SlopNChop's definitions

Big One

A massive fart released from the anus that may cause nauseousness.

Chad ripped a Big One in Kiersten's face while she was giving him his morning blow!

by SlopNChop November 26, 2016

Shit Kicker

A pair of flat sole leather boots wore mostly by hicks farmers and construction workers.

Kiersten : Last night was so amazing Jake came to my place and fucked the silly out of me while he was wearing his Shit Kickers!
Kaylee : Wow your so lucky!
Kiersten : I know he was still sweaty from work and he left mud all over my bed!
Kaylee : Wish my man wore Shit Kickers!
Kiersten : I would not fuck one without them!

by SlopNChop June 27, 2017

Yummy Girl

A young petite girl with soft breasts long silky hair toned body tanned skin and a round butterfly face.

Kiersten : Oh Chad I'm cold please cuddle me and rub me down!
Chad : Wow have you seen Jennifer the new Yummy Girl at work damn she is fine!
Kiersten : WELL WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO FUCK HER AND GET IT OVER WITH!
Chad : OK!!!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Jennifer : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Chad : Damn your so yummy!
Kiersten: FUCK YOU BOTH!

by SlopNChop December 13, 2016

Leggings

Skin tight pants that show off a girls curves and create boners.

Chad can usually be found in the supply room jacking off when Keirsten wears leggings to work.

by SlopNChop September 19, 2016

Fart

A smelly gas released from the anus caused by certain food that don't agree with the tummy

Kaylee : Hey girl why are you so happy this afternoon?
Kiersten : While I was giving Jake his lunchtime blowjob he ripped a Fart in my face!
Kaylee : And that makes you happy?
Kiersten : It sure does there aint nothing like smelling Farts from the man of your dreams!
Steve: Hey Kiersten (RIPPPPPP) (RIPPPPPP) AHHHHHH!
Kiersten : O GOD DAMN! I think I'm gonna be sick UH! UH! UH! UH!
Steve : I had egg salad and baked beans for lunch!
Kiersten : GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME! Someone call 911 I can't breathe!
Kaylee : Well I guess Steve is not the man of your dreams!

by SlopNChop August 19, 2017

Breast's

Soft puffy bags found on a woman's chest that come in a wide variety of shapes and sizes

Chad : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Michelle : Oh Chad I could kiss you all night!
Chad : Mmmm! I love kissing your neck cause I get to smell your hair!
Michelle : Oh Chad I like to use a strawberry conditioner!
Chad's Wife : Hey Chad sorry im late traffic was a bitch! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Chad : Kissing Michelle! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Chad's Wife : STOP IT! STOP IT NOW!
Chad : No Michelle wait I want to kiss your Breast's! Mmmm! Mmmm! LA! LA! LA! LA!
Chad's Wife : Why don't you ever kiss my Breast's? (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : Probably cause you don't have any! (LOL)
Chad : Yeah why don't you go grow some Breast's and leave us alone! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Michelle : Oh Chad I love when you fondle my Breast's
Chad's Wife : Why don't you ever fondle my Breast's? (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : I SAID GET LOST BITCH!
Chad's Wife : (sniff) (sniff)

by SlopNChop November 19, 2018

Fuck

When a penis is injected into a pussy or anus and vigorous pounding occurs

Kiersten : Oh Jake! I just love when you sneak up behind me and kiss my neck!
Jake : Well you just wait till after work i'll be kissing more then just your neck!
Chad : Wow Kiersten I remember when I used to kiss your naked body and Fuck your soft pussy after work!
Kiersten : Wow Chad why don't you go home and Fuck your wife after work!
Chad : Uh Gross!

by SlopNChop July 5, 2017