Snake's definitions

Scobe

Scumbag usually seen on the streets of Cork, Dublin or Limerick. General attire is tracksuit pants, Nike baseball cap, hoody and Celtic jersey for male scobes and pink sweat pants, hoody and huge hoop ear rings for female scobes. All wear too much bling jewellery (Sovvies on each finger, gold chains and bracelets), almost all of which is either stolen or electroplated copper. Also under the delusion that Dutch Gold qualifies as decent beer.

Generally drive Fiat Puntos, Honda Civics or Toyota Starlets with body kits and stripped out mufflers with the delusion that these make the car go faster. Also play their hip hop too loud for anybody with half a brain to put up with. The boy racer is a well-known sub-division of the scobe.

They are hated by all respectable people, but the most deep-rooted rivalries are with grungers.

See also Chav

Some scobe asked me for the cheapest bottle of wine so I smashed his knees in with the mop.

by Snake December 24, 2005

Trogdor

TROGDOR!!!! TROGDOR!!!!

Trogdor was a man,
I mean...he was a dragon-man.
Uh....maybe he was just a dragon.
Um....but he was still

TROGDOR!!!! TROGDOR!!!!

Burninating the countryside
Burninating the peasants
Burninating all the people
in the thatched-roof COTTAGES!!!
THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!!!!

And then Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIGHT!!!!!

Trogdor burninates all!

by Snake July 9, 2004

Asterisk RP

Asterisk RP: Like normal Roleplaying, but the use of asterisks at the beginning and end of the post, signifying that a post has been made.

*submits a definition to Urban Dictionary about Asterisk RP*

by Snake June 18, 2006

Rob Grant

Greatest writer who ever walked the earth. One half of the duo who created Red Dwarf, he has also written the classic comedy sci-fi novels Colony and Incompetence.

Rob Grant is a legend

by Snake March 22, 2006

Dr. Pepper

A drink that caught my curiosity at work, so I tried it. Tasted alright until I swallowed it. After screaming "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! The horror!" and downing six Capri Suns to wash away the disgusting aftertaste I vowed never to touch the stuff again.

Dr. Pepper. What's the worst that can happen?
You can end up tasting it. (Shudder)

by Snake March 15, 2005

laryngitis

when a person is so wasted they can't speak

George Bush has laryngitis

by Snake September 10, 2004

Strontium Dog

One of the greatest comic strips ever to appear in 2000AD. The death of the main character in the end, Johnny Alpha, was so prolific, it was mentioned in an episode of Spaced.

"Just don't forget whose shoulder you cried on when the last one dumped you."
"I won't."
"Or when Johnny Alpha got killed by that big flying monster in 2000AD"

by Snake January 12, 2005