Turtleblast

When in desperate need of a shit, the Turtleblast is the name given to the fart where spray seeps around the edge of a shit-in-waiting, and is discharged as a fine mist.

"I was 69'ing this girl the other day when i totally got Tutleblasted in the face!"

"Dude that Turtleblast residue stained my wall!"

Turtleblast by Snizzbitz May 18, 2010

turtlebation 

Turtlebation is the disgusting practise of masturbating turtles for sexual gratification.

Enos, a dwarf albino hunchback, practised turtlebation openly, until he was strung up by a lynch mob for his perversion.

turtlebation by scodder April 9, 2010

turtlemaster 

Turtlemaster is a master of turtles.

That guy is a turtlemaster

turtlemaster by Teemoturtlenig September 26, 2013

turtleblunt 

A slow burning blunt.

Man this turtleblunt has been burning for days

turtleblunt by Turtleblunt February 1, 2018