Slammer111's definitions
The reverse of buck teeth. Instead of having jagged teeth pointing outwards the mouth, a person with China Mouth looks like they got a crowbar to the face.
A prevalent problem in mainland China, where many there can't seem to afford dental care. One of the (many) diseases of the people, such as herpes.
A prevalent problem in mainland China, where many there can't seem to afford dental care. One of the (many) diseases of the people, such as herpes.
That chick at the skating rink looked hot until she opened her mouth. Not only did she have China mouth, but a tooth was missing too!
The Shanghainese girl had a nice face and body, but a horrible case of China Mouth.
Man, that chick is fugly. Not only is she fat, but she's suffering from China Mouth!
The Shanghainese girl had a nice face and body, but a horrible case of China Mouth.
Man, that chick is fugly. Not only is she fat, but she's suffering from China Mouth!
by Slammer111 November 6, 2009
Get the China Mouthmug. Literally meaning "White East Indian", a girl of stunning beauty because of her Asian looks combined with her smooth silky pale skin. Not to be confused with ditch pig.
by Slammer111 October 18, 2008
Get the bak-molomug. A racial slang, used by Hong Kong people or Hongers used to describe white people. A literal translation of the Cantonese term "bak guei".
by Slammer111 April 26, 2006
Get the white ghostmug. A racial slang, used by Hong Kong people or Hongers used to describe a bitch (girl or woman). A literal translation of the Cantonese term "bak poh".
by Slammer111 April 26, 2006
Get the 8th grandmamug. Heather: I'm dating 4 black guys at the same time.
Ed: Gingong gingong..
Sam: I'm staying in with my Japanese girlfriend Sakura tonight.
Leslie: Ginggong gingong..
Cheryl: Don't make all those Surrey girl jokes, I'm from Surrey you know.
Tim: That's explains a lot.
Ted: Gingong gingong..
Ed: Gingong gingong..
Sam: I'm staying in with my Japanese girlfriend Sakura tonight.
Leslie: Ginggong gingong..
Cheryl: Don't make all those Surrey girl jokes, I'm from Surrey you know.
Tim: That's explains a lot.
Ted: Gingong gingong..
by Slammer111 July 9, 2009
Get the gingongmug. The exorbitant fee associated with temporarily insuring a motor vehicle, which costs a whole lot more per day than buying a month's worth or year's worth of insurance.
Ted couldn't afford the insurance ransom for his motorcycle, so he spent the day drinking beer in his underwear instead.
by Slammer111 December 21, 2013
Get the insurance ransommug. Pronounced "see-lai".
A middle to upper age woman of usually Chinese descent, who has several/all of the following distinctions from regular people:
1. Doesn't have a job, or works in some menial position like housekeeping. Husband brings home the dough.
2. Drives a BMW 7-series, X5, or Mercedes-Benz SL, GL, or ML.
3. Drives 40 km/h down the road, even when everyone is going 60-70.
4. Wears full-length (extending up to elbow) driving gloves on both hands and a welding mask for the face, and for fear of getting skin spots.
5. Puts the driver's seat in the farthest position forward, with the seatback vertical, and still doesn't use the seatback. (ie leans forward, so face is inches from the steering wheel)
6. Hits other cars when parking, and is completely oblivious that she just ran over the hood of the lowered Civic next to her parking spot. Also parks on the lines so that neighbouring drivers cannot even get into their cars.
7. Only goes between the supermarket, home, and the homes of other C-lais to play mah jong.
8. Never smiles, as that creates wrinkles.
A middle to upper age woman of usually Chinese descent, who has several/all of the following distinctions from regular people:
1. Doesn't have a job, or works in some menial position like housekeeping. Husband brings home the dough.
2. Drives a BMW 7-series, X5, or Mercedes-Benz SL, GL, or ML.
3. Drives 40 km/h down the road, even when everyone is going 60-70.
4. Wears full-length (extending up to elbow) driving gloves on both hands and a welding mask for the face, and for fear of getting skin spots.
5. Puts the driver's seat in the farthest position forward, with the seatback vertical, and still doesn't use the seatback. (ie leans forward, so face is inches from the steering wheel)
6. Hits other cars when parking, and is completely oblivious that she just ran over the hood of the lowered Civic next to her parking spot. Also parks on the lines so that neighbouring drivers cannot even get into their cars.
7. Only goes between the supermarket, home, and the homes of other C-lais to play mah jong.
8. Never smiles, as that creates wrinkles.
I freaked out after seeing the C-lai in the SUV next to me and rear-ended the car in front.
That C-lai dinged my car! wtf
That C-lai dinged my car! wtf
by Slammer111 December 30, 2007
Get the C-laimug.