Snake's definitions

Red Dwarf

Genius sci-fi sitcom where humanity is (almost) extinct. Spawned the word Smeg as well as various classic gags. Brilliantly written, as there are no cliches in the script whatsoever (example: Instead of using "Dead as the DoDo" a phrase like "We're deader than A-line flares with pockets in the knees." is used)

Has had 8 excellent seasons with the first 6 available on DVD (and the next two coming in Novemeber and February)

Talk of a movie in the pipeline, but no sign as yet.

How many other shows have you seen with Death getting a knee to the balls?

by Snake March 9, 2005

laryngitis

when a person is so wasted they can't speak

George Bush has laryngitis

by Snake September 10, 2004

Dr. Pepper

A drink that caught my curiosity at work, so I tried it. Tasted alright until I swallowed it. After screaming "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! The horror!" and downing six Capri Suns to wash away the disgusting aftertaste I vowed never to touch the stuff again.

Dr. Pepper. What's the worst that can happen?
You can end up tasting it. (Shudder)

by Snake March 15, 2005

Slackisum

A religion based arround the ancient art of slacking

i can't work i'm a slacdkist

by Snake May 13, 2005

A1

Someone who is good, genuine, nice, etc. See also Sound

That girl bought me a double Aftershock. She's A1.

by Snake March 25, 2006

dutch gold

The worst lager ever made. And that's before you get to the end. See Piss

Dutch Gold is for scumbags

by Snake January 19, 2005

Boy Racers

Idiots who spend all their money doing up cars only your granny would drive and as a result spend every Saturday night hanging around petrol station forecourts until my boss makes me hunt them down.

See also Smegheads

Damn boyracers in the forecourt again. Snake, get the shotgun.

by Snake August 16, 2004