Definitions by Snake

merc 

1) Despite what that American idiot who requested it to be deleted said, people do actually use this as slang for a Mercedes.

2) Mercenary

1) Lads, I pissed on a Merc last night. Goddamn yuppie bastards.

2) Fuck it, let's just hire a Merc to kill him.

merc by Snake January 30, 2005

Erdinger 

The greatest lager on the market. Premium strength (Above 5%).

You can stick your Dutch Gold. I got Erdinger

Erdinger by Snake January 19, 2005

dutch gold 

The worst lager ever made. And that's before you get to the end. See Piss

Dutch Gold is for scumbags

dutch gold by Snake January 19, 2005

hitman 

Hired killer who takes contracts to eliminate people, no matter who his employer is. Made into an excellent game by IO Interactive, where you play as 47, a genetically engineered hitman.

17's gone, Sergei. This is 47.

hitman by Snake January 16, 2005

Sailing mishap 

Accident involving a sailing yacht.

"You look the same age to me."
"I'M FIVE YEARS OLDER AND IN COLLEGE!!!"
SAILING MISHAP!!!!

Sailing mishap by Snake January 16, 2005

desert eagle 

Among the most powerful handguns ever made, this gun was made famous by its appearance in many films and computer games. Useful for blowing people's heads into mush.

Eat .50 AE round, zombie scum!

desert eagle by Snake January 16, 2005

Lunatock 

That's not even a word, you imposter.

Fucking Americans and their made up words.

Lunatock by Snake January 15, 2005