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As Chad fired Cum Shots into Kiersten's soft little pussy he felt like a soldier going into battle!
Kiersten smiled and opened wide as Chad fired Cum Shot's into her mouth!
Chad ripped off Kiersten's panties and fired Cum Shot's into her anus!
Kiersten smiled and opened wide as Chad fired Cum Shot's into her mouth!
Chad ripped off Kiersten's panties and fired Cum Shot's into her anus!
by SlopNChop December 17, 2016
Get the cum shots mug.Chad : So I guess I will stop by your apartment after work and fuck you like usual?
Kiersten I thought maybe I could come to your house since you have that big King Size Bed and all I have is that small little double bed?
Chad : Well I guess it would be alright since it's Wednesday and the wifey and brats will be at church!
Kiersten : And we can fuck without getting cramps and fallin on the floor!
Chad : Baby it doesn't matter where we fuck just as long as I can stick my cock in your pussy I'm happy!
Kiersten: Oh Chad your such a sweetheart!
Kiersten I thought maybe I could come to your house since you have that big King Size Bed and all I have is that small little double bed?
Chad : Well I guess it would be alright since it's Wednesday and the wifey and brats will be at church!
Kiersten : And we can fuck without getting cramps and fallin on the floor!
Chad : Baby it doesn't matter where we fuck just as long as I can stick my cock in your pussy I'm happy!
Kiersten: Oh Chad your such a sweetheart!
by SlopNChop February 8, 2017
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Kaylee : Don't you just love it when Chad wears Old Spice to work!
Kiersten : Not really I prefer Jake cause he wears Axe!
Kaylee : Yeah I see where your coming from Jake makes Chad smell like A outhouse!
Kiersten : And Jake has a bigger cock as well!
Kaylee : WOW!!!
Kiersten : Not really I prefer Jake cause he wears Axe!
Kaylee : Yeah I see where your coming from Jake makes Chad smell like A outhouse!
Kiersten : And Jake has a bigger cock as well!
Kaylee : WOW!!!
by SlopNChop May 17, 2017
Get the Old Spice mug.Chad : Thanks for having me over to dinner Jillian Steve's cooking gives me the shits.
Jillian : No problem ill be right back to start cooking.
Chad : O Wow! Do you always parade around the house naked!
Jillian : No not usually but it's Naked November silly!
Chad : Oh yeah I totally forgot I should get naked too, wow you have really cute tits.
Jillian : Thanks my boyfiend like to suck on them and wow you have a really big cock.
Chad : Thanks all the girls like to suck it, wow your shaved pussy looks so smooth.
Jillian : Thanks my boyfriend like to shave it it turns him on.
Chad : I bet it does so where is your boyfriend anyway?
Jillian : Oh he's in Texas on business for the whole month of November.
Chad : Gee what a shame he dosen't get to enjoy Naked November.
Jillian : Yeah I really miss his tit sucks, pussy shave's, and all night dick poundings!
Chad : Yeah Naked November is just not the same without an all night dick pound is it.
Jillian : So are you gonna fuck the shit out of me or what!
Chad : Mmmm God Bless Naked November!
Jillian : No problem ill be right back to start cooking.
Chad : O Wow! Do you always parade around the house naked!
Jillian : No not usually but it's Naked November silly!
Chad : Oh yeah I totally forgot I should get naked too, wow you have really cute tits.
Jillian : Thanks my boyfiend like to suck on them and wow you have a really big cock.
Chad : Thanks all the girls like to suck it, wow your shaved pussy looks so smooth.
Jillian : Thanks my boyfriend like to shave it it turns him on.
Chad : I bet it does so where is your boyfriend anyway?
Jillian : Oh he's in Texas on business for the whole month of November.
Chad : Gee what a shame he dosen't get to enjoy Naked November.
Jillian : Yeah I really miss his tit sucks, pussy shave's, and all night dick poundings!
Chad : Yeah Naked November is just not the same without an all night dick pound is it.
Jillian : So are you gonna fuck the shit out of me or what!
Chad : Mmmm God Bless Naked November!
by SlopNChop November 23, 2020
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Kaylee : So girl where did you and Jake go for lunch?
Kiersten : Just went to the gas station we shared a sandwich and Polar Pop!
Kaylee : How romantic!
Kiersten : I know and by sharing A drink we also shared slobber too it was like kissing of course we did that as well.
Steve: Hey Kiersten want some of my Polar Pop it's Dr Pepper!
Kiersten : Uh gross I don't want your slobber in my mouth!
Steve : How bout my Dick!
Kaylee : Fuck off Steve before I make you wear that Polar Pop!
Kiersten : Just went to the gas station we shared a sandwich and Polar Pop!
Kaylee : How romantic!
Kiersten : I know and by sharing A drink we also shared slobber too it was like kissing of course we did that as well.
Steve: Hey Kiersten want some of my Polar Pop it's Dr Pepper!
Kiersten : Uh gross I don't want your slobber in my mouth!
Steve : How bout my Dick!
Kaylee : Fuck off Steve before I make you wear that Polar Pop!
by SlopNChop July 18, 2017
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Get the Fuxedo mug.Kiersten : OOOO! Come on baby make me cum!
Jake : Ahh!
Kiersten : Oh O God Damn! Why do guys always have to fart in my bed when I'm tryin to have an orgasm?
Jake : Just how many guys have actually been in your bed?
Kiersten : O how sweet you thought I was a Virgin when we met WRONG!
Jake : Well ive fucked more girls than most porn stars have!
Kiersten : Well why don't you go fart in there bed and get the fuck out of mine!
Jake : Fine I'm going to Maddison's she's a Virgin!
Kiersten : Don't bother she's a lesbian!
Jake : Yeah right she's hotter than you!
Kiersten : I already slept with her and she didn't fart in my bed!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Really that made you cum! GET THE FUCK OUT!
Jake : Ahh!
Kiersten : Oh O God Damn! Why do guys always have to fart in my bed when I'm tryin to have an orgasm?
Jake : Just how many guys have actually been in your bed?
Kiersten : O how sweet you thought I was a Virgin when we met WRONG!
Jake : Well ive fucked more girls than most porn stars have!
Kiersten : Well why don't you go fart in there bed and get the fuck out of mine!
Jake : Fine I'm going to Maddison's she's a Virgin!
Kiersten : Don't bother she's a lesbian!
Jake : Yeah right she's hotter than you!
Kiersten : I already slept with her and she didn't fart in my bed!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Really that made you cum! GET THE FUCK OUT!
by SlopNChop September 19, 2017
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