Blind

The disability of one where one can not see visual images happening in the real world.
It's really a good thing we have Braille, you know?

If you can read this, you're probably not blind.

by Smith dux Wurd July 13, 2017

Disphilia

The opposite of a loving or being attracted to someone/something.

John had a disphilia towards anything that was not heterosexual.

John was also a dick.

by Smith dux Wurd December 18, 2017

Donalda Trampas

The female and Mexican counterpart of a shouldn't-be-that-famous US president that makes walls preventing Texan, Arizonan, New Mexican and Californian immigrants from going into Mexico, promising that she will somehow make Americans pay for it all.

Donalda Trampas probably exists, but also will almost surely not be a Mexican president any time soon, so don't worry.

by Smith dux Wurd July 31, 2017

Donald Dictionary

Urban Dictionary’s complete list of Trump definitions, of which you can find individually.

I’m sick of this Donald Dictionary crap as the word of the day 5 days a week.

Can’t there be more original words, and people who let the news figure out the news?

by Smith dux Wurd May 24, 2018

what in the walmart

A phrase used when a person in a store or just someone trashy does something that makes you want to question it.

Customer: "Hey you want to see my gerbils?"
*pulls out gerbils from ass*
Clerk: "What in the Walmart are you doing?"

by Smith dux Wurd December 11, 2018

strawberry smoothie

Another word for va-jay-jay, as heard on "Impractical Jokers."

Joseph: "So, when I get home to my wife, I like to play around with her strawberry smoothie."

by Smith dux Wurd June 18, 2017

Undefinable

Ummm...

Oh, right. Unable to define.

I made it seem like this word was undefinable, for a second there.

by Smith dux Wurd January 10, 2018