Definitions by SlopNChop

Deep Fuck 

When A guy's penis is super hard and he pounds it into a vagina or anus with a extreme force causing the receiver to scream and moan like hell..

Kiersten : Hey Chad wanna get physical in your office?
Chad : Sure but if I give you a Deep Fuck the whole store will hear us!
Kiersten : Who care's I'm horny !
Chad : Ok lets fuck!
Kiersten : UH! UH! UH! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOh! Oink! Oink !Oink!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Deeper! Deeper! Deeper!
Chad : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Steve : Hey guys what's all the noise do I need to call 911?
Chad : GET THE FUCK OUT YOU MORONE I'm giving Kiersten a Deep Fuck!
Steve : O Wow Can I Watch!
Chad : Close the door and get lost NOW!
Steve : O Ok I'm sorry!
Kiersten : Deep Fuck me again!
Chad : Oh Baby!

Deep Fuck by SlopNChop March 2, 2017

Itch 

When the skin becomes irritated and just A finger can relieve the pain.

Kiersten : Hey Chad could you Itch my breast for me please?
Chad: MMMMMM!
Kiersten : I said Itch honey not bite!
Chad : Sorry they just look so yummy I thought I taste them instead!
Kiersten : Oh Chad you can sure make a girl feel special!
Chad: Now you need to lick my balls and suck my cock cause there's a Itch down there!
Kiersten : Ohh! Yummy for me!

Itch by SlopNChop February 28, 2017

Beautiful Fuck 

When two extremely good looking people have sex together.

Craig : So what are we doing tonight bar hoppin or poker night?
Chad : Sorry dude I'm going to Kiersten's house for a Beautiful Fuck!
Craig : Well aren't you just full of yourself!
Chad : Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful!
Craig : Go Fuck Yourself!
Chad: If I did it would be A Beautiful Fuck!

Beautiful Fuck by SlopNChop February 28, 2017

Shuck N Suck 

When A person's pant's are removed and there private's are sucked

Craig : What's up with all the cummy face's today?
Chad : Oh check this out "Hey Kiersten"
Kiersten : Yes Chad!
Chad : Shuck N Suck
Kiersten : MMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMM!
Chad : AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chad : Thanks Kiersten Now Get Your Ass Back To Work!
Chad : Hey Sara!
Sara : Yes Chad!
Chad : Shuck N Suck
Sara : MMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMM!
Chad : AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chad : Thanks Sara Now Get Your Ass Back To Work!
Steve : Hey Chad Shuck N Suck!
Chad : Hey Steve Get The Fuck Out Of My Face Or You Will Be Fired!!!
Steve : Ok I'm Sorry!
Craig : Wow blowjob's at work nice!
Chad : Hey Craig Shuck N Suck!
Craig Oh no I'm not going there I will not suck your cock!
Chad : Fine then YOUR FIRED pack up your shit and hit the bricks!

Shuck N Suck by SlopNChop February 26, 2017

Sniff 

To burry your face into something and enjoy the a Aroma

Kiersten : Damn Chad all this sex is making me need to take a shit!
Chad : Ok i'll wait! Oh what do we have here!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Mmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmmm! Ohhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Chad What The Fuck!
Chad : Sorry just thought I would Sniff your panties till you got back damn they smell good!
Kiersten : O How cute well I do have a great smellin crotch don't I now!
Chad : You bet so why don't you hop back into bed and let me Sniff it too!
Kiersten : Weeeeee!

Sniff by SlopNChop February 25, 2017

Blowing Chunks 

When the stomach releases large pieces of undigested food through the mouth

Chad : Oh boy lunch time now I can cuddle with my favorite girl!
Kiersten : Oh Chad this is so romantic kiss me!
Steve : Oh Shit! Move Out Of My Way People! UHHHHH! UHHHHHHHHHHH! UHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : You Stupid Fuck! What Is Your Problem!
Steve : Sorry for Blowing Chunks all over you guys!
Chad: God Damn't

Blowing Chunks by SlopNChop February 23, 2017

Dick Cream Cone 

When A huge penis is covered in ice cream dipped in chocolate and sprinkled with nuts!

Kiersten : Wow I hope the Indians win the game looks like they have a strong lead.
Chad : Yeah me too hey isn't that Steve over there I thought I scheduled him to work this weekend?
Kiersten : It looks like he's having a Dick Cream Cone I need to make a video and put it on social media!
Chad : Good idea that will teach him for calling into work sick God he looks like such a faggot!
Kiersten : Hey Steve smile oh and by the way there's a dick in your mouth!
Steve : Oh Shit!
Chad : Hey Steve looks like you got cum all over your face LOL!

Dick Cream Cone by SlopNChop February 22, 2017