Smkngmgc's definitions

time travel

(v.)To proceed in a theoretically linear path towards and backwards to or between the beginning and end of time. Although an enchanting fantasy for many, there are lots of errors and preventions that are part of time travel. I, for instance, believe it may be possible but too dangerous to do. If we do only have a single universal timeline, time travel would have resounding effects and we would only become meaningless "events" in any change caused to it. Bah, enough sci-talk, the point is: it's the action of moving thru time.

I constructed a time portal in which upon entering today, I time travelled to last Monday and saw myself eating a slice o' pizza. (Unfortunately, I was trapped in a catch-22; how can I escape back to my time without upsetting it?)

by Smkngmgc June 13, 2004

Marijuana

An ironically unique plant often grown on college campuses and comes in many forms. Widely grown for "recreational purposes", it is a substance which you know the D.A.R.E officer told you not to smoke. Just call it herbal incense, yeah, there you go. *See Nelai's definition for greater expanse.* Referred to as a gateway drug; why, because it has a buzz that just pales in comparison to other stuff of its effects. I could see why people like it, but it isn't worth your time, people. (Also called hemp)

A verdant, jagged-edged plant in which pushers and users collect the leaves/buds from to grind into smokable form, can also be eaten (not tasty).

by Smkngmgc June 13, 2004

FBI

An organization of federal workers, or agents, designed to secure the US against security risks that disrupt the government somehow "clearing the picture" for other departments/agencies/forces or sending in their own forces for exigent purposes. They also have a nationwide web of phone/webtaps, informants, spies and undercover guys ("plants"). Founded in 1908 with the purpose of fighting crime more effectively nationwide, they eventually lasted through trying times such as the Prohibition, WW1/WW2 and 9/11 and continue their work today.

An agent: a suit with an signed ID. Usu. seen with a 9mm handguns, black Sedan and a red tie. *Some believe they are actually aliens.* ::GASP::

by Smkngmgc June 13, 2004

Bookie

Short for "bookkeeper". Someone who keeps track of business transactions.
Usually referenced toward gambling, accounting and banking.

I talked to Louie, our bookie, and he says we should bet on the New York Jets based on our records.

by Smkngmgc January 10, 2005

lock and load

(verb expression) Short for locking the magazine/cartridge into the gun and loading the ammunition into the gun's chamber. (Usu. used to show toughness, ambition, fear and other strong characteristics. Originally spoken by John Wayne in "Sands of Iwo Jima" as "load and lock".)

One of the commandos in Resident Evil says "It's time to lock and load." when first seeing advancing zombies.

by Smkngmgc November 23, 2004

plasma

1. (n.) The fourth state of matter comprised/made of "freely moving charged particles" and have no neutral atoms.
2. (n.) Liquid component of blood which contains vitamins, minerals, wastes and immune system receptors.
3. (n.) Sci-fi substance which is either extremely radioactive, toxic, scorching on contact or otherwise. Usually presented as a fuel or energy source.

1. Betelgeuse, one of many stars in our galaxy, is mostly made of plasma due to its intensely high temperature.
2. Hospitals often have plasma tranfusions for patients undernourished or dehydrated.
3. The console series, Halo and Halo 2, presents aliens (Covenants) that use plasma weaponry (exaggerated tho) as their armament. *BZZAK!* Hehe.

by Smkngmgc November 18, 2004

kibbles n' bits

Slang for crumbs of rock cocaine. Comes from urban origin.

Recording Start-23:43
"Joo got sum kibbles n' bits left for me, Rocko?" "Sure, want some Z to mix, my friend?" "Anything to keep me from hanging low." Recording End-23:59

by Smkngmgc June 20, 2004