Snake's definitions

Magnum

An incredibly powerful handgun

Ah ah! I know what you're thinking punk. You're thinking 'did he fire six shots or only five?'. Well, to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and can blow your head clean off, you'd better ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well? Do ya? Punk!

(Loud gunshot)

by Snake July 18, 2004

Boy Racers

Idiots who spend all their money doing up cars only your granny would drive and as a result spend every Saturday night hanging around petrol station forecourts until my boss makes me hunt them down.

See also Smegheads

Damn boyracers in the forecourt again. Snake, get the shotgun.

by Snake August 16, 2004

Smegheads

Plural for Smeghead

Derived from Smeg

See also Boy Racers

What a bunch of Smegheads

by Snake August 16, 2004

laryngitis

when a person is so wasted they can't speak

George Bush has laryngitis

by Snake September 10, 2004

God Bless America

A sub-genre of films released in the aftermath of September 11th 2001, featuring heroic American troops overcoming "terrorists" and various "evil-doers" in the fight for "freedom". See Black Hawk Down. This has also passed over into computer games with the release of America's 10 most Wanted.

God Bless America films are being used to brainwash the American public.

by Snake March 7, 2005

Traveller's smile

The sign of someone who's fought a traveller. A scar caused by a pair of razorblades or Stanley knife blades concealed within a piece of cardboard. Since the skin tightens when cut, the two blades cause a nasty scar which sometimes never heals. It is often done down both sides of the face, so it forms a "smile" shape, hence the name.

Oh, my god. That guy's got a traveller's smile

by Snake March 7, 2005

camelot

King Arthur's castle. A rather silly place.

We're knights of the round table,
We dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes,
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham and jam and spam-a-lot

We're knights of the round table.
Our shows are formidable.
So many times,
We give them rhymes,
That are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in Camelot,
We sing from the diaphragm-a-lot.

In war, we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between our quests,
We sequin vests,
And impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot.

I have to push the pram-a-lot.

by Snake March 7, 2005