Sneaky Snyde's definitions

Cadillac Driver

A person who "drives" a Cadillac.

A person who "drives" like a person "driving" a Cadillac.

A person who:
Does not signal turns or lane changes.
Doesn't clear snow off the back window.
Never checks the mirror.
Hogs the left lane.
Acts as if he owns the road.
Treats other drivers with contempt.
Puts the brakes on, and on, and on, and on, and on, for no reason at all.
Does not know how to drive (Who else would buy a car with an automatic transmission?)

Watch out for that Cadillac driver! He's weaving from lane to lane and putting his brakes on a lot!

by Sneaky Snyde June 1, 2005

ricer

A doofus who can't even drive a stick shift, but who goes to great expense trying to make his car LOOK fast without increasing it's performance. All show and no blow!

Look at that silly Honda with the big exhaust pipe and the wing! The jackass ricer thinks it's cool, but it has an automatic transmission! What a pantywaist!

by Sneaky Snyde May 30, 2005

San Francisco

A city across the bay from Oakland.

It is known for it's wonderful international cuisine, its legions of bums (which are called homeless in San Francisco), pouves, a lawless mayor, and Tommy's Joynt.

Next time you're in San Francisco, get a bowl of Buffalo Stew at Tommy's Joynt.

by Sneaky Snyde June 7, 2005

issues

1. Topics for discussion or debate.

2. Euphemism for "problems" used by women and effeminate men. These people want to appear to be too polite to say
"problems," so they say "issues."

Joe: "I have issues."
Schmoe: "You have ISSUES?! What are you, some kind of girly man? Women have issues. Men have PROBLEMS."
Joe: "Oh, you're such an issuephobe!"

by Sneaky Snyde June 16, 2005

rch

A standard of measurement, the basis of the nano rch and the pico rch.

OK, Lem, we gotta move this mill just an RCH, so go easy with the hammer.

by Sneaky Snyde April 30, 2005

mince

To walk with delicate, deliberate, feminine steps, often with exagerated, delicate hand gestures.

The distinct gait of the poof, as bait for trawling for other pouves.

Realy Ernie, if you want to play on the Raiders, you can't mince around like that!

by Sneaky Snyde June 7, 2005

responsibility

A character trait that embarrasses democrats and liberals, who use their activist judges to pass laws so minorities and bums will not be responsible for their actions.

The liberals say that society has to take responsibility for wiping the bum's nose, because he is not responsible for himself. This misses the point that he is a bum BECAUSE he refused to take responsibility.

by Sneaky Snyde June 1, 2005