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Big Boss

The Greatest Soldier of the 20th century. The father of Solid, Liquid and Solidus Snake, resulting from the Les Enfants Terribles (The terrible children) project. Originally known as Naked Snake, he earned the name Big Boss after defeating his mentor, the Boss, during Operation Snake Eater. Lost his right eye during said operation.

Founded FOXHOUND in the early 1970s, he subsequently betrayed the United States, probably due to their betrayal of his mentor. Founded Outer Heaven and built Metal Gear, a nuclear-equipped walking battle tank, based on an earlier version which he himself had destroyed. Was defeated by his son, Solid Snake and went into hiding until 4 years later when he became general commander of Zanzibar land. Was defeated by Snake in hand-to-hand combat.
You are a true patriot. Higher than the Boss. You are hereby awarded the title of Big Boss.
by Snake March 9, 2005
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iPod

A portable MP3 player made by Apple.What stupid people call all MP3 players.A complete piece of shite. Original versions had a battery that was impossible to remove without reworking the PCB. The damn thing is the worst example of the Marlboro Lights culture in that it comes in minimalist stylings. Do yourselves a favour and get something made by Creative instead.
The iPod is a piece of shite.
by Snake September 25, 2005
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Nunchuk-Gun

Weapon of choice for Dangeresque, a fictional character played by Strong Bad from the Homestarrunner website.
I had to swing by Cool Weapon surplus for a new Nunchuk-Gun......and a Reesy cup shake.
by Snake November 5, 2005
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Jack Point

Genius character created by Simon Spurrier and Frazer Irving for 2000AD Megazine. One part Phillip Marlowe, one part Krusty the Clown, he is effectively the best Dredd spinoff ever.

Has a penchant for cigars and whiskey. Demonstrated when shot and asked "Is it bad?" to which he replied when he discovered his hipflask had been punctured "It's worse!"
Perp: What's your point?
Jack Point: It comes right after the Jack.
by Snake October 1, 2005
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Power Fist

Perhaps one of the coolest weapons ever to come from the game Fallout. Used to deliver hand-to-hand death to anyone foolish enough to stand in its way.
"We're gonna kill you."
"Oh, yeah. Well, feel the might of my POWER FIST!!!!!!!"
by Snake December 6, 2004
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George W Bush

A man whose idea of freeing people is to blow them up. Since coming to power he has managed to invade 2 countries for pure profit. Before September 11th, spent 46% of his time on holiday. America would be better off with a monkey in charge.
Today President Bush said he was going to devaluate the Yen, causing a stock market panic. Apparently he meant deflate.
by Snake May 9, 2005
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aug

Steyr AUG. Austrian assault rifle, though also the official weapon of the Irish army. Using a bullpup design, it is incredibly lightweight, due to its carbon-fibre body. Fires 5.56mm rounds
I shot him with my Steyr
by Snake May 15, 2005
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