by SlopNChop August 11, 2016
Get the fuck musclemug. When the boss of a company designates one person to do all the weekend work so he can relax and enjoy the weekends for himself.
Chad : Steve will you come to my office please!
Steve : Hey bud what's up?
Chad : Guess what your getting a promotion!
Steve : O Wow I hope it includes a raise!
Chad : Not exactly you will be our new Weekend Bitch so I can spend more time with my girlfriend Kiersten!
Steve : Hey that's not fair I won't do it!
Chad : Fine I guess your fired!
Steve: Oh no don't do that I guess I will do it!
Chad : Great now go home and don't forget to come back this weekend and work your ass off!
Steve: Ok no problem boss!
Steve : Hey bud what's up?
Chad : Guess what your getting a promotion!
Steve : O Wow I hope it includes a raise!
Chad : Not exactly you will be our new Weekend Bitch so I can spend more time with my girlfriend Kiersten!
Steve : Hey that's not fair I won't do it!
Chad : Fine I guess your fired!
Steve: Oh no don't do that I guess I will do it!
Chad : Great now go home and don't forget to come back this weekend and work your ass off!
Steve: Ok no problem boss!
by SlopNChop March 29, 2017
Get the Weekend Bitchmug. Chad placed Keirsten on his bed removed her pants ripped off her panties and filled her up like a hostess!
by SlopNChop July 26, 2016
Get the Like A Hostessmug. Chad : So Kiersten what are you doing tonight?
Kiersten: I don't know I thought about doing a Pussy Shave cause Ive been so busy fucking you every night I haven't had a chance to do it in weeks!
Chad : That would be nice your bush has been getting caught in my mouth when I go down on you and almost makes me gag!
Kiersten : Fuck You Asshole!
Chad : Hey there's a thought I can fuck you in the ass while your doing your Pussy Shave!
Kiersten : Fine knock yourself out!
Kiersten: I don't know I thought about doing a Pussy Shave cause Ive been so busy fucking you every night I haven't had a chance to do it in weeks!
Chad : That would be nice your bush has been getting caught in my mouth when I go down on you and almost makes me gag!
Kiersten : Fuck You Asshole!
Chad : Hey there's a thought I can fuck you in the ass while your doing your Pussy Shave!
Kiersten : Fine knock yourself out!
by SlopNChop December 29, 2016
Get the Pussy Shavemug. When a guy is protected 24 7 by either always wearing a condom or always carrying one in his wallet!
Chad : I want some fucky take off your clothes right now!
Kiersten : I would but Kmart's closed and we don't have any condoms sorry!
Chad: No worries I'm 24 Protected let's get fuckin!!
Kiersten : Ohh! Whip out that big cock of your's and stick it in!
Chad: Nice!!!
Kiersten : I would but Kmart's closed and we don't have any condoms sorry!
Chad: No worries I'm 24 Protected let's get fuckin!!
Kiersten : Ohh! Whip out that big cock of your's and stick it in!
Chad: Nice!!!
by SlopNChop December 11, 2016
Get the 24 Protectedmug. Kiersten : Last night me and Jake just lied in bed naked Kissing!
Kaylee : Wow you mean you were naked and all you did was Kiss!
Kiersten : No silly he rubbed my pussy and I stroked his dick while we Kissed!
Kaylee : I'm surprised he didn't at least cum for you!
Kiersten : I did make him cum silly I told you I stroked his dick! DUH!
Kaylee : Wow I wish I had a guy to Kiss and cum for me!
Steve : Hey Kaylee Mmmmm! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kaylee : God Damn't Steve why did you Kiss me and squirt cum all over me?
Steve : Cause you just said you wanted a guy to Kiss and cum all over you! DUH!
Kiersten : Gee Kaylee you really need to watch what you say you silly boo!
Kaylee : Shut The Fuck Up!
Kaylee : Wow you mean you were naked and all you did was Kiss!
Kiersten : No silly he rubbed my pussy and I stroked his dick while we Kissed!
Kaylee : I'm surprised he didn't at least cum for you!
Kiersten : I did make him cum silly I told you I stroked his dick! DUH!
Kaylee : Wow I wish I had a guy to Kiss and cum for me!
Steve : Hey Kaylee Mmmmm! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kaylee : God Damn't Steve why did you Kiss me and squirt cum all over me?
Steve : Cause you just said you wanted a guy to Kiss and cum all over you! DUH!
Kiersten : Gee Kaylee you really need to watch what you say you silly boo!
Kaylee : Shut The Fuck Up!
by SlopNChop April 21, 2018
Get the Kissmug. Kiersten : You want to fuck my tight pussy don't you Chad?
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kiersten : Harder! Harder! Harder!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten: Uhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhhh! Now Cum All Over Me!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : MMMMM! Yummy! Good Boy!
Chad : Fuck Yeah!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kiersten : Harder! Harder! Harder!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten: Uhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhhh! Now Cum All Over Me!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : MMMMM! Yummy! Good Boy!
Chad : Fuck Yeah!
by SlopNChop March 30, 2017
Get the Fuck Yeahmug.