Spud

A general nickname for anyone who has a tendency to be a bit slow. Usually, this nickname will go to someone by the name of Murphy.

The original Spud was Joe "Spud" Murphy, founder of the Tayto crisp company and inventor of the Cheese and Onion crisp.

The Spud from Trainspotting was also a Murphy.
by Snake December 11, 2005
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Scumbag College

1) The College from the tv series The Young Ones. Vyvian, Mike, Rick and Neil all study there, but never seem to go in.

2) Nickname for CIT, due to the number of block release apprentices that hang around the place
And representing Scumbag college, Mike, Prick, Vyvian and Neil.
by Snake May 14, 2005
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Social Welfare Mobile

Slang for a Fiat Punto. Generally driven by knackers, scobes and boy racers, though most of the aforementioned are usually one and the same. As a result, they are cheap, unreliable and rust after a few years.

See also Honda Civic.
Fucking Social Welfare Mobile cut me off at the Magic roundabout.
by Snake February 01, 2006
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Three-headed monkey

Mythical creature, the possible presence of which makes a great distraction.
I'm going to read all 3174 passages of my new book to you.

I'm sure that'll be interest.....Look! A three-headed monkey!
by Snake March 09, 2005
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Leo

One of the funniest characters from That 70's show (Only Red is funnier). Played by Tommy Chong. Constantly stoned.
Canadian cop: What are you doing in Canada?

Leo: What are YOU doing in Canada?
by Snake July 03, 2005
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Irish

1. A person who comes from the great country of Ireland. Well known for being able to handle drink unlike the British or the Americans and being able to handle semi-automatic weaponry due to the fact that half the country is serving or have served in either the FCA or the Slua in their spare time. See Steyr AUG

2. A language that will be dead in twenty years if the Polish, Romanians and Nigerians keep coming in. (Not trying to make that sound racist)

3. What 50 million Americans who've never been to Ireland claim to be.
I'm proud to be Irish
by Snake January 26, 2006
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muthagoose

One who wears khakis and puts ladies up on glass at football stadiums.
He wears khakis everyday and hooks up with a drunk girl in front of thousands of people...it's Muthagoose!
by Snake December 01, 2003
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