Generic Boyfriend

The scourge of all other men. These are usually guys who have that designer stubble and floppy haircut. For whatever reason, these guys always seem to have beaten you to the girl you're after by about 3 years. Since a lot of these guys are based on the same template, the term Generic Boyfriend is most suitable.

See also Metrosexual and Brad Pitt

"Hey, that girl's cute."
"Forget it, man. She's got one of those Generic Boyfriends."
"Not again!"

by Snake April 14, 2005

laryngitis

when a person is so wasted they can't speak

George Bush has laryngitis

by Snake September 10, 2004

Dr. Pepper

A drink that caught my curiosity at work, so I tried it. Tasted alright until I swallowed it. After screaming "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! The horror!" and downing six Capri Suns to wash away the disgusting aftertaste I vowed never to touch the stuff again.

Dr. Pepper. What's the worst that can happen?
You can end up tasting it. (Shudder)

by Snake March 15, 2005

Going for a McShit

When you go into McDonalds for the sole purpose of using the bathroom.

Please note: If challenged by the spotty staff member, then your declaration that you will buy food afterwards is a McShit with Lies

I'm going for a McShit

by Snake July 09, 2004

WHM

Well Hung McClung

BIG DICK SLINGER aka BDS

by snake April 28, 2003

Hillary Duff

A guilty pleasure. Despite a lack of any talent, she'd still be worth a ride. See also Jailbait

Hillary Duff, giggedy giggedy gigg-e-dy.

by Snake March 18, 2006

Hard man

Those last two definitions of Hard Man are all wrong. The first one is actually referring to a chav, which is quite the opposite, and the other was written by someone who plays too much Mega Man.

A Hard Man is someone who is unafraid of a fight and/or can take loads of physical punishment and drink.

He just smashed a bottle over the bouncer's head. What a Hard man

by Snake March 22, 2006