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Raw Fuck

When A guy performs vigorous hard poundin sex on his partner causing them to cry and bleed.
Kaylee: Did you and Chad enjoy your date last night?
Kiersten : Yeah Chad took me to a motel and he gave me a Raw Fuck and then he had to call the paramedics!
Kaylee : Oh no that sounds aweful!
Kiersten : It was he fucked me so hard I was vomiting and couldn't breathe then I passed out after my head hit the bed post there was blood puke and cum all over the place !
Kaylee : Is Chad ok?
Kiersten : Don't know the cops arrested him for attempted murder!
Kaylee: Guess you won't be getting a Raw Fuck again anytime soon?
Kiersten : I hope not but it then again it might be fun!
by SlopNChop January 28, 2017
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Pull Out

When the guy pulls his penis out of the pussy before he ejaculates a form of birth control
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah! You like to Fuck my little pussy don't you!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Damn your so fine just like your tight little pussy Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten: Ok pull out now!
Chad : Oh Shit! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : I SAID PULL OUT!
Chad : I Can't I'm Stuck! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Damn't quit cummin in me!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : CRAP! I'm gonna get pregnant!
Chad : Looks like were gonna be parents!
Kiersten : Help! Help! Help!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
by SlopNChop February 5, 2017
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Big One

A massive fart released from the anus that may cause nauseousness.
Chad ripped a Big One in Kiersten's face while she was giving him his morning blow!
by SlopNChop November 26, 2016
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Condom

A rubber glove for the dick so girls and guys can feel safe during intercoarse
Mark : Oh Kaylee you pussy is so soft Ahhh! Mmmmm!
Kaylee : Will you quit rubbing it and fuck it already!
Mark : Gee you don't have to be such a bitch I am paying you!
Kaylee : Just put the damn Condom on and do your business!
Mark : Uh about that I don't have a Condom do you have one?
Kaylee : WHAT! Your the one with the dick Oh god just fuck me without one!
Mark : Ok ill be sure to pull out Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! Oh Kaylee your pussy is so beautiful I love your hairy bush!
Kaylee : Yada! Yada! Yada! Just fuck and keep you mouth shut!
Mark : Here it cum's! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Uhh Oops!
Kaylee : Oops What The Fuck Did You Do?
Mark : Oh nothing we better get back to work!
Kaylee : You came in me that's gonna cost you another $100!
Mark : Uh about that I have no money right now sorry!
Kiersten : WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN ON IN HERE!
Mark : Oh nothing me and Kaylee was just looking for a mop!
Kaylee : No Mark offered to pay me $250 for a fuck he didn't have a Condom so he came in me now he owes me $350!
Kiersten : Well he has $500 and a Condom in his wallet!
Kaylee : Great ill take the $500 and he can keep the Condom!
Kiersten : Hey if you are ovulating I can get you a lot more let's go see my lawyer!
Kaylee : Awesome I would love to have his mustang and big fancy house!
Mark : GOD DAMN'T NOT AGAIN! WHY! WHY! WHY!
Steve : Oh Mark you shouldn't be such a Condom horder they are made to use not save! (wink)
Mark : SHUT THE HELL UP YOU FUCKTARD! (GRRRRR)
by SlopNChop November 5, 2018
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Missionary Position

A sex position in which the female lays on her back and the guy lays on top of her
Kiersten : Last night Jake was tired so we just did the Missionary Position all night!
Kaylee : So who cares!
Kiersten : Yeah well my baby works hard all day sometimes he needs a break!
Kaylee : Then why don't you two just sleep?
Kiersten : Yeah right like Jake can just sleep next to my hot little body!
Steve : Yeah sometimes when Chad is in the Missionary Position with his wife I like to hide in the closet and jack off!
Kiersten : You Dumbass That's Gross!
Kaylee : Yeah what the Fuck are you doing in his house anyway?
Steve : Oh I meet Chad there when he get's home from work so I can suck his cock to you know warm him up!
Chad : Hey Guy's What's Going On?
Kiersten : Not much Steve say's he like's to watch you and your wife in the Missionary Position!
Kaylee : And jack's off too!
Chad : God Damn't Steve your supposed to go home after you suck my cock quit hiding in closet's umkay!
Steve : Ok im sorry I wont do it again!
Chad : Now go home your not supposed to be here anyway it's not the weekend!
Steve : Yeah then I can put my blowup doll in the Missionary Position!
Kiersten : Oh God just go home already!
by SlopNChop July 25, 2018
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Morning Blow

When a guy receives a cock suck in the morning.
Keirsten took care of business this morning by giving Chad his Morning Blow!
by SlopNChop October 6, 2016
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Turd

A pasty waste shaped like a log and released from the anus that usually creates a horrific smell
Chad : Oh Kiersten I could sit here with you and caress you body for hours.
Kiersten : Thanks Chad by the way did you Shit Your Pants?
Chad: Uh no it was probally Steve!
Kiersten : Why would Steve be in my apartment on a Friday night while we were cuddling?
Chad : Well you know how strong his Turds are the smell can linger for miles!
Kiersten : True that is so true about Steve!
by SlopNChop March 22, 2017
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