Kiersten : Wow Jake your pant's have a big buldge in them!
Jake : Yeah it happened when you bent over and I saw your pussy lips!
Kiersten : Well I didn't have any clean panties to wear this morning!
Jake : Well that just makes it eaiser for me to get in a Quickie!
Kiersten : Oh Baby! Slide your big cock in me!
Jake : Yeah it happened when you bent over and I saw your pussy lips!
Kiersten : Well I didn't have any clean panties to wear this morning!
Jake : Well that just makes it eaiser for me to get in a Quickie!
Kiersten : Oh Baby! Slide your big cock in me!
by SlopNChop November 05, 2017
Craig : Wow can't believe it's prom season seems like we just went ourselves!
Chad : Yeah what A night I remember having a threesome with Jenny & Marissa!
Craig : Didn't Marissa have A baby 9 months later?
Chad : Uh yeah but it wasn't mine!
Craig : But you were the only guy and she was a Virgin who's was it then?
Chad : I would say Jim's since he was holdin the camera and jacking off!
Craig : Yeah Right his sperm just flew across the room and landed in her pussy!
Chad : Seriously It was in our hair all over the girls pussy's and my dick the floor and walls were covered too!
Craig : Chad shut the fuck up!
Chad : Dam I bet hotel service had fun cleaning up that sticky mess!
Chad : Yeah what A night I remember having a threesome with Jenny & Marissa!
Craig : Didn't Marissa have A baby 9 months later?
Chad : Uh yeah but it wasn't mine!
Craig : But you were the only guy and she was a Virgin who's was it then?
Chad : I would say Jim's since he was holdin the camera and jacking off!
Craig : Yeah Right his sperm just flew across the room and landed in her pussy!
Chad : Seriously It was in our hair all over the girls pussy's and my dick the floor and walls were covered too!
Craig : Chad shut the fuck up!
Chad : Dam I bet hotel service had fun cleaning up that sticky mess!
by SlopNChop May 05, 2017
Kiersten : OOOO! Come on baby make me cum!
Jake : Ahh!
Kiersten : Oh O God Damn! Why do guys always have to fart in my bed when I'm tryin to have an orgasm?
Jake : Just how many guys have actually been in your bed?
Kiersten : O how sweet you thought I was a Virgin when we met WRONG!
Jake : Well ive fucked more girls than most porn stars have!
Kiersten : Well why don't you go fart in there bed and get the fuck out of mine!
Jake : Fine I'm going to Maddison's she's a Virgin!
Kiersten : Don't bother she's a lesbian!
Jake : Yeah right she's hotter than you!
Kiersten : I already slept with her and she didn't fart in my bed!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Really that made you cum! GET THE FUCK OUT!
Jake : Ahh!
Kiersten : Oh O God Damn! Why do guys always have to fart in my bed when I'm tryin to have an orgasm?
Jake : Just how many guys have actually been in your bed?
Kiersten : O how sweet you thought I was a Virgin when we met WRONG!
Jake : Well ive fucked more girls than most porn stars have!
Kiersten : Well why don't you go fart in there bed and get the fuck out of mine!
Jake : Fine I'm going to Maddison's she's a Virgin!
Kiersten : Don't bother she's a lesbian!
Jake : Yeah right she's hotter than you!
Kiersten : I already slept with her and she didn't fart in my bed!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Really that made you cum! GET THE FUCK OUT!
by SlopNChop September 11, 2017
Jake : Damn check out the Creampie Selfie Chad just sent me!
Craig : Damn that's a nice pussy wonder who's it is?
Steve : It's Michelle's he was going to fuck her all weekend thank god I got the Creampie selfie too! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Jake : Nice!
Craig : Nice!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Jake : Quit crying you fucking baby!
Craig : Hey Jake can you send me a Creampie Selfie after you fuck Kiersten tonight?
Jake : Sure as long as you send me A Creampie Selfie after you fuck Jenna tonight!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Craig : Oh quit crying you fucking baby!
Jake : Poor baby no pussy for Mark guess he can't send us A Creampie Selfie!
Craig : Damn that's a nice pussy wonder who's it is?
Steve : It's Michelle's he was going to fuck her all weekend thank god I got the Creampie selfie too! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Jake : Nice!
Craig : Nice!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Jake : Quit crying you fucking baby!
Craig : Hey Jake can you send me a Creampie Selfie after you fuck Kiersten tonight?
Jake : Sure as long as you send me A Creampie Selfie after you fuck Jenna tonight!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Craig : Oh quit crying you fucking baby!
Jake : Poor baby no pussy for Mark guess he can't send us A Creampie Selfie!
by SlopNChop November 13, 2018
Chad: I'm horny and want some fucky wannna get a room?
Kiersten : Why waste the money when there's Kmart over there!
Chad : Nice!
Kiersten : Why waste the money when there's Kmart over there!
Chad : Nice!
by SlopNChop October 21, 2016
Jake : Wow Kiersten your legs are so smooth and your pussy is so soft and tight!
Kiersten : Oh Jake your making me tingle!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : What the fuck was that?
Chad : Sorry I tend to ejaculate when I see you tingle!
Kiersten : Uh Jake maybe you shouldnt Finger me in the break room anymore!
Jake : Ok I'll just do it in the back seat of your car!
Kiersten : Yeah and we can also fuck there too without perves watching us!
Chad : God Damn't I wanna Finger and Fuck too!
Kiersten : Oh Jake your making me tingle!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : What the fuck was that?
Chad : Sorry I tend to ejaculate when I see you tingle!
Kiersten : Uh Jake maybe you shouldnt Finger me in the break room anymore!
Jake : Ok I'll just do it in the back seat of your car!
Kiersten : Yeah and we can also fuck there too without perves watching us!
Chad : God Damn't I wanna Finger and Fuck too!
by SlopNChop July 16, 2017
Chad : Damn girl everytime I go down on you I cut my lip you need to do somethin about all that Stubble down there umkay!
Kiersten : Fuck you all I ever do is spread my legs for you and all you ever do is complain!
Chad : Hey if you wanna keep fuckin my big healthy horse you will take care of that Stubble!
Kiersten : Go Fuck Yourself!
Kiersten : Fuck you all I ever do is spread my legs for you and all you ever do is complain!
Chad : Hey if you wanna keep fuckin my big healthy horse you will take care of that Stubble!
Kiersten : Go Fuck Yourself!
by SlopNChop January 26, 2017