Slumdog's definitions

nice bit of old

An attractive older woman. Age is relative to the speaker's.

You walk down the street and all the young punks whistle at you.
A nice bit of old,
Just goes to show what you can achieve with the right attitude.
- Ray Davies "Don't Forget to Dance"

by slumdog January 27, 2009

Family Law

Divorce Law. The branch of law specializing in dividing families. An oxymoron.

Here at Profitt, Fromyer, and Versity we specialize in Family Law.

So you're all about wrenching families asunder?

I plead the fifth.

by Slumdog January 19, 2009

sea kitten

PETA's fularious campaign to rebrand fish as too cute to eat and proclaim the ethical supremacy of vegans.

"Hooking a sea kitten through the mouth and dragging her through the water is the same as hooking a kitten through the mouth and dragging her behind your car". - PETA campaign organizer

Waiter: Our special today is swordfish with ..
PETA moonbat: I would never eat a sea kitten!
Waiter: Could I interest you in some clams casino?
PETA moonbat: Sea hamsters? Why I never...!!

by Slumdog January 13, 2009

raisin

one who is aged, an old dude

Dawn: Happy 100th birthday!! hehe
You are such a raisin! Such a dinosaur!

by Slumdog January 17, 2009

chipper

someone who smokes a couple cigarettes a week who believe they are not addicted to nicotine

Tina: Obama's a chipper.
Sarah: You mean he uses a little heroin?!
Tina: Nah, he smokes cigarettes occasionally. Which proves he's not Jesus.

by Slumdog January 22, 2009

neologasm

the intensely pleasurable sensations generated by using, hearing or coining a new word or phrase (that doesn't suck). Frequent neologasms have been proven to reduce the biological age of both the speaker and the listener. Neologism + orgasm.

Him: Volunteers submit over 1000 new definitions to Urbandictionary every day. It ain’t fo the money; it’s all about the neologasms.
Her: Oh baby!

by Slumdog January 25, 2009

job blocker

a tattoo visible while wearing business attire, especially a tattoo on the neck

"It’s no wonder that many tattooists themselves refer to them as 'job blockers'. How can you take seriously anyone who has a fire-breathing winged serpent / the names of their three kids in sanskrit / the logo of a football team encircling their neck?" - WalesOnline Jan 13, 2009

by slumdog January 27, 2009