Definitions by SlopNChop

Pee

To drain urine out of the penis or vagina afterwords a feeling of refreshment occurs

Claudia : Did you and Chad have a nice fuck last night?
Kiersten : It was ok!
Claudia : Just Ok?
Kiersten : Well while chad was poundin my tight pussy he had to Pee and did not pull out so my pussy turned to a river of urine!
Claudia : Uhh I bet the bed was all wet and smelly too!
Kiersten : Yeah I had to wash the sheets this morning and shampoo the carpet!
Claudia : I really hate Pee!
Kiersten Me too!

Pee by SlopNChop April 5, 2017

Pump Fuck 

When a hand applies force to the penis to create pleasure

Kiersten: Oh Chad I could Pump Fuck you for hours
Chad : Damn I need to take A Leak!
Kiersten : Ok baby ill wait!
Chad: AHHHH! AHHHH! AHHHH!
Kiersten : What the fuck really in my bed and all over me!
Chad: You said you would Pump Fuck Me for hours I didn't want to miss out!
Kiersten : You could have went to the bathroom and then came back!
Chad : I should probally go since the bed is all wet and smelly!
Kiersten : You fuckin asshole!

Pump Fuck by SlopNChop April 4, 2017

Fuck Yeah 

What someone shout's after they have accomplished something amazing!

Kiersten : You want to fuck my tight pussy don't you Chad?
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kiersten : Harder! Harder! Harder!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten: Uhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhhh! Now Cum All Over Me!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : MMMMM! Yummy! Good Boy!
Chad : Fuck Yeah!

Fuck Yeah by SlopNChop March 30, 2017

Weekend Bitch 

When the boss of a company designates one person to do all the weekend work so he can relax and enjoy the weekends for himself.

Chad : Steve will you come to my office please!
Steve : Hey bud what's up?
Chad : Guess what your getting a promotion!
Steve : O Wow I hope it includes a raise!
Chad : Not exactly you will be our new Weekend Bitch so I can spend more time with my girlfriend Kiersten!
Steve : Hey that's not fair I won't do it!
Chad : Fine I guess your fired!
Steve: Oh no don't do that I guess I will do it!
Chad : Great now go home and don't forget to come back this weekend and work your ass off!
Steve: Ok no problem boss!

Weekend Bitch by SlopNChop March 29, 2017

Undie Rub 

When two people rub there privates together while wearing there underwear.

Chad : How bout you ride Chad's cock after work babe!
Kiersten : Sorry I'm on my period I would rather avoid the mess!
Chad : But I need to clean the pipes I guess i'll jack off tonight!
Kiersten : Hey how about A Undie Rub I know that would make you cum?
Chad : Sure i'll bring some extra underwear!

Undie Rub by SlopNChop March 24, 2017

Turd 

A pasty waste shaped like a log and released from the anus that usually creates a horrific smell

Chad : Oh Kiersten I could sit here with you and caress you body for hours.
Kiersten : Thanks Chad by the way did you Shit Your Pants?
Chad: Uh no it was probally Steve!
Kiersten : Why would Steve be in my apartment on a Friday night while we were cuddling?
Chad : Well you know how strong his Turds are the smell can linger for miles!
Kiersten : True that is so true about Steve!

Turd by SlopNChop March 22, 2017

Loogie 

A wad of spit and snot combined together that can be considered gross to most people

Kiersten : Hey Chad will you put some lube on my pussy before you fuck me please!
Chad : Sorry I forgot the lube look's like a rough night!
Kiersten : Ok then just use some spit that will soften it up!
Kiersten : I said spit honey not a Loogie!
Chad : Oh wow when I squeeze your pussy lips together the snot runs out the end!
Kiersten : Ew Gross! Just Fuck Me Already!
Chad : Sorry I'm not in the mood besides I don't want to stick my dick in snot!
Kiersten : You Asshole!
Chad : But I will stick it in you ass!
Kiersten : Fine!

Loogie by SlopNChop March 20, 2017