Slammer's definitions

Professor Frink

The biggest legend on the Simpsons. Likes to supplement all phrases with "umma-hey"

"I call it Gamblor"
"The, uh, real humans wouldn't burn, ah, quite so fast. Umma-hey."
"The secret ingredient is LOVE! Stupid machine!"

by Slammer September 1, 2003

salami

Gossip which is not derogatory, more informative and entertaining.

How was the party last night? Any salami?

by Slammer May 12, 2004

go rooney

1. To go crazy when dissappointed or pissed off. Derived from Wayne Rooney- the english soccer player renowned for losing his shit on the football pitch.

"hey- your brother borrowed your jacket"
"fuck -i'll go rooney on him when i see him next!"
OR
'if the bus doesn't come soon i'm gonna go rooney!'

by slammer April 22, 2006

knock up

Chop up you marijuana

Knock up that gram of dope and we'll pipe down.

by Slammer September 1, 2003

issues

Social 'issues' that a 'battler' labours under...

BOD has more issues than the N.Y. Times

by Slammer September 1, 2003