Slammer's definitions

battler

1. A person (esp. male) who struggles in any particular situation/field of expertise. Usually a dodgy, dirty cunt also.
2. An unsuccessful minger.

Fuck that Pip Edwards is a battler. He should be shot.

by SLAMMER August 24, 2003

Dirty Ride

when an anal recipient doesn't clean their ass out properly and shit flys everywhere during the pounding.

Hoon just told me he "had a dirty ride" with another famous DJ

by Slammer July 5, 2004

bombshell

(n)
1. A revelation that that registers upmost surprise due to its randomness and unbelievability.

2. Unexplained absence without due notice.

1. Me "How's this for a bombshell- I fucked that old battler last night after everyone lashed"

You "dooooooooooo bang!"

2. Me "you coming to work tomorrow"
You "nah, i might bomshell that shift in the morning"
Me "doooooooooo bang!"

by Slammer March 11, 2005

penis plater

(Australia) A random cunt on his P-Plates.

Check out the aggots on that glamma penis plater!! I'd love to suck on those munters.

by SLAMMER August 24, 2003

gukkums

An exclamation conveying disgust. Probably derived from 'goo' and/or 'gooey'.

You've got a squished rotten banana on your hands. Gukkums!

by slammer June 15, 2004

Dirty Ride

When you have anal sex with a person that hasn't wiped thier ass properly

Gee it wasn't much fun having a dirty ride with DJ Flash Gordon!

by Slammer July 5, 2004

bevva

A drink- short for beverage.

At mcdonalds...
me : "Just a small bevva please"
maccas chump : "what the fuck?"

by Slammer September 4, 2003