Aussie Rules

The best sport in the world - combines skill with strength, not just one or the other. Shits all over American football and to some extent, soccer where pussy footing about is considered a talent. Best players: Chris Judd, Ben Cousins and some other boof heads from other clubs ;o)
AFL 4eva!

"Who's gonna win the Aussie Rules Grand Final this year?"
"The Eagles"
"Who's gonna get the Brownlow?"
"Cuz... so hot right now..."

by Smythe July 31, 2005

Monacle Man

Basically an old fashioned version of a pimp. Likes to wear monacles, bow ties and pocket watches. Fave item: top hat. Is ruffled.

That monacle man is a sleazy old pervert with a cane. Bet he lives in a castle with his trained waiter-duck.

by Smythe November 01, 2003

Norm

Someone who is normal, plain, boring.

You and all your friends are such norms
stupid norm leave me be

by Smythe February 28, 2003

Liquid

a type of danceing that is popular on the Rave scene.

did you see that guy liquid?!!!
I rock at doing liquid!!!

by Smythe February 28, 2003

Fri ri

Asian slang for fried rice (a common Asian dish).

U li fri rie? (u like fried rice?)

by Smythe November 01, 2003

Houdini, The

Your doing a girl doggy style and right before you spooge you spit on her back so she thinks your done and then when she looks back you blow your load in her face and then punch her in the eye. Proceeding that you steal her wallet and other valued possesions.

Yo, I pulled the houdini on that bitch last night and made off with $5 and a pocket of lint.

by Smythe March 01, 2003

Schoolie

Some who has recently graduated (or other!) from highschool who goes on a drunken rampage with similar youths, usually in a Kombi stacked to the roof with slabs.

"Damn Schoolies...blew up my wheelie bin."

by Smythe November 01, 2003