Definitions by Smith dux Wurd
Disphilia
Disphilia by Smith dux Wurd December 18, 2017
oopsie
1. (noun) A mistake.
2. (interjection) A term exclaimed whenever someone makes ir is referring to a mistake.
2. (interjection) A term exclaimed whenever someone makes ir is referring to a mistake.
1. Urban Dictionary mods made an oopsie when they put the phrase “Schrödinger’s Text” as both November 8th’s AND 17’s Word-of-the-Day.
2. When my mother’s accidentally stepped on my father’s foot, she proclaimed, “Oopsie!”
2. When my mother’s accidentally stepped on my father’s foot, she proclaimed, “Oopsie!”
oopsie by Smith dux Wurd November 20, 2017
a billion years later
1. An approximated date when all multicellular life forms will die out.
2. An exaggerated statement for how long something may take.
2. An exaggerated statement for how long something may take.
“Hurry up! Is my food ready, a billion years later?”
“A billion years later, we’re all gonna die! Better start making the most of it...”
“Apparently, according to scientific belief, sentient life expires from this solar system supermarket at least a billion years later, and is also when I expect to get my ice cream cone by; assuming my friends can’t be slower than they are, already!”
“A billion years later, we’re all gonna die! Better start making the most of it...”
“Apparently, according to scientific belief, sentient life expires from this solar system supermarket at least a billion years later, and is also when I expect to get my ice cream cone by; assuming my friends can’t be slower than they are, already!”
a billion years later by Smith dux Wurd November 20, 2017
mine the cave
mine the cave by Smith dux Wurd August 19, 2017
total solar eclipse
An event where the moon completely overlaps the sun. Also known as a "blood moon" for turning bright golden red, if seen during night.
Paul: Hey! Did you see the total solar eclipse yesterday?
Ron: Naw man, I missed it. Was too busy watching some dick-tricklers for a couple of hours, I didn't notice it.
Ron: Naw man, I missed it. Was too busy watching some dick-tricklers for a couple of hours, I didn't notice it.
total solar eclipse by Smith dux Wurd August 16, 2017
Mamungkukumparangkuntjungya Hill
The given name of a hill in Australia whose name means "Where the devil urinates Hill" in the local tribal language.
Australian tour guide: "And here we have the infamous Mamungkukumparangkuntjungya Hill, which stands —"
Tourist: I'm sorry, sonny. Did you say "My mom's cucumber-rammed cunt junior?"
Tourist: I'm sorry, sonny. Did you say "My mom's cucumber-rammed cunt junior?"
Mamungkukumparangkuntjungya Hill by Smith dux Wurd August 6, 2017
last tomorrow ago
Jeff tried knocking on the door for hours before he realized,"Wait,... what am I doing? Knocking was so last tomorrow ago!" Then, Jeff grabbed a couch, and slung it at the door.
last tomorrow ago by Smith dux Wurd August 3, 2017