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Those stupid little fuckers on Urban Dictionary that find it necessary to put thumbs down on any good definition.
by Smitty Joe July 15, 2008
Get the downer mug.I had to shell out a spartan's dozen on my new watch.
Tim lost a whole spartan's dozen cool points after his most recent faggotry.
Tim lost a whole spartan's dozen cool points after his most recent faggotry.
by Smitty Joe January 18, 2008
Get the Spartan's Dozen mug.A little known game played around the high school football stadiums. The purpose of the event is to get as much boobs, ass, pussy, tongue, or really anything sexual as possible.
Scores are tallied at the end and extra points are given to team players and sly maneuvers.
One can automatically win by getting laid at any time during the season, while on the stands surrounded by their friends.
Scores are tallied at the end and extra points are given to team players and sly maneuvers.
One can automatically win by getting laid at any time during the season, while on the stands surrounded by their friends.
by Smitty Joe August 11, 2006
Get the Pick up Chicks mug.In any home with white towels, there's always one with an unexplained streak of shit on it. Nobody admits to it, and nobody uses it, though it somehow makes it's way through the wash regularly until someone finally throws it away.
As I came out of the shower and grabbed my towel, I soon noticed I had made a grave error, for I had grabbed The Infamous Shit Towel.
by Smitty Joe August 10, 2006
Get the Infamous Shit Towel mug.Literally, a half of a party.
Consists of a small gathering of people, usually close friends of the host, getting together to have a good time.
Not as intense as a full on party, but a party nonetheless.
Consists of a small gathering of people, usually close friends of the host, getting together to have a good time.
Not as intense as a full on party, but a party nonetheless.
Tyler had a semi party together down at his house last weekend. About seven people enjoyed the pool, some video games, and all around douchebaggery.
by Smitty Joe June 12, 2006
Get the Semi Party mug.A code that will fuck shit up on myspace. Basically if not ended with </textarea> it will put all coding from the rest of the frame into a little text box, and make all coding afterwords of it in raw form, so nobody can see it!
To do so, enter the coding into a comment, section, or anywhere where text can be submitted. Once you hit the submit button, copy all the coding from inside the text box, using 'select all'. Paste the copied coding into a bulletin and submit the bulletin. Everything will look screwy and just scroll down and you'll see the button that's supposed to be where you were supposed to post it! Click that and BAM!
To do so, enter the coding into a comment, section, or anywhere where text can be submitted. Once you hit the submit button, copy all the coding from inside the text box, using 'select all'. Paste the copied coding into a bulletin and submit the bulletin. Everything will look screwy and just scroll down and you'll see the button that's supposed to be where you were supposed to post it! Click that and BAM!
Use <textarea> to:
1) Erase all previous comments
2) Erase sections of your myspace
3) Temporarily lock any forum
4) Show raw coding
1) Erase all previous comments
2) Erase sections of your myspace
3) Temporarily lock any forum
4) Show raw coding
by Smitty Joe March 8, 2006
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