micropuke

To puke a very small amount

I micropuked like 3 grains of rice last night.

by SmashTheState June 07, 2023

plastic cowboy

a plastic cowboy is a suburban person who larps as a cowboy in really lame ways. thinks driving on a gravel road once a month and listening to their local country music station on occasion makes them a cowboy. probably wears a hat and boots to their indoor job.
Like a bud light cowboy but worse.

post 9/11 "country" music is just acoustic pop for plastic cowboys.

by SmashTheState August 20, 2023

Transplant

An animal that identifies as a plant

All transplants are plants.

by SmashTheState June 30, 2023

stimfuck

When you get high on stims and fuck

My neighbor likes to stimfuck and she’s a screamer

by SmashTheState April 11, 2023

bbc

big bodied cock

i need some bbc

by SmashTheState August 21, 2023

anarcho-autotrophy

Anarcho-autotrophy is the radical synthesis of anarcho-primitivism and anarcho-transhumanism. Anarcho-autotrophs believe that consuming other organisms is unjust and that, since we have the ability to edit the human genome, we must then change ourselves to become autotrophs. This also negate our reliance upon agriculture and even hunting-gathering. As such, anarcho-autotrophy is also anti-civilization.
No, I am not joking.

Anarcho-autotrophy is the most radical form of anarcho-veganism

by SmashTheState June 27, 2023

bud light cowboy

A bud light cowboy is a person who thinks drinking beer and driving a truck makes them country. Typically lives in a a big house off daddy's money. Loves post 9/11 "country" " music".

does that bud light cowboy really think he's country? How cute.

by SmashTheState August 17, 2023