Hairy Tootsie Roll

The sex act of taking your dirty hairy underwear off while doggy-style and asking the woman if she wants a Hairy Tootsie Roll, the shoving your hairy skid mark underwear in her mouth.

Dude last night I gave my G/F a Hairy Tootsie Roll and she said she loved it!

by Snipedog22 January 24, 2013

Bickey

Butthole Hickey

Zach N. sure does know how to give a mean Bickey!

by Snipedog22 October 18, 2019

Muddy Jew Harp

The act of licking a woman's butthole, while flicking her clit. Usually done doggystyle.

Man, last night my girlfriend let me play her Muddy Jew Harp. It was fantastic!

by Snipedog22 August 25, 2016

Hot Chocolate

The act of warming a glass of milk in the microwave, then taking a syringe and taking the milk from the cup and placing it into your woman's B hole. Than placing a marshmallow in to plug it. All said and done she stand over top of you after mixing in her B hole and shoots it into your mouth.

It's that time of year again man, I really could go for one of my girlfriends hot chocolates

by Snipedog22 December 31, 2014

Schlumpin Schlinger

Act of cumming into a slingshot and then slinging it into a woman's face.

Last night my girlfriend was out of control so I had to give her the Schlumpin Schlinger

by Snipedog22 May 27, 2015

Thimp

Same as a Pimp for Hookers, only it's a Pimp for Thots.

That's not a high class pimp, he has mid level Hookers, He's and Thimp with Thots

by Snipedog22 February 15, 2019

Back Alley Beat Off

The act of having sex doggystyle, putting your dick in her butt, then reaching around to put your hand in her pussy and begin to jerk yourself.

My girlfriend wants me to try the Back Alley Beat off tonight. Sounds tough but fun!

by Snipedog22 December 23, 2016