Snake's definitions

Tayto

Best brand of crisps ever. Synonymous with crisps in Ireland. The inventors of Cheese and Onion in 1954, has been ripped off by every English crisp company, but never equalled. Excellent for a hangover when combined with a bottle of Lucozade.

Give us a bag of Taytos, bud.

by Snake May 9, 2005

Slackisum

A religion based arround the ancient art of slacking

i can't work i'm a slacdkist

by Snake May 13, 2005

Jessica Alba

Ridiculously good-looking actress that would make a priest reach for the Kleenex.

See Giggedy giggedy giggedy.

Jessica Alba is too hot for words.

by Snake January 28, 2006

Kiaora

A drink concentrate that, when added to water, creates some kind of orange drink. Too orangey for crows.

Crow: Kiaora!
Kid: It's too orangey for crows. It's just for me and my dog.
Crow: I'll be your dog. (Starts barking)

by Snake May 5, 2005

dutch gold

The worst lager ever made. And that's before you get to the end. See Piss

Dutch Gold is for scumbags

by Snake January 19, 2005

Jacks

1) Irish slang for toilet. Derived from Union Jack, the British flag.

2) Term referring to Dubliners, since they uphold British traditions more than any others in Ireland. The name comes from when they waved Union Jack flags during a visit from the Queen.

1) Lads, I'm bursting for the jacks.

2) Ah, fuck. A bunch of jacks.

by Snake July 24, 2005

Warsteiner

A decent beer that is hard to find.

I drank Warsteiner tonight

by Snake September 25, 2005