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Heather: I'm dating 4 black guys at the same time.
Ed: Gingong gingong..
Sam: I'm staying in with my Japanese girlfriend Sakura tonight.
Leslie: Ginggong gingong..
Cheryl: Don't make all those Surrey girl jokes, I'm from Surrey you know.
Tim: That's explains a lot.
Ted: Gingong gingong..
Ed: Gingong gingong..
Sam: I'm staying in with my Japanese girlfriend Sakura tonight.
Leslie: Ginggong gingong..
Cheryl: Don't make all those Surrey girl jokes, I'm from Surrey you know.
Tim: That's explains a lot.
Ted: Gingong gingong..
by Slammer111 July 9, 2009
Get the gingong mug.A racial slang, used by Hong Kong people or Hongers used to describe a bitch (girl or woman). A literal translation of the Cantonese term "bak poh".
by Slammer111 April 26, 2006
Get the 8th grandma mug.The exorbitant fee associated with temporarily insuring a motor vehicle, which costs a whole lot more per day than buying a month's worth or year's worth of insurance.
Ted couldn't afford the insurance ransom for his motorcycle, so he spent the day drinking beer in his underwear instead.
by Slammer111 December 21, 2013
Get the insurance ransom mug.The reverse of buck teeth. Instead of having jagged teeth pointing outwards the mouth, a person with China Mouth looks like they got a crowbar to the face.
A prevalent problem in mainland China, where many there can't seem to afford dental care. One of the (many) diseases of the people, such as herpes.
A prevalent problem in mainland China, where many there can't seem to afford dental care. One of the (many) diseases of the people, such as herpes.
That chick at the skating rink looked hot until she opened her mouth. Not only did she have China mouth, but a tooth was missing too!
The Shanghainese girl had a nice face and body, but a horrible case of China Mouth.
Man, that chick is fugly. Not only is she fat, but she's suffering from China Mouth!
The Shanghainese girl had a nice face and body, but a horrible case of China Mouth.
Man, that chick is fugly. Not only is she fat, but she's suffering from China Mouth!
by Slammer111 November 6, 2009
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A middle to upper age woman of usually Chinese descent, who has several/all of the following distinctions from regular people:
1. Doesn't have a job, or works in some menial position like housekeeping. Husband brings home the dough.
2. Drives a BMW 7-series, X5, or Mercedes-Benz SL, GL, or ML.
3. Drives 40 km/h down the road, even when everyone is going 60-70.
4. Wears full-length (extending up to elbow) driving gloves on both hands and a welding mask for the face, and for fear of getting skin spots.
5. Puts the driver's seat in the farthest position forward, with the seatback vertical, and still doesn't use the seatback. (ie leans forward, so face is inches from the steering wheel)
6. Hits other cars when parking, and is completely oblivious that she just ran over the hood of the lowered Civic next to her parking spot. Also parks on the lines so that neighbouring drivers cannot even get into their cars.
7. Only goes between the supermarket, home, and the homes of other C-lais to play mah jong.
8. Never smiles, as that creates wrinkles.
A middle to upper age woman of usually Chinese descent, who has several/all of the following distinctions from regular people:
1. Doesn't have a job, or works in some menial position like housekeeping. Husband brings home the dough.
2. Drives a BMW 7-series, X5, or Mercedes-Benz SL, GL, or ML.
3. Drives 40 km/h down the road, even when everyone is going 60-70.
4. Wears full-length (extending up to elbow) driving gloves on both hands and a welding mask for the face, and for fear of getting skin spots.
5. Puts the driver's seat in the farthest position forward, with the seatback vertical, and still doesn't use the seatback. (ie leans forward, so face is inches from the steering wheel)
6. Hits other cars when parking, and is completely oblivious that she just ran over the hood of the lowered Civic next to her parking spot. Also parks on the lines so that neighbouring drivers cannot even get into their cars.
7. Only goes between the supermarket, home, and the homes of other C-lais to play mah jong.
8. Never smiles, as that creates wrinkles.
I freaked out after seeing the C-lai in the SUV next to me and rear-ended the car in front.
That C-lai dinged my car! wtf
That C-lai dinged my car! wtf
by Slammer111 December 30, 2007
Get the C-lai mug.A racial slang, used by Hong Kong people or Hongers used to describe black people or niggas. A literal translation of the Cantonese term "huck guei".
by Slammer111 April 26, 2006
Get the black ghost mug.Dining where the word "value" cannot be used in any meaningful way.
Often done by yuppies who think throwing money away on bite-sized entrees is the definition of class, or those who think that being seen in such establishments will get them the woman/man of their dreams, or a large promotion at work.
Douche dining may be done by the truly wealthy aka 1%, but unfortunately the majority are those who also wear fake LV purses (or simply Coach).
Douche dining checklist:
1) The name of the restaurant contains the name of some celebrity chef.
2) The place has some kind of dress code. No jeans and runners here.
3) The waitresses and half the female customers wobble when walking in their high-heels.
4) The inside of the establishment is painted black, and/and the lighting is so dim you can barely read the menu.
5) Each dish is smaller than a softball, and contains some ingredients you've never heard of, from some part of the world you've also never heard of. Extra points if the ingredient comes from an endangered animal or plant.
6) Each dish is completely covered with the chef's fingerprints.
7) The final bill is over $40 after drinks, taxes, and tips. Bonus points if you break $80 a head.
8) You leave hungry, and seriously consider picking up a Big Mac or Whopper on the way home.
If all conditions were met, you have just officially douche dined. Congratulations, you are officially a douche. Frame that receipt. We have a winner!
Often done by yuppies who think throwing money away on bite-sized entrees is the definition of class, or those who think that being seen in such establishments will get them the woman/man of their dreams, or a large promotion at work.
Douche dining may be done by the truly wealthy aka 1%, but unfortunately the majority are those who also wear fake LV purses (or simply Coach).
Douche dining checklist:
1) The name of the restaurant contains the name of some celebrity chef.
2) The place has some kind of dress code. No jeans and runners here.
3) The waitresses and half the female customers wobble when walking in their high-heels.
4) The inside of the establishment is painted black, and/and the lighting is so dim you can barely read the menu.
5) Each dish is smaller than a softball, and contains some ingredients you've never heard of, from some part of the world you've also never heard of. Extra points if the ingredient comes from an endangered animal or plant.
6) Each dish is completely covered with the chef's fingerprints.
7) The final bill is over $40 after drinks, taxes, and tips. Bonus points if you break $80 a head.
8) You leave hungry, and seriously consider picking up a Big Mac or Whopper on the way home.
If all conditions were met, you have just officially douche dined. Congratulations, you are officially a douche. Frame that receipt. We have a winner!
The receptionist seems to be doing a lot of douche dining recently. Guess the boss really likes her performance in bed.
Diana was all about the douche dining, even though she had never cracked $12 an hour in her life. Now if only she could find a rich husband..
For some, the desire to douche dine for 10 years outweighs the ability to purchase a future dwelling in the next 20 years.
See that girl over there? She doesn't even know which fork to use first. I hope her date at least gets some poon out of the deal.
Irene celebrated her pay day with a weekend of douche dining, followed by 2 weeks of living on food stamps.
Diana was all about the douche dining, even though she had never cracked $12 an hour in her life. Now if only she could find a rich husband..
For some, the desire to douche dine for 10 years outweighs the ability to purchase a future dwelling in the next 20 years.
See that girl over there? She doesn't even know which fork to use first. I hope her date at least gets some poon out of the deal.
Irene celebrated her pay day with a weekend of douche dining, followed by 2 weeks of living on food stamps.
by Slammer111 October 17, 2013
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