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Waco

1. An infamous town in Texas where one of the biggest domestic fuckups of recent American history (the other maybe being the Columbine shooting) took place. In somewhat short form, cultists armed with shotguns and various gunshack-bought weaponry had barricaded themselves with hostages in a house, a bunch of SWAT, ATF and FBI agents got frantic with their automatic rifles and were killed while trying to free the innocents inside, a tank broke down while stuck halfway into the house, a few hours later and over a couple CS tear gas canisters shot in small spaces with no ventilation, the house burns down with everyone (the crazies, innocents, a few more agents pinned down) in it under the eyes of outside viewers, cops and soldiers; WTF happened?!
Waco, Texas is, on the contrary, a very peaceful and comfortable town...a perfect place for a serial killer to make an appearance.
by Smkngmgc December 27, 2004
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yeoman

(n.)A medieval term used to describe a naval officer in the English fleet. An important underling on one's ship who assists the captain and his first mate.
It's also the title of the British Queen's bodyguards.
A. Engineering Yeoman Richard Lancombe served on the Lucille, making repairs and maintaining the ship.
B. Doormen at Buckingham Palace are also called yeoman.
by Smkngmgc June 16, 2004
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bookkeeper

One who keeps track of money holdings, transactions, gains, losses and otherwise anything to do with moolah.
Commonly thought as criminals who only record bets and work for no-goods, they are actually quite a resourceful part of society who handle everything from taxes to personal banking accounts to corporate earnings. They are, if you haven't noticed, generally associated with finances.
Louis Franze, our bookkeeper, keeps his eye on our bankrolls and warns us if it drops below a certain point.
by Smkngmgc January 10, 2005
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NOX

1. Usage of nitrous oxide while under influence of ecstacy {or vice versa}.
2. Relatively short-lived computer RPG set in the premise of a regular guy in our time getting zapped into a medieval realm to combat a great evil.
1. Last time we saw Joe, he was NOXin' with a can of Reddy-whip. Sad thing is, we haven't seen him since we left his place.
2. I'll be darned if anyone plays NOX these days. The Diablo-esque RPG genre is dying, I'm afraid.
by Smkngmgc June 20, 2004
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Bug

(n.) A miniature electronic device that records sounds and transmits the playback to a remote receiver. Usually placed in internal settings, it's installed with regard toward optimal concealment and acoustic clarity. (There have been many new modifications to the genre of "bugs" from environment adaptability to signal transmission type. Due to the 4th Amendment, all forms of U.S. law enforcement require court permission along with strict rules in the use of these devices.)
Spetsnaz agents used a bug to capture enemy conversations in order to learn the whereabouts of POW camps and artillery encampments in the Soviet-Afghanistan War.
by Smkngmgc July 21, 2004
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getting glassed

Whoa, man, if you wanna find Reggie, he's in the bathroom getting glassed.
by Smkngmgc June 20, 2004
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the worm

A break dance that involves the person getting on the floor (stomach down) and moving in a curvy wave sort of like how a worm moves, hence the title.
Also called "the centipede".
Did you see Ed S. do the worm in the cafeteria? He must've gone 20 feet down the place!
by Smkngmgc June 20, 2004
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