Snake's definitions

Scumbag College

1) The College from the tv series The Young Ones. Vyvian, Mike, Rick and Neil all study there, but never seem to go in.

2) Nickname for CIT, due to the number of block release apprentices that hang around the place

And representing Scumbag college, Mike, Prick, Vyvian and Neil.

by Snake May 15, 2005

Lando

A traitorous person who has led the enemy you you.

(From Spaced Season 2, episode 2: Back)

You Lando

by Snake December 7, 2004

Magnum

An incredibly powerful handgun

Ah ah! I know what you're thinking punk. You're thinking 'did he fire six shots or only five?'. Well, to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and can blow your head clean off, you'd better ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well? Do ya? Punk!

(Loud gunshot)

by Snake July 18, 2004

merc

1) Despite what that American idiot who requested it to be deleted said, people do actually use this as slang for a Mercedes.

2) Mercenary

1) Lads, I pissed on a Merc last night. Goddamn yuppie bastards.

2) Fuck it, let's just hire a Merc to kill him.

by Snake January 30, 2005

Social Welfare Mobile

Slang for a Fiat Punto. Generally driven by knackers, scobes and boy racers, though most of the aforementioned are usually one and the same. As a result, they are cheap, unreliable and rust after a few years.

See also Honda Civic.

Fucking Social Welfare Mobile cut me off at the Magic roundabout.

by Snake February 1, 2006

Spud

A general nickname for anyone who has a tendency to be a bit slow. Usually, this nickname will go to someone by the name of Murphy.

The original Spud was Joe "Spud" Murphy, founder of the Tayto crisp company and inventor of the Cheese and Onion crisp.

The Spud from Trainspotting was also a Murphy.

Oi! Spud! Get over here!

by Snake December 11, 2005

TIMMY!

What you shout to your friend should he be called Timmy

Yo! TIMMY! Hey, it's TIMMY!

by Snake July 12, 2004