Lydia : Good morning Chad last night was amazing thanks for letting me sleep in your bed! (wink)
Chad : No problem sis my wife don't mind sleeping on the couch!
Lydia : Mmm! Looks like you got some Morning Wood!
Chad : Yeah I guess I do we should not waste it!
Lydia : Does Chad want a blowjob?
Chad : Uh Yeah DUH!
Lydia : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Chad : Damn Lydia you sure know how to suck! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Chad's Mom : Hey Chad time for breakfast OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN!
Chad : Get lost bitch Lydia is taking care of my Morning Wood!
Chad : Mmm! Now time for some sasuage in your ass!
Lydia : Mmm! Breakfast in bed!
Chad : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Lydia : Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Snort! Snort! Snort!
Chad's Mom : OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad's Dad : Honey do I hear pig's OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN! (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : Hey guy's check it out ive got Morning Wood! (wink)
Chad's Mom : O Wow it's so BIG!
Chad's Dad : Damn't Honey quit staring at that guy's Wood!
Chad : No problem sis my wife don't mind sleeping on the couch!
Lydia : Mmm! Looks like you got some Morning Wood!
Chad : Yeah I guess I do we should not waste it!
Lydia : Does Chad want a blowjob?
Chad : Uh Yeah DUH!
Lydia : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Chad : Damn Lydia you sure know how to suck! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Chad's Mom : Hey Chad time for breakfast OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN!
Chad : Get lost bitch Lydia is taking care of my Morning Wood!
Chad : Mmm! Now time for some sasuage in your ass!
Lydia : Mmm! Breakfast in bed!
Chad : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Lydia : Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Snort! Snort! Snort!
Chad's Mom : OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad's Dad : Honey do I hear pig's OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN! (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : Hey guy's check it out ive got Morning Wood! (wink)
Chad's Mom : O Wow it's so BIG!
Chad's Dad : Damn't Honey quit staring at that guy's Wood!
by SlopNChop December 03, 2018
Chad : Damn girl everytime I go down on you I cut my lip you need to do somethin about all that Stubble down there umkay!
Kiersten : Fuck you all I ever do is spread my legs for you and all you ever do is complain!
Chad : Hey if you wanna keep fuckin my big healthy horse you will take care of that Stubble!
Kiersten : Go Fuck Yourself!
Kiersten : Fuck you all I ever do is spread my legs for you and all you ever do is complain!
Chad : Hey if you wanna keep fuckin my big healthy horse you will take care of that Stubble!
Kiersten : Go Fuck Yourself!
by SlopNChop January 26, 2017
Jake : Wow there is nothing on tv tonight I'm so bored!
Kiersten : Well how about I tickle your balls, tug & squeeze your dick slobber all over it then you can stick it in my pussy & anus and fill me up with your warm sticky love goo!
Jake : O God Damn!
Kiersten : Oh yes you will score a Grand Slam now drop your drawers big boy!
Jake : Woooo! Play Ball!
Kiersten : Well how about I tickle your balls, tug & squeeze your dick slobber all over it then you can stick it in my pussy & anus and fill me up with your warm sticky love goo!
Jake : O God Damn!
Kiersten : Oh yes you will score a Grand Slam now drop your drawers big boy!
Jake : Woooo! Play Ball!
by SlopNChop December 10, 2017
Craig : So are we goin to party hard tonight?
Chad : You bet Sinco de drinko at Kiersten's place!
Craig : Hell yeah we are going to get so fucked up!
Chad : Yeah I can't wait to pound some pussy all her friends are going to be there too!
Craig : Sinco de drinko WHOOOOO!
Chad : You bet Sinco de drinko at Kiersten's place!
Craig : Hell yeah we are going to get so fucked up!
Chad : Yeah I can't wait to pound some pussy all her friends are going to be there too!
Craig : Sinco de drinko WHOOOOO!
by SlopNChop May 05, 2017
Kiersten : Hey Chad wanna come to my place during lunch hour and motorboat my soft puffy breast's?
Chad: Sorry Jim want's me to go to join him at the park and Pontoon him!
Kiersten : Ok that's fuckin gross why would you want to do that?
Chad : Hey he's my boss and I have to do what he say's besides I usually kiss his ass all day long anyway what's the difference!
Kiersten: True you must do what he say's by the way are you gay?
Chad: NO!!! but I am bi curious!
Kiersten : Well at least you still like girls!
Chad : For sure!
Chad: Sorry Jim want's me to go to join him at the park and Pontoon him!
Kiersten : Ok that's fuckin gross why would you want to do that?
Chad : Hey he's my boss and I have to do what he say's besides I usually kiss his ass all day long anyway what's the difference!
Kiersten: True you must do what he say's by the way are you gay?
Chad: NO!!! but I am bi curious!
Kiersten : Well at least you still like girls!
Chad : For sure!
by SlopNChop February 20, 2017
Chad like's to Kiss Kiersten's beautiful face and lick her tight pussy lips!
Chad was buying some towels at Kohl's when he ran into Jim next thing you know they shared a Kiss!
Chad likes to Kiss his boss Jim's ass at work and fuck it in his bedroom!
Chad was buying some towels at Kohl's when he ran into Jim next thing you know they shared a Kiss!
Chad likes to Kiss his boss Jim's ass at work and fuck it in his bedroom!
by SlopNChop December 30, 2016
Chad : Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Damn Riley your so sexy I love kissing you!
Riley : Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Oh Chad are you going to cum for me Huh! Huh!
Chad : Oh Yeah! My dick's so hard! (pop)
Riley : Did you just Fart?
Chad : Yeah but it was just a mini Fart! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! (splat)
Riley : Ok that was no mini Fart! Oh god damn that smells bad GO TO THE BATHROOM!
Chad : Don't worry about It baby im about to cum Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahh (splatttt) Oops!
Riley : YOU BASTARD! YOU JUST SHIT ALL OVER MY SHEETS AND LEGS! GOD DAMN'T THE HELL!
Chad : Who cares it's just shit! Oh baby Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!
Riley : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED YOU SMELLY ASSHOLE! NOW!!!!
Chad : FINE! (sniff) (sniff) AHHHHHh! AHHHHHHH! (wipe)
Riley : Did you just sniff my panties cum on them and wipe your ass with them?
Chad : Uh Yeah did you really expect me to leave without some pleasure! (splat) Take that BITCH!
Riley : OH FUCK! Not another Fart HELP SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!
Chad : (splat) (splat) (splat)
Riley : GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!
Riley : Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Oh Chad are you going to cum for me Huh! Huh!
Chad : Oh Yeah! My dick's so hard! (pop)
Riley : Did you just Fart?
Chad : Yeah but it was just a mini Fart! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! (splat)
Riley : Ok that was no mini Fart! Oh god damn that smells bad GO TO THE BATHROOM!
Chad : Don't worry about It baby im about to cum Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahh (splatttt) Oops!
Riley : YOU BASTARD! YOU JUST SHIT ALL OVER MY SHEETS AND LEGS! GOD DAMN'T THE HELL!
Chad : Who cares it's just shit! Oh baby Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!
Riley : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED YOU SMELLY ASSHOLE! NOW!!!!
Chad : FINE! (sniff) (sniff) AHHHHHh! AHHHHHHH! (wipe)
Riley : Did you just sniff my panties cum on them and wipe your ass with them?
Chad : Uh Yeah did you really expect me to leave without some pleasure! (splat) Take that BITCH!
Riley : OH FUCK! Not another Fart HELP SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!
Chad : (splat) (splat) (splat)
Riley : GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!
by SlopNChop January 10, 2019