27 definitions by Smythe

Aussie Rules

The best sport in the world - combines skill with strength, not just one or the other. Shits all over American football and to some extent, soccer where pussy footing about is considered a talent. Best players: Chris Judd, Ben Cousins and some other boof heads from other clubs ;o)
AFL 4eva!

"Who's gonna win the Aussie Rules Grand Final this year?"
"The Eagles"
"Who's gonna get the Brownlow?"
"Cuz... so hot right now..."

by Smythe July 31, 2005

Arse-flap

A loose flap of skin, hanging from a persons anal area. Sometimes In the appearance of a pouch that may flap if blown by the wind. Can be tied up with a a hair lackey.

Avril Lavigne has the biggest arse-flap I've ever seen. I wonder how she cleans it!

by Smythe November 1, 2003

snuff

To put out, to deny.

You just snuffed that dude!!
You got snuffed..
I am going to snuff you

by Smythe February 28, 2003

Kandy

Kandy is simply another word for jewelry

Yo, check out all my Kandy
I made mad Kandy last night
wanta trade kandy?

by Smythe February 28, 2003

Monacle Man

Basically an old fashioned version of a pimp. Likes to wear monacles, bow ties and pocket watches. Fave item: top hat. Is ruffled.

That monacle man is a sleazy old pervert with a cane. Bet he lives in a castle with his trained waiter-duck.

by Smythe November 1, 2003

grammar

Something that should be learnt properly before being allowed access to word definitions on Urban Dictionary. I'm sick of misused punctuation, missing capital letters and lazy spelling. If I had a red pen right now...

"Lyk do u giez no how 2 punktooate coz mie teecher says i suk @ it"
"Get out."

by Smythe August 11, 2005

wigity wagity

Penis, balls and chain, the pole,

dude your wigity wagity is hanging out!!
OUTCH you hit me in my wigity wagity

by Smythe February 28, 2003