When you cross your Index finger and Middle finger together, then cross your Pinky and Ring finger together, then penetrate the pussy and butthole.
So i Criss Cross Pussy Sauce my girl last night, and she came so hard bro!
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Same as a Pimp for Hookers, only it's a Pimp for Thots.
That's not a high class pimp, he has mid level Hookers, He's and Thimp with Thots
Pulling out of a girl with a strand of juices or cheese leavings.
Last night I finished in my girlfriend, and I had a cheese hammock.
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Black Lego
Just bought a Star Wars Lego set, got me a Blego. So cool man!
When you wipe after pooping, and your finger breaks through the toilet paper into your butthole.
Yesterday I accidentally hate wiped myself at my parents house.
The act of having sex doggystyle, putting your dick in her butt, then reaching around to put your hand in her pussy and begin to jerk yourself.
My girlfriend wants me to try the Back Alley Beat off tonight. Sounds tough but fun!
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Act of cumming into a slingshot and then slinging it into a woman's face.
Last night my girlfriend was out of control so I had to give her the Schlumpin Schlinger
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