Snake's definitions

Sailing mishap

Accident involving a sailing yacht.

"You look the same age to me."
"I'M FIVE YEARS OLDER AND IN COLLEGE!!!"
SAILING MISHAP!!!!

by Snake January 16, 2005

Boy Racers

Idiots who spend all their money doing up cars only your granny would drive and as a result spend every Saturday night hanging around petrol station forecourts until my boss makes me hunt them down.

See also Smegheads

Damn boyracers in the forecourt again. Snake, get the shotgun.

by Snake August 16, 2004

sandbag

Derogatory Naval Reserve term for any member of the Army Reserve.

He doesn't know what he's talking about. He's only a sandbag.

by Snake October 26, 2005

dutch gold

The worst lager ever made. And that's before you get to the end. See Piss

Dutch Gold is for scumbags

by Snake January 19, 2005

Jacks

1) Irish slang for toilet. Derived from Union Jack, the British flag.

2) Term referring to Dubliners, since they uphold British traditions more than any others in Ireland. The name comes from when they waved Union Jack flags during a visit from the Queen.

1) Lads, I'm bursting for the jacks.

2) Ah, fuck. A bunch of jacks.

by Snake July 24, 2005

Warsteiner

A decent beer that is hard to find.

I drank Warsteiner tonight

by Snake September 25, 2005

Kiaora

A drink concentrate that, when added to water, creates some kind of orange drink. Too orangey for crows.

Crow: Kiaora!
Kid: It's too orangey for crows. It's just for me and my dog.
Crow: I'll be your dog. (Starts barking)

by Snake May 5, 2005