47 definitions by Snaplatts

Snapsence

When someone has been absent from Snapchat for awhile. Usually 24 hours or more.

Usually refereed to when someone ruins a snap streak between them and another person.

"You ruined our 117 day snap streak. ARE YOU KIDDING ME ANN?! -AP
"Sorry I just joined this new gym and couldn't find the locker room" -Ann

"A new gym?! That doesn't explain your snapsence for the past 24 hours" -AP

by Snaplatts February 6, 2018

Noxseous

Experiencing nausea from trying to work out at Equinox when it's too crowded.

Friend 1: I don't even know why we pay for this gym anymore! Equinox is way too crowded!

Friend 2: I know it's making me feel noxseous!

by Snaplatts October 23, 2019

Chanceless

Having absolutely no chance.

Often used when responding to a statement that can't be true.

Casey: "Dude Watch the Throne is the best album of all time."
AP: "Chanceless, just wait until Watch the Throne 2 drops."

by Snaplatts September 21, 2018

White Bread

An incredibly basic or boring person that brings nothing to the table in everyday life or conversation.

Someone you really don't want to be friends with.

Synonym: Mayo
Abbreviation: WB

"These girls I work with at my new job are the worst" -Jules
"Why?" -AP
"They're sooooo boring, just some straight up White Bread bitches.

by Snaplatts January 19, 2018

Hailey Grice

A southern bell that’s the baddest bitch west of the Mississippi

Damn that Hailey grice is the baddest bitch I’ve seen since Obama was president

by Snaplatts December 6, 2020