Basically an old fashioned version of a pimp. Likes to wear monacles, bow ties and pocket watches. Fave item: top hat. Is ruffled.
That monacle man is a sleazy old pervert with a cane. Bet he lives in a castle with his trained waiter-duck.
by Smythe November 01, 2003
by Smythe February 28, 2003
Whistles... made from pennies... or so the fable goes anyhoo. Are often sold in ice cube trays and are plentiful wherever you find Ghetto Moon Pies. Delicious with Pina Coladas.
"Mmmmmm... penny whistles..."
by Smythe October 25, 2004
A good-for-nothing, snoopy, suspicious, over-protective, whinging, whining, do-good of a mother. Likes to cook casseroles and cheesecakes. Won't allow Froot Loops in the home.
by Smythe November 01, 2003
by Smythe February 28, 2003
by Smythe March 28, 2003
by Smythe March 28, 2003