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Fucks
Kiersten : Hey Jake could you buy me a new car with the money you have saved up mine's on the blink?
Jake : No Way I'm gonna buy me a side by side with that money!
Kiersten : Fine then I guess my new car is gonna cost me 25 Fucks!
Jake : Oh no I will not let 25 guy's stick there dick in my girl get a loan!
Kiersten : Oh I'm sure some guys will sleep with me more than once!
Jake : SLUT!!!
Jake : No Way I'm gonna buy me a side by side with that money!
Kiersten : Fine then I guess my new car is gonna cost me 25 Fucks!
Jake : Oh no I will not let 25 guy's stick there dick in my girl get a loan!
Kiersten : Oh I'm sure some guys will sleep with me more than once!
Jake : SLUT!!!
Bigger Than Christmas
Kayla : Hey Jake wanna a blowjob!
Kiersten : Well since Kiersten's not around I guess!
Kayla : O wow your cock's Bigger Than Christmas!
Jake : Yeah I guess I'm blessed!
Kayla : MMMM! MMMM! MMMMM!
Jake : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Get your hands off my man's dick before I rip you an asshole Bigger Than Christmas!
Steve : Wow Jake your penis is Bigger Than Christmas! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Kiersten : JAKE PULL UP YOUR PANTS!
Kiersten : Well since Kiersten's not around I guess!
Kayla : O wow your cock's Bigger Than Christmas!
Jake : Yeah I guess I'm blessed!
Kayla : MMMM! MMMM! MMMMM!
Jake : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Get your hands off my man's dick before I rip you an asshole Bigger Than Christmas!
Steve : Wow Jake your penis is Bigger Than Christmas! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Kiersten : JAKE PULL UP YOUR PANTS!
Bigger Than Christmas by SlopNChop August 21, 2017
Fart
Kaylee : Hey girl why are you so happy this afternoon?
Kiersten : While I was giving Jake his lunchtime blowjob he ripped a Fart in my face!
Kaylee : And that makes you happy?
Kiersten : It sure does there aint nothing like smelling Farts from the man of your dreams!
Steve: Hey Kiersten (RIPPPPPP) (RIPPPPPP) AHHHHHH!
Kiersten : O GOD DAMN! I think I'm gonna be sick UH! UH! UH! UH!
Steve : I had egg salad and baked beans for lunch!
Kiersten : GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME! Someone call 911 I can't breathe!
Kaylee : Well I guess Steve is not the man of your dreams!
Kiersten : While I was giving Jake his lunchtime blowjob he ripped a Fart in my face!
Kaylee : And that makes you happy?
Kiersten : It sure does there aint nothing like smelling Farts from the man of your dreams!
Steve: Hey Kiersten (RIPPPPPP) (RIPPPPPP) AHHHHHH!
Kiersten : O GOD DAMN! I think I'm gonna be sick UH! UH! UH! UH!
Steve : I had egg salad and baked beans for lunch!
Kiersten : GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME! Someone call 911 I can't breathe!
Kaylee : Well I guess Steve is not the man of your dreams!
Gang Bang
When three guys stick there dicks in one girl at the same time one in the pussy one in the mouth and one in the anus
Kiersten : Wow last night was amazing!
Kaylee : What Happened?
Kiersten : Jake invited his 2 brother's over and the gave me a Gang Bang!
Kaylee : Oh wow I bet your sore as hell!
Kiersten : Not really but they all have huge cocks like Jake!
Chad : Hey why was I not invited I wanna Gang Bang too!
Kiersten : Sorry Chad your small cock can't keep up!
Steve : Don't worry Chad your small cock will always be good enough for me why don't you come over to my place tonight we can Gang Bang my blowup doll!
Chad: Wow I can't believe my life has come to this A Gang Bang with blowup dolls!
Kiersten : Ha Ha!
Kaylee : What Happened?
Kiersten : Jake invited his 2 brother's over and the gave me a Gang Bang!
Kaylee : Oh wow I bet your sore as hell!
Kiersten : Not really but they all have huge cocks like Jake!
Chad : Hey why was I not invited I wanna Gang Bang too!
Kiersten : Sorry Chad your small cock can't keep up!
Steve : Don't worry Chad your small cock will always be good enough for me why don't you come over to my place tonight we can Gang Bang my blowup doll!
Chad: Wow I can't believe my life has come to this A Gang Bang with blowup dolls!
Kiersten : Ha Ha!
Unpervious
Chad : Hey Kiersten you smell so good today maybe we should find a cozy spot rub naked together and share our body fluids with each other what do you say?
Kiersten : Sorry Chad I am Unpervious to your sexual desires!
Chad : Come on baby Chad can make you feel things you have never felt before!
Kiersten : Beat It Perve!
Steve : Hey Chad wanna suck my cock it's full of cum?
Chad : Sorry Steve I am Unpervious to your sexual desires!
Steve : Oh Chad I can make your asshole tingle like it never has before!
Chad : Beat It FAGGOT!
Kiersten : Sorry Chad I am Unpervious to your sexual desires!
Chad : Come on baby Chad can make you feel things you have never felt before!
Kiersten : Beat It Perve!
Steve : Hey Chad wanna suck my cock it's full of cum?
Chad : Sorry Steve I am Unpervious to your sexual desires!
Steve : Oh Chad I can make your asshole tingle like it never has before!
Chad : Beat It FAGGOT!
Unpervious by SlopNChop August 17, 2017
Blow Up Doll
A plastic air filled doll for someone to have sexual intercourse/anal sex with or receive a blowjob from.
Chad : Oh Kiersten you don't know how much I would love to smell your hair, caress your breast's, stick your mouth around my dick and pound your pussy once again!
Kiersten : Why don't you just get a Blow Up Doll and leave me alone!
Chad : I would but the wifey don't want the extra company in our bed!
Kiersten : You are fucked in the head get some help!
Steve : Hey guy's like my new Blow Up Doll her name is Judy!
Chad : And you think I'm fucked in the head?
Kiersten : Ok I'm sorry you and Steve are fucked in the head!
Kiersten : Why don't you just get a Blow Up Doll and leave me alone!
Chad : I would but the wifey don't want the extra company in our bed!
Kiersten : You are fucked in the head get some help!
Steve : Hey guy's like my new Blow Up Doll her name is Judy!
Chad : And you think I'm fucked in the head?
Kiersten : Ok I'm sorry you and Steve are fucked in the head!
Blow Up Doll by SlopNChop August 15, 2017
Impregnate
Jake : Damn Kiersten your so beautiful I wanna Impregnate you right now!
Kiersten : Oh Jake were at work we might get fired!
Jake : Who cares!
Chad : I do you if you two start makin babies on company time you'll be on welfare!
Jake : Kick Ass then I wont have to put up with your shit anymore!
Kiersten : Yeah come on Jake let's hit the bathroom so you can Impregnate me!
Chad : I think I'm gonna be sick!
Kiersten : Oh Jake were at work we might get fired!
Jake : Who cares!
Chad : I do you if you two start makin babies on company time you'll be on welfare!
Jake : Kick Ass then I wont have to put up with your shit anymore!
Kiersten : Yeah come on Jake let's hit the bathroom so you can Impregnate me!
Chad : I think I'm gonna be sick!
Impregnate by SlopNChop August 14, 2017