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A carbonated drink that is popular with primary school kids who don't know any better. Possibly the best toilet bleach/silver cleaner/nail dissolver ever invented.
by Snake August 31, 2005
Get the coca-cola mug.A man whose idea of freeing people is to blow them up. Since coming to power he has managed to invade 2 countries for pure profit. Before September 11th, spent 46% of his time on holiday. America would be better off with a monkey in charge.
Today President Bush said he was going to devaluate the Yen, causing a stock market panic. Apparently he meant deflate.
by Snake May 9, 2005
Get the George W Bush mug.Company that makes mp3 players that are approximately 3456432575 better than iPods. The main advantages of which include:
-Removable battery. For when you need a new one.
-More than 5 minutes of battery life. For when you're away from your charger.
-Design that actually fits in your pocket. For when you need to go somewhere.
-Decent sound quality. For when the bus driver tunes into 96fm.
-Radio option. So you can catch the match.
-Colour scheme that doesn't make you look like a complete yuppie. For when you don't want your arse kicked for wasting stupid amounts of money on something that doesn't work.
-Removable battery. For when you need a new one.
-More than 5 minutes of battery life. For when you're away from your charger.
-Design that actually fits in your pocket. For when you need to go somewhere.
-Decent sound quality. For when the bus driver tunes into 96fm.
-Radio option. So you can catch the match.
-Colour scheme that doesn't make you look like a complete yuppie. For when you don't want your arse kicked for wasting stupid amounts of money on something that doesn't work.
Random person: OMG! Is that an iPod?!!
(::ARROWED::)
Person with more than 6 braing cells: No, it's a Creative.
(::ARROWED::)
Person with more than 6 braing cells: No, it's a Creative.
by Snake December 9, 2005
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by Snake July 9, 2004
Get the Marlboro Lights sucking bastards mug.One of the greatest comic strips ever to appear in 2000AD. The death of the main character in the end, Johnny Alpha, was so prolific, it was mentioned in an episode of Spaced.
"Just don't forget whose shoulder you cried on when the last one dumped you."
"I won't."
"Or when Johnny Alpha got killed by that big flying monster in 2000AD"
"I won't."
"Or when Johnny Alpha got killed by that big flying monster in 2000AD"
by Snake January 12, 2005
Get the Strontium Dog mug.by Snake June 27, 2005
Get the Donkey's bollocks mug.1 A person Male or Female who likes food too much, does not excercise, and generally lays around plaing video games all damn day.
2 A person who excercises but to no avail as they won't give up their damn cheetos and chocolate cakes.
2 A person who excercises but to no avail as they won't give up their damn cheetos and chocolate cakes.
So and so is a total fat body. They never ever try to excercise or diet.
Good lord if that fat body gains any moew weight I'll just have to kill myself.
You are not allowed to eat jelly donuts because you are a disgusting fat body!
Good lord if that fat body gains any moew weight I'll just have to kill myself.
You are not allowed to eat jelly donuts because you are a disgusting fat body!
by Snake December 2, 2004
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