issues

1. Topics for discussion or debate.

2. Euphemism for "problems" used by women and effeminate men. These people want to appear to be too polite to say
"problems," so they say "issues."
Joe: "I have issues."
Schmoe: "You have ISSUES?! What are you, some kind of girly man? Women have issues. Men have PROBLEMS."
Joe: "Oh, you're such an issuephobe!"
by Sneaky Snyde June 16, 2005
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Cadillac Driver

A person who "drives" a Cadillac.

A person who "drives" like a person "driving" a Cadillac.

A person who:
Does not signal turns or lane changes.
Doesn't clear snow off the back window.
Never checks the mirror.
Hogs the left lane.
Acts as if he owns the road.
Treats other drivers with contempt.
Puts the brakes on, and on, and on, and on, and on, for no reason at all.
Does not know how to drive (Who else would buy a car with an automatic transmission?)
Watch out for that Cadillac driver! He's weaving from lane to lane and putting his brakes on a lot!
by Sneaky Snyde June 01, 2005
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road locomotive

An extremely large, poor-handling automobile with sloppy power steering and an automatic transmission, driven by a person who doesn't really know how to drive.

Road locomotives were common in the 1960s.
Maxine drove to Vegas in her road locomotive.
by Sneaky Snyde April 30, 2005
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automatic

An automotive transmission created for people missing an arm or a leg.

An automotive transmission for people who do NOT know how to drive.

An automatic transmission is like training wheels on a bike. When you learn how to ride a bike, you lose the training wheels. When you learn how to drive a car, you take the automatic rental back and get a REAL car with a stick shift.
Damn, Hector, that kid Smedley had the nerve to drive over to take my daughter out in a car with an automatic transmission! Can you believe it? I chased his ass away and told him not to come back until he learns how to drive.

Don't blame you, Simon. Say, maybe your daughter can teach him how to drive a stick shift like a real man.

Great idea, Hector! She likes the kid but won't go out with a wimp to save her life!
by Sneaky Snyde June 01, 2005
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mince

To walk with delicate, deliberate, feminine steps, often with exagerated, delicate hand gestures.

The distinct gait of the poof, as bait for trawling for other pouves.
Realy Ernie, if you want to play on the Raiders, you can't mince around like that!
by Sneaky Snyde June 07, 2005
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Okie tool kit

A hammer, a screwdriver, and a pair of pliers.
Elmo Luke gots two thirds of a Okie tool kit. He done lost his pliers.
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responsibility

A character trait that embarrasses democrats and liberals, who use their activist judges to pass laws so minorities and bums will not be responsible for their actions.
The liberals say that society has to take responsibility for wiping the bum's nose, because he is not responsible for himself. This misses the point that he is a bum BECAUSE he refused to take responsibility.
by Sneaky Snyde June 01, 2005
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