Snake's definitions

LSJ

Long as a Snake Jake

u know

by snake April 28, 2003

dutch gold

The worst lager ever made. And that's before you get to the end. See Piss

Dutch Gold is for scumbags

by Snake January 19, 2005

BOBFOC

The acronym for a girl with a nice body, but a terrible face.

Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch

Ewww boys! She's some BOBFOC!

by Snake June 11, 2006

47

The main character from the Hitman series. Tall, bald and with a barcode on the back of his head, he prefers black suits, .45 Silverballers, the Walther W2000 and fibre wire. Also enjoys gardening. Once a devout Catholic, gave up his faith after being forced out of retirement.

Sergei. 17's gone. This is 47

by Snake May 9, 2005

Stew

The worst sketch show ever made. Consider yourselves fortunate that most of you don't live in Ireland, and consequently, are not subjected to this pathetic excuse for a show.

I can see why it took two "geniuses" to write Stew. One to not think of something funny. And the other to think of something not funny.

by Snake December 20, 2005

Smeg

From the tv show Red Dwarf, it is a commonly used insult, derived from Smegma.

1) Smeg: Exclamation of surprise not unlike fuck.

2) Smegger: Obnoxious person

3) Smeg head: As 2

1) Oh Smeg! What the smeggin' smeg's he smeggin' done?!

2) I'll nut the smegger into oblivion

3) I'm not an insubordinate man by nature. I try and respect Rimmer and all, but it's so hard because he's such a smeg head.

by Snake July 9, 2004

Howitzer

1) A large gun used to blow things up.

2) A rather potent cocktail-shot consisting of Sambuca and Rum.

1) Shit! They're shooting at us with Howitzers!

2) I'm going to the bar for a Howitzer.

by Snake July 18, 2004