Smythe's definitions

Arse-flap

A loose flap of skin, hanging from a persons anal area. Sometimes In the appearance of a pouch that may flap if blown by the wind. Can be tied up with a a hair lackey.

Avril Lavigne has the biggest arse-flap I've ever seen. I wonder how she cleans it!

by Smythe November 1, 2003

Twiny-winy

Used to describe a man who has a small penis.

That guy's a twiny-winy... but he's not!!

by Smythe November 9, 2003

imposter

A person who useing somone elses name, they are a fake.

That person thats not me thats using the name Smythe.

by Smythe November 30, 2003

yoga ruffied

To get with a girl wearing yoga pants. Only to find out later that she has no ass.

Damn bro, I got yoga ruffied last night.

by SMyTHe October 17, 2013

crunk

Wanting to be Lil' Jon

I got my crunk juice

by Smythe March 29, 2005

cardboard

Board which is made out of card (hard paper), can be used for eating purposes or making cubbys out of, smells like mouldy bathroom.

i could do with some cardboard right now!

by smythe October 19, 2004

Ghetto Moon Pies

Pies made from crumbled buttermilk and whiskey filled with moons. Often consumed in LA where anyone who's ghetto, eats them.

"How ghetto are these Ghetto Moon Pies?"
"Almost as ghetto as the blue lights under the truck."
"Word..."

by Smythe October 25, 2004