SmashTheState's definitions

perl clutching

When someone insists on using perl in modern web sites because php is a fad.

Bill is such a perl clutcher he refuses to learn JavaScript.

Bill is perl clutching.

by SmashTheState May 30, 2023

get with alice

to get with alice is to fall down the rabbit hole (often chemically assisted)

that acid helped me get with alice

by SmashTheState November 13, 2023

Terfism

Terfism is when women take it upon themselves to gatekeep femininity. Not to be confused with actual feminism.

Terfism is just misogyny with extra steps

by SmashTheState July 19, 2023

skeletussy

The skeletussy is the pussy or bussy of a deceased person.

Archeologists can’t tell a boy skeletussy from a girl skeletussy because they’re both just bones

by SmashTheState July 26, 2023

Going feral

Dropping out of domesticated society and living off the land, with or without other people.

As soon as I learn to start fire without matches, I’m going feral.

by SmashTheState May 22, 2023

Gender terrorist

An anarchist or marxist who actively uses their gender expression as a protest against the oppression of binary gender.

A cis man using the women’s restroom is a gender terrorist.

by SmashTheState June 29, 2023

gender mania

A manic state created by aligning one’s gender identity and expression.

Wearing a dress gives me gender mania

by SmashTheState July 18, 2023