Smokey's definitions

dork

Dork was orignally (old 20th century slang term) meant as a reference to a penis. It has since come to mean a nerd.

Rats! I got my dork caught in my zipper!

He's such a dork! His glasses are held together with duct tape!

by Smokey March 3, 2005

spoogey

a loogey or anything gooey that resembles a loogey

Alright damn it,who hocked a spoogey on my windshield?

by smokey December 8, 2003

tango

aka Target.

Used in the military to signify target has been located/confirmed

Echo Foxtrot to Uniform Zulu, Over
You are 5 by 5 Echo Foxtrot
Eyes on Tango.
Execute execute execute.

by Smokey September 12, 2003

school

place were you spend first 18 years of life taking it up the ass

Mom can i stay home from school today? my ass is still sore from english class yesterday

by smokey July 26, 2003

u2

AKA Dragonlady.

High Altitude Spy Plane used by the CIA in the 1960s. Still currently in use. Can read the fine print on the back of credit card statements from 100k feet in the air....

Old Sammy Bin Ladle's rockin' in his boots cuz a fukkin' u2 is takin' picts of his ass.

by Smokey September 12, 2003

jobing

the act of eating pussy

i jobed that hoe
ALso
"probe it before you jobe it" a phrase meaning finger the girl and smell if to make sure she doesnt smell bad because if she does u dont wanna jobe it

by smokey January 9, 2004

flaming arrow

A self centered jackass that enjoys getting pee'd on.

"Boy that Flaming Arrow sure is a self centered jackass that enjoys getting pee'd on!"

by Smokey October 28, 2003