psychode

A portmanteau of the phrases “psycho” and “chode”.

Can be used to describe anyone or anything that is felt as being metaphorically one of both the two words.
“Did you hear Chad tried to bang Melissa the other day?”
“Wow, what a psychode!”

The man was a feeling like a natural-born psychode.

Brian thought his friends were chill, but could be complete psychodes at times.
by Smith dux Wurd February 23, 2018
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International Garlic Day

An international day for celebrating by eating garlic. This appreciation day celebrated in the month of April was, without doubt, was invented by American individuals that later popularized it to keep the vampires away (or such things one could get away with eating garlic for).
Person A: Oh cool, International Garlic Day in 2018 took place on Tuesday, April 17th.
Person B: Aw, shucks though! That means we missed it!
Person A: Oh yeah...crap.
by Smith dux Wurd April 18, 2018
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Virginia Reel

When your wiener gets caught in the zipper of your pants, and there is a struggle to get it off(if you're a male). Don't look at me like it hasn't happened once before.
I saw Harvey the other day at work. Right before he sat down in his cubicle chair, he had the Virginia Reel going on down there.
by Smith dux Wurd July 17, 2017
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total solar eclipse

An event where the moon completely overlaps the sun. Also known as a "blood moon" for turning bright golden red, if seen during night.
Paul: Hey! Did you see the total solar eclipse yesterday?
Ron: Naw man, I missed it. Was too busy watching some dick-tricklers for a couple of hours, I didn't notice it.
by Smith dux Wurd August 16, 2017
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a billion years later

1. An approximated date when all multicellular life forms will die out.

2. An exaggerated statement for how long something may take.
“Hurry up! Is my food ready, a billion years later?”

A billion years later, we’re all gonna die! Better start making the most of it...”

“Apparently, according to scientific belief, sentient life expires from this solar system supermarket at least a billion years later, and is also when I expect to get my ice cream cone by; assuming my friends can’t be slower than they are, already!”
by Smith dux Wurd November 20, 2017
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Donalda Trampas

The female and Mexican counterpart of a shouldn't-be-that-famous US president that makes walls preventing Texan, Arizonan, New Mexican and Californian immigrants from going into Mexico, promising that she will somehow make Americans pay for it all.
Donalda Trampas probably exists, but also will almost surely not be a Mexican president any time soon, so don't worry.
by Smith dux Wurd August 01, 2017
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oopsie

1. (noun) A mistake.
2. (interjection) A term exclaimed whenever someone makes ir is referring to a mistake.
1. Urban Dictionary mods made an oopsie when they put the phrase “Schrödinger’s Text” as both November 8th’s AND 17’s Word-of-the-Day.

2. When my mother’s accidentally stepped on my father’s foot, she proclaimed, “Oopsie!”
by Smith dux Wurd November 20, 2017
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