Healthy One

When A large amount of poop is released from the body and the person has a refreshing feeling afterwards

Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! That's it baby cum for me!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhh! O Crap!
Kiersten : Oh Baby What's Wrong?
Jake : I need to poop!
Kiersten : God Damn't Hurry Up!
Jake : Ahhhh! That was A Healthy One!
Kiersten : Gee thanks for sharing I hope you flushed?
Jake : Nope I want you to see my masterpiece for yourself!
Kiersten : You Mother Fucker go flush the damn toilet or no more sex tonight!
Jake : Fine i'll just take a picture of my Healthy One!
Kiersten : Put my phone down You Piece Of Shit!
Jake : Oops I dropped it in my poo!
Kiersten : YOU FUCKER!!!

by SlopNChop November 21, 2017

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Vitamin C

What A guy who's name starts with a C calls his cum.

Chad : Hey Kiersten how about I stop by you apartment after work and I fill you up with some Vitamin C!
Kiersten : No thanks Jake is coming by for some Tickle Time!
Chad: : But my balls are full of cum and my dicks hard!
Kiersten : Well looks like your jacking off tonight!
Chad : Yeah Right I'm going to Jim's he likes my Vitamin C in his ass!
Kiersten : GAY!!!

by SlopNChop May 17, 2017

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Sasuage

Another name for a penis cock dick or pecker

Claudia : O wow I was working out with Chad yesterday and his Sasuage was buldging through his shorts!
Kiersten : Yes he does have some nice Sasuage did you know it was 14 inches long I should know as many times as I sucked it!
Claudia : Yeah I know he let me massage it and suck it right there in the gym!
Kiersten : Yeah but I bet he didn't stick it in your tight pussy and make you moan!
Claudia : Actually he did and he fucked me in the ass too!
Kiersten : Well I bet he didn't tie you up and make you squeal like a pig with his Sasuage inside your body for like an hour!
Claudia : No that sounds retarded!
Kiersten : Ha Ha I win!
Claudia : Grow Up!

by SlopNChop April 06, 2017

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Weekend

Two days at the end of a week when nobody works and if they do it's usually a second job or an asshole boss who takes advantage of you.

Steve : Hello
Chad : Hey Steve I noticed when I was leaving work yesterday there was a lot of pee cake and poop stains in the bathrooms & it smells like an out house in our breakroom clean them up real good this Weekend.
Steve : Oh would it be ok if I eat the pee cake I just love the taste of pee?
Chad : Sure knock yourself out and if you want grab a spoon and eat some shit too!
Steve : Really pee cake & shit turds I'm so lucky it's gonna be A great Weekend!
Chad : Well I better let you get to work me and the wifey are on our way to the beach!
Chad's Wife : What kind of fuckin idiots do you have working for you?
Chad : Hey it's so hard to find A good Weekend bitch when you find an idiot you make them happy!
Chad's Wife : True Weekend help is so hard to find!

by SlopNChop September 16, 2017

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Girl On Girl

When two naked girls kiss rub each other's pussy's sissor and stick dildo's in each other.

Chad's Wife : I cannot believe that Chad would cheat on me I thought we were in love!
Kiersten : Yeah he is an asshole for the most part so would you like to pay him back with some Girl On Girl before he get's home?
Chad's Wife : Sure I haven't had any pleasure for quite some time!
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Chad's Wife : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Kiersten : Oh hi Chad I was just pleasuring your wife!
Chad : What The Fuck!
Chad's Wife : Yeah paybacks are a bitch!
Chad : Oh no ive been wanting a 3 way for quite some time just give me a second to get naked!
Kiersten : Sorry Chad not this time it's just Girl On Girl you can't join in silly!
Chad : But I can watch! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

by SlopNChop February 10, 2017

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