SlopNChop's definitions

PDA

Public Display of Affection when two people show there love for each other in public places such as work, retail stores, sidewalks, gas stations, etc.

Jake : Ohh La La!
Kiersten : Oh Jake! (LoL)
Kaylee : What the hell?
Kiersten : Oh Jake loves to stick his hands in my pant's and tickle my pussy!
Kaylee : Well excuse me but sticking your hands in a girls pant's and fingering her just seems inappropriate to me!
Kiersten : It's called PDA Kaylee!
Steve : Oh Steve! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ohhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kaylee : What the fuck's your problem!
Steve : I like to squeeze my penis and make myself cum!
Kaylee : You need help!
Steve : It's called PDA Kaylee!
Kaylee : No it's called retarded!
Chad : Oh Abi!!! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!

Abi : Uhhh! Uhhh! Uhhh! Uhhh! Cock! Cock! Cock! Cock!
Kaylee : Get A Fucking Room!
Chad : It's called PDA Kaylee!
Kaylee : No it's just down right disgusting!

by SlopNChop August 16, 2018

Blossom

When a young girl becomes a women develops breast's grow's hair longer firms up her butt and start's her period.

Craig : Wow that Kiersten is so damn hot just how do you get to fuck that?
Chad : Well ive known her for quite some time see I used to fuck her mom so I got to watch Kiersten Blossom into the hot young babe she is today.
Craig : So you was just fucking her mom until Kiersten got old enough to fuck?
Chad: You bet but damn her mom was amazing in bed as well!
Craig : So is her mom still single?
Chad : No cause I still fuck her when Kiersten is on her period!
Craig : Nice!

by SlopNChop February 12, 2017

Tastes Like Chicken

The yummy juicy flavor of a woman's pussy

Jake : Mmmmm! La! La! La! Mmmmm!
Kiersten : Oh Baby! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhh!
Jake: Ahh! Ahhh! Ahhhh! Oh La! La!
Kiersten : Ohh you like that baby don't you? You like my pussy? Don't You? Don't You?
Jake : Mmmmmm! Tastes Like Chicken!

by SlopNChop April 20, 2018

Bed Bounce

When vigorous sexual activity occurs in a bed

Andy : So this is your Bedroom wow if only these walls could talk!
Kiersten : Yeah I go through a different mattress about every 6 month's!
Andy : So do you wanna make that Bed Bounce or what?
Kiersten : I thought you'd never ask!
Andy: Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten: Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Jesus Christ! AHHHHHHHH! OOOOOOOOO!
Andy : Oh my god the Bed's Bouncing now!
Kiersten : Don't stop keep cumming!
Andy : AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : O Andy marinade me!
Andy : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : MMMMMM! You forgot my pussy!
Andy : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : And my legs!
Andy : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Don't forget my tummy!
Andy: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Wow your dick is so strong and you can really pack the cum!
Andy : Yeah girls like it when I pound and season them!

by SlopNChop September 7, 2017

Undie Rub

When two people rub there privates together while wearing there underwear.

Chad : How bout you ride Chad's cock after work babe!
Kiersten : Sorry I'm on my period I would rather avoid the mess!
Chad : But I need to clean the pipes I guess i'll jack off tonight!
Kiersten : Hey how about A Undie Rub I know that would make you cum?
Chad : Sure i'll bring some extra underwear!

by SlopNChop March 24, 2017

Sexual Intercourse

When the penis is injected into a vagina and pleasure occurs between two people results usually include std's & reproduction!

Chad enjoy's having Sexual Intercouse in Kiersten's bed but hates it when he get's her pregnant!

Chad has herpes but that don't stop him from having Sexual Intercourse with Kiersten!

Chad's wife rarely has Sexual Intercourse cause he's usually busy in bed with his girlfriend Kiersten!

by SlopNChop January 8, 2017

Raise

When a person's pay/salary is increased due to job performance or company loyalty.

Chad : Damn Abi your hair is so long and soft! Ahhhh!
Abi : Cock!
Chad : Great idea I should rub my cock all over you hair! Ahhhh!
Abi : Suck Cock?
Chad : Great idea you should suck my cock!
Abi : Mmmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmmm!
Chad : Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!
Abi : Fuck Cock?
Chad : Great idea you should fuck my cock!
Abi : Uhhh! Uhhh! Uhhhh! Uhhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Steve : Hey Chad! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
Chad : God damn't Steve im trying to fuck Abi!
Abi : 2 Cock's?
Chad : Great idea we should double fuck you!
Abi : Uhhhhh! Uhhhhh! Uhhhhh! COCK! COCK! COCK!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Kaylee : Hey Chad! OH MY GOD!
Chad : GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!!!!
Kiresten : So did you ask Chad if we could have a Raise?
Kaylee : Well no but im pretty sure Abi will be getting a Raise real soon!
Kiersten : That Bitch! What does she have that we don't have?
Kaylee : Well Chad's cock in her for one!
Kiersten : Oh Great we have to give him a Raise to get a Raise!

by SlopNChop August 15, 2018