Three-headed monkey

Mythical creature, the possible presence of which makes a great distraction.

I'm going to read all 3174 passages of my new book to you.

I'm sure that'll be interest.....Look! A three-headed monkey!

by Snake March 09, 2005

Leo

One of the funniest characters from That 70's show (Only Red is funnier). Played by Tommy Chong. Constantly stoned.

Canadian cop: What are you doing in Canada?

Leo: What are YOU doing in Canada?

by Snake July 15, 2005

free clothes association

General civilian slang for the Irish Army reserves, the FCA. Comes from the fact that a uniform is issued to all who join. See also Fools Carrying Arms and Sandbag.

You're joining the free clothes association!

by Snake January 26, 2006

yo-yo

A common nickname for the Euro

Story, bud? You couldn't lend me a couple of yo-yos for a pint?

by Snake January 15, 2005

Irish

1. A person who comes from the great country of Ireland. Well known for being able to handle drink unlike the British or the Americans and being able to handle semi-automatic weaponry due to the fact that half the country is serving or have served in either the FCA or the Slua in their spare time. See Steyr AUG

2. A language that will be dead in twenty years if the Polish, Romanians and Nigerians keep coming in. (Not trying to make that sound racist)

3. What 50 million Americans who've never been to Ireland claim to be.

I'm proud to be Irish

by Snake January 26, 2006

Cockbite

An extreme word for the major assholes you meet.

You ask someone for a quarter and you know damn well they have it but they won't give you a measly quarter because they are a cockbite.

by Snake December 02, 2004

Lunatock

That's not even a word, you imposter.

Fucking Americans and their made up words.

by Snake January 15, 2005