Smythe's definitions

Aussie Rules

The best sport in the world - combines skill with strength, not just one or the other. Shits all over American football and to some extent, soccer where pussy footing about is considered a talent. Best players: Chris Judd, Ben Cousins and some other boof heads from other clubs ;o)
AFL 4eva!

"Who's gonna win the Aussie Rules Grand Final this year?"
"The Eagles"
"Who's gonna get the Brownlow?"
"Cuz... so hot right now..."

by Smythe August 31, 2005

grammar

Something that should be learnt properly before being allowed access to word definitions on Urban Dictionary. I'm sick of misused punctuation, missing capital letters and lazy spelling. If I had a red pen right now...

"Lyk do u giez no how 2 punktooate coz mie teecher says i suk @ it"
"Get out."

by Smythe September 4, 2005

yoga ruffied

To get with a girl wearing yoga pants. Only to find out later that she has no ass.

Damn bro, I got yoga ruffied last night.

by SMyTHe October 17, 2013

crunk

Wanting to be Lil' Jon

I got my crunk juice

by Smythe March 29, 2005

cardboard

Board which is made out of card (hard paper), can be used for eating purposes or making cubbys out of, smells like mouldy bathroom.

i could do with some cardboard right now!

by smythe October 19, 2004

Ghetto Moon Pies

Pies made from crumbled buttermilk and whiskey filled with moons. Often consumed in LA where anyone who's ghetto, eats them.

"How ghetto are these Ghetto Moon Pies?"
"Almost as ghetto as the blue lights under the truck."
"Word..."

by Smythe October 25, 2004

Penny whistles

Whistles... made from pennies... or so the fable goes anyhoo. Are often sold in ice cube trays and are plentiful wherever you find Ghetto Moon Pies. Delicious with Pina Coladas.

"Mmmmmm... penny whistles..."

by Smythe October 25, 2004