Snake's definitions

green beret

1) U.S. Army Special forces.

2) The best character from the Commandos series.

1) And in other news, U.S. army Green Berets killed 14 Iraqi civilians in an attack today.....

2) This group of soldiers has been isolated from their unit. Let's see if we can offer them a hand.....or a knife.

by Snake March 7, 2005

Big Boss

The Greatest Soldier of the 20th century. The father of Solid, Liquid and Solidus Snake, resulting from the Les Enfants Terribles (The terrible children) project. Originally known as Naked Snake, he earned the name Big Boss after defeating his mentor, the Boss, during Operation Snake Eater. Lost his right eye during said operation.

Founded FOXHOUND in the early 1970s, he subsequently betrayed the United States, probably due to their betrayal of his mentor. Founded Outer Heaven and built Metal Gear, a nuclear-equipped walking battle tank, based on an earlier version which he himself had destroyed. Was defeated by his son, Solid Snake and went into hiding until 4 years later when he became general commander of Zanzibar land. Was defeated by Snake in hand-to-hand combat.

You are a true patriot. Higher than the Boss. You are hereby awarded the title of Big Boss.

by Snake March 9, 2005

fallout

Legendarily good RPG set in the post-apocalyptic world. First two games were first-class roleplaying gold, containing violence, humour and a number of cool film references. The Brotherhood of Steel spinoff for the PS2 was something of a misfire, though.

See also Power Fist

I am the Vault Dweller!

by Snake March 9, 2005

Red Dwarf

Genius sci-fi sitcom where humanity is (almost) extinct. Spawned the word Smeg as well as various classic gags. Brilliantly written, as there are no cliches in the script whatsoever (example: Instead of using "Dead as the DoDo" a phrase like "We're deader than A-line flares with pockets in the knees." is used)

Has had 8 excellent seasons with the first 6 available on DVD (and the next two coming in Novemeber and February)

Talk of a movie in the pipeline, but no sign as yet.

How many other shows have you seen with Death getting a knee to the balls?

by Snake March 9, 2005

Three-headed monkey

Mythical creature, the possible presence of which makes a great distraction.

I'm going to read all 3174 passages of my new book to you.

I'm sure that'll be interest.....Look! A three-headed monkey!

by Snake March 9, 2005

Giggedy giggedy giggedy

Phrase coined by Glen Quagmire from Family Guy. Used whenever you see a hot girl.

"Hey there, sweet thing. How old are you?"
"Sixteen."
"Eighteen? You're a first."
"Mom!"
"I like where this is going. Giggedy giggedy gigg-e-dy."

by Snake March 9, 2005

Dr. Pepper

A drink that caught my curiosity at work, so I tried it. Tasted alright until I swallowed it. After screaming "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! The horror!" and downing six Capri Suns to wash away the disgusting aftertaste I vowed never to touch the stuff again.

Dr. Pepper. What's the worst that can happen?
You can end up tasting it. (Shudder)

by Snake March 15, 2005