Oil the slug

fluff the garfield, masterbate

Excuse me while I oil my slug...

by Smythe February 28, 2003

Aussie Rules

The best sport in the world - combines skill with strength, not just one or the other. Shits all over American football and to some extent, soccer where pussy footing about is considered a talent. Best players: Chris Judd, Ben Cousins and some other boof heads from other clubs ;o)
AFL 4eva!

"Who's gonna win the Aussie Rules Grand Final this year?"
"The Eagles"
"Who's gonna get the Brownlow?"
"Cuz... so hot right now..."

by Smythe August 31, 2005

Zwitter

Its German for hermaphrodite, also a very shway Rammstein song.

Yo...this kid Nickolicious is a Switter.

by Smythe March 28, 2003

huggles

Its both a hug and cuddle combinded into one move.

Can I get some huggles?
I was with may girlfriend last night and I gave her lots of huggles.

by Smythe February 27, 2003

Ghetto Moon Pies

Pies made from crumbled buttermilk and whiskey filled with moons. Often consumed in LA where anyone who's ghetto, eats them.

"How ghetto are these Ghetto Moon Pies?"
"Almost as ghetto as the blue lights under the truck."
"Word..."

by Smythe October 25, 2004

Norm

Someone who is normal, plain, boring.

You and all your friends are such norms
stupid norm leave me be

by Smythe February 28, 2003

cardboard

Board which is made out of card (hard paper), can be used for eating purposes or making cubbys out of, smells like mouldy bathroom.

i could do with some cardboard right now!

by smythe October 19, 2004