Definitions by Snake

Rob Grant

Greatest writer who ever walked the earth. One half of the duo who created Red Dwarf, he has also written the classic comedy sci-fi novels Colony and Incompetence.

Rob Grant is a legend

Rob Grant by Snake March 22, 2006

Hillary Duff 

A guilty pleasure. Despite a lack of any talent, she'd still be worth a ride. See also Jailbait

Hillary Duff, giggedy giggedy gigg-e-dy.

Hillary Duff by Snake March 18, 2006

Sluggie 

Term used by the Irish military to refer to members the Naval Service Reserve (formerly an Slua Muiri).

We've got a Sluggie coming on board for a couple of weeks. Quick lads, give him the crap bunk at the bow.

Sluggie by Snake March 2, 2006

Soft Boy 

One who is the opposite of a Hard man. Generally, the soft boy is unable to fight, or will go down after one punch. A Soft Boy is also one who cannot hold his drink.

He threw up after only three pints. What a Soft Boy.

Soft Boy by Snake February 1, 2006

Social Welfare Mobile 

Slang for a Fiat Punto. Generally driven by knackers, scobes and boy racers, though most of the aforementioned are usually one and the same. As a result, they are cheap, unreliable and rust after a few years.

See also Honda Civic.

Fucking Social Welfare Mobile cut me off at the Magic roundabout.

Social Welfare Mobile by Snake February 1, 2006

Jessica Alba 

Ridiculously good-looking actress that would make a priest reach for the Kleenex.

See Giggedy giggedy giggedy.

Jessica Alba is too hot for words.

Jessica Alba by Snake January 28, 2006

Westlife 

The scourge of the music industry. A disgrace to the Irish people who rake in money and aren't paying tax because our backwards government gives them an exemption under a law allowing "artists" to get away with not paying up.

Westlife came on the radio, so half the room blew their brains out.

Westlife by Snake January 28, 2006