Cheet

The orange dust that coats your fingers and lips after eating Cheetos. This is why you shouldn't eat Cheetos in public unless you have a wet-nap handy.

"I know you've been eating my Cheetos again - You've got Cheet all over your clothes!"

by SnaggPDX December 08, 2004

Hog Lumps

A fictitious brand-name of pork scratchings (or pork rinds) named in the movie Shaun of the Dead. Goes well with a pint of beer; package is v. aerodynamic.

Ed: "Shaun! Hog Lumps!"
A packet of Hog Lumps hits Shaun in the face.

by SnaggPDX November 16, 2004

molesterstache

An abbreviated form of molester moustache. Refers to the thinned-out hair clumpings grown by testosterone-challenged pedophiles and other shady sorts.

"Did you see the molesterstache on the guy driving that van? I bet he's hiding a clown suit in the back."

by SnaggPDX November 30, 2004

flag hag

A non-gender specific term referring to an American that adorns the back of their vehicle (typically an SUV) with more US flags and yellow war ribbons than you can shake a stick at. More of a trend than of a real show of support for US troops.

"Would you look at the flag hag driving that Escalade? He can barely see out the back window."

by SnaggPDX November 18, 2004

shout at your shoes

A euphemism for throwing up on the floor, or just vomiting in general.

"Carl’s outside shouting at his shoes. I knew that last drink would put him over the edge."

by SnaggPDX December 17, 2004

Mind Eraser

A bar drink consisting of equal parts vodka, Kahlua and either tonic water or club soda poured into a rocks glass in the order listed and served with a straw. The liquids stay semi-separated because of the differences in the specific gravity of each, and the drink is imbibed quickly through the straw so that the Kahlua chases the vodka and the soda chases the Kahlua. Extremely effective in curing what ails you, hence the name.

"We started out the night drinking Mind Erasers, and got munted very quickly."

by SnaggPDX December 10, 2004

lung candy

A cute little euphemism for having a cigarette.

"Jack stepped outside for some lung candy."

by SnaggPDX November 29, 2004