractive, saggy, and spotted fatty look in their cellulite areas. These are often angry women who tend to trade fur amongst themselves out of default.
Claire, Bertha, and Rhonda decided to go to Breakstone Mountain and get all of their man-hating thoughts off their chests, while eating high carb and high fat foods.
Breakstone Mountain by Snocap September 19, 2006
Mirrorface
The unintentional look of coolness, focus, and determination that appears on one's grill when put in front of a mirror.
A self-preservation technique in which one fantasizes about looking way better than they really do, usually occurring prior to a significant social outing.
A self-preservation technique in which one fantasizes about looking way better than they really do, usually occurring prior to a significant social outing.
Rick got suited up for a night out with his homies. Prior to his departure into the evening, he gave himself one final mirrorface, putting all of his insecurities to rest. He knew he was ready to slay some hoes.
Mirrorface by Snocap September 19, 2006
Word of the Day on September 22, 2006
Barsmiles
The satisfied, excited look on an individual who is enjoying their social outting to the fullest. This would include, but not limit, a solid alcohol buzz, potential ass to be had, a strong surrounding crew, and tight music flowing through the air.
Based on Mark's barsmiles, any newcomer into the mix would quickly conclude that he was having a good night and most likely not going home empty handed.