SnaggPDX's definitions

WASPafarian

A sub-breed of the urban hippie species named for their Anglo-Saxon heritage and dreadlocked manes. Often seen traveling in small herds and can be spotted by the tell-tale markings of tie-dyed clothing and the overwhelming stench of patchouli. Approach with caution, unless carrying some form of either ganja or munchies.

"I would have loved the Phish concert if the venue wasn't full of WASPafarians."

by SnaggPDX November 16, 2004

flag hag

A non-gender specific term referring to an American that adorns the back of their vehicle (typically an SUV) with more US flags and yellow war ribbons than you can shake a stick at. More of a trend than of a real show of support for US troops.

"Would you look at the flag hag driving that Escalade? He can barely see out the back window."

by SnaggPDX November 18, 2004

Mr. T starter kit

When someone wears more than one thick gold (or faux gold) chain necklace at a time. Usually accompanied by too much cologne and a "Hey Baby" attitude.

Man #1: "Hey, check out the schmuck with the Mr. T started kit."
Man #2: "I pity the fool that thinks that looks good!"

by SnaggPDX November 18, 2004

britcom

A British sitcom. Some excellent examples of britcoms are Red Dwarf, Fawlty Towers, Black Adder, AbFab, and (my personal favorite) Spaced.

"Did you hear that the britcom 'The Office' is coming out on DVD soon?"

by SnaggPDX November 28, 2004

lung candy

A cute little euphemism for having a cigarette.

"Jack stepped outside for some lung candy."

by SnaggPDX November 29, 2004

molesterstache

An abbreviated form of molester moustache. Refers to the thinned-out hair clumpings grown by testosterone-challenged pedophiles and other shady sorts.

"Did you see the molesterstache on the guy driving that van? I bet he's hiding a clown suit in the back."

by SnaggPDX November 30, 2004

ass basket

A kitty litter box. V. stinky.

"Dammit, the cat shat outside the ass basket again!"

by SnaggPDX November 30, 2004